1x1 - New Mexico

January 1, 2011

Dan's grudge against the state of New Mexico leads to a road trip with his best friend Chris and Chris's wife, Elise.

1x2 - The Wolf-Man

January 1, 2011

When Dan discovers mysterious scratches on his car, he plots revenge against the only culprit he believes could be responsible... The Wolf-Man.

1x3 - The Dentist

January 8, 2011

Dan is convinced his dentist is evil and enlists Chris to help him expose the fiend's secret agenda.

1x4 - The Ninja

January 15, 2011

Dan discovers an unlikely ninja vendetta.

1x5 - The Animal Shelter

January 22, 2011

Noise from the animal shelter keeps Dan awake, so he vows revenge.

1x6 - Canada

January 29, 2011

Dan and Chris hit the road to get even with their friendly neighbor to the north, Canada.

1x7 - Traffic

February 26, 2011

Gridlock motivates Dan to seek revenge against traffic in the city.

1x8 - Ye Olde Shakespeare Dinner Theatre

March 5, 2011

Displeased by the quality of a Shakespeare performance at a local dinner theater, Dan decides the only solution is to shut the theater down for good.

1x9 - Baseball

March 12, 2011

Dan seeks revenge on baseball when the World Series preempts his favorite TV program.

1x10 - The Salvation Armed Forces

March 19, 2011

Dan goes to war after his car is accidentally donated to charity.

1x11 - The Beach

March 26, 2011

Dan tries to destroy the beach after his car is smashed up by Beach traffic.

1x12 - George Washington

April 2, 2011

After a tree falls on top of Dan's car, Dan blames George Washington.

1x13 - Technology

April 9, 2011

1x14 - The Barber

April 16, 2011

1x15 - Art

April 30, 2011

1x16 - Elise's Parents

May 14, 2011

Dan plots revenge on Elise's parents after they interfere with his social life.

1x17 - The Fancy Restaurant

May 21, 2011

Dan's favorite sandwich shop gets closed down, so Dan goes after the new gourmet restaurant that replaced it.

1x18 - Dan

May 28, 2011

Dan brings tyranny to a man who steals his identity.

1x19 - The Family Camping Trip

June 4, 2011

When Chris decides to go on a camping trip with Elise and her family instead of hanging out with Dan, Dan vows to ruin the trip for everyone. Guest starring Meredith Baxter and Michael Gross as Elise's Parents and Daran Norris as Colby.

1x20 - Burgerphile

June 18, 2011

When a fast food restaurant gets Dan's order wrong and the megalomaniac manager, Jeff, refuses to correct his mistake, Dan chains himself to the restaurant counter as a protest, inadvertedly attracting the attention of the cashier, Hortence, who is attracted to "determined men".

1x21 - The Magician

June 25, 2011

When a street magician named Magnifico the Magnificent publicly reveals Dan's underwear and steals a necklace Chris was planning to give to Elise, Dan sets out to prove all magicians are frauds, with Chris in tow to try and get the necklace back.