2x1 - Grandma Gets It On

September 22, 1990

Lillian Preskin's daughter arrives at the nursing home and threatens to send her mother off to a home run by nuns if she engages once more in sex with the residents. Their conversation, however, is interrupted by the arrival of a new war veteran... and Lillian has a penchant for veterans.

2x2 - Diary of a Really, Really Mad Housewife

September 29, 1990

It's a day in the life of an average American housewife, but for Dorothy Tibbit, it's ""one of those days."" When her garbage disposal conks out, Dorothy attempts to return home in time to meet the plumber but everything goes wrong. There are problems at the dry cleaners, the bank, the grocery store, the bus stop -- it's all enough to drive a housewife really, really mad...

2x3 - Goin' to the Chapel

October 6, 1990

This is two seperate episodes centering on Evelyn Sweets and her ""Chapel of Romance."" In ""Dummy Dearest,"" Evelyn is approached by a woman with a ventriloquist's dummy who pleads with Evelyn to marry them. Evelyn agrees, hoping to get the insane woman out of her chapel, but she soon comes to the realization that the dummy may be alive. In ""Being Out There,"" Evelyn is approached by Chester Neff, who assume's that her ad's tag, ""I'll marry anyone,"" means that she will become his wife.

2x4 - Guns and Rosie

October 13, 1990

2x5 - Stiff Competition

October 20, 1990

2x6 - Here's to You, Mrs. Baldwin

October 27, 1990

2x7 - Trisha Springs Eternal

November 3, 1990

Roz's college friend Trisha (guest star Betty White) comes to town and announces that she's taken the apartment next door to Roz... but Roz can't stand her. Quickly Roz finds that Trisha's destroying her life and driving her to the brink of madness.

2x8 - Mom and Dad Day Afternoon

November 10, 1990

2x9 - Driving Miss Crazy

November 17, 1990

2x10 - The Jingle Belles

November 24, 1990

Arlene Harvey and Kate Benton (guest star Bernadette Peters) are best friends and a commercial jingle songwriting team, but jealousy ensues when Kate is offered a record audition at Cosmic Records.

2x11 - Teacher, Teacher

December 1, 1990

This episode consists of two sketches about teachers. In the first, Carol plays Mrs. Cornfeld, a teacher who's pulled over by a former student during his first day on the job as a policeman. In the next skit, the whole company plays students (using their real first names) in a classroom on their teacher's final day.

2x12 - Spudnik

December 7, 1990

2x14 - Turning Tables

January 18, 1991

2x15 - That Little Extra Something

January 25, 1991

The company attempts to put on a ""live show"" centering on an eccentric millionaire who's attempting to murder his wife. Complications ensue when Richard Kind's aunt Wanda (also played by Burnett) thinks that Carol has invited her to perform in the show.

2x16 - A Fall from Grace

February 1, 1991

Grace Fitchell is ""the bitch goddess of darkness."" While checking the dryer for a missing sock, she accidentally falls into the Land of Lost Stuff. In order to return home, she must find the last thing that she lost, but during her quest she encounters ghosts of her past that change her future (via Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol).

2x17 - Suture Self

February 8, 1991

2x18 - High on LIfe

February 15, 1991

2x19 - Momma Needs a New Pair of Shoes

March 1, 1991

2x20 - Jewel of Denial

March 9, 1991

2x21 - Intimate Behavior

March 15, 1991

2x22 - Noah's Place

April 12, 1991

2x23 - Overnight Male

April 27, 1991

2x24 - For Love or Money

May 4, 1991