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- wSerie
- TV Shows
- Deep Space 69
- Season 1
- Episode 8
Sirens of Tetons
Deep Space 69 - S1 - E8
Jay follows the siren song of the most beautiful honeys in the universe but like the old Mon Calamari proverb goes, “it’s a trap!”
Deep Space 69: Season 1 - 15 Episode s
1x1 - Dictator Ship
July 15, 2012
Jay and Hamilton accept a mission to take a brutal Dictators sexy daughters to safety. Jay makes the simple mistake of having an orgy with the daughters and enrages the Dictator. Jay must win his freedom the honorable way, a crystal sword fight to the death.
1x2 - Looking for Love in Alderaan Places
August 26, 2012
Jay and Hamilton head to the beautiful planet of Alderaan to investigate a newly legal teenage princess.
1x3 - The Crotch Hugger
September 16, 2012
Jay has a hard choice deciding between two species.
1x4 - Shipphylis
November 11, 2012
The OGC-1 contracts an STD (ship troubling decision) after going through a dirty black hole.
1x5 - License to Bone
November 25, 2012
The only thing standing between Jay and his space license is a licentious land-octopus.
1x6 - The Legend of Bronze Johnson
December 9, 2012
Jay gets selected for a most special and terrifying dong honor on the planet Terra Bliss.
1x7 - Blade Jogger
December 30, 2012
Jay's new lady friend causes some trouble when it turns out she is a fugitive replicant.
1x8 - Sirens of Tetons
January 13, 2013
Jay follows the siren song of the most beautiful honeys in the universe but like the old Mon Calamari proverb goes, “it’s a trap!”
1x9 - Femalien Fatale
January 27, 2013
The OGC-1 has been assigned transport of a dangerous and sexy criminal.
1x10 - Pride and Predator Juice
February 10, 2013
Jay takes drastic measures when a manly man makes him insecure about his manhood.
1x11 - She Was a Lady Planet
February 24, 2013
The OGC-1 makes a “scientific” exploration of a planet that may be the biggest lady in the universe.
1x12 - Herman
March 10, 2013
Hamilton breaks a space rule by adopting a pet while Jay deals with his airlock addiction.
1x13 - The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 1
April 11, 2013
Jay gets recruited to join a secret society of galactic bonesmen, Hamilton is not invited.
1x14 - The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 2
April 25, 2013
The saga continues as Jay heads to a spring break planet full of roofied drinks, carnivorous plant based harlots and sexy new friends.
1x15 - The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 3
May 6, 2013
Jay returns to the GBM-1 to rectify space douchiness in the explosive conclusion to the galactic boner saga.