The Off-Site Meeting

February 8, 2000

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Dilbert - S2 - E9

Dilbert's home is chosen as the location for an off-site meeting when a dendrophile sues his company because of their deforestation policies.

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Dilbert: Season 2 - 17 Episode s

2x1 - The Gift
November 2, 1999
Dilbert's mother's birthday is coming up, and in search of the perfect gift, he returns to the mall where he was abandoned by his father (voiced by Buck Henry) years ago.
2x2 - The Trial
November 23, 1999
Dilbert is sent to prison after the boss frames him for a fatal traffic accident. Once inside, he applies his knowledge of mathematics and engineering to prison life and takes over his cell block.
2x3 - The Shroud of Wally
November 16, 1999
Dilbert has a near-death experience at a gas station, and finds that the afterlife is exactly like the office. Meanwhile, a group listening to a multi-level marketing speech become hypnotized, and through a bizarre accident caused by a crashing space shuttle and the birthday kit create a religion based on Wally. Dilbert and Dogbert manage to cover up the crash, while Wally turns away his followers with his odd habits.
2x4 - The Dupey
December 7, 1999
Dilbert's attempts to design a Furby-style children's toy go horribly awry when the toys gain sentience and mutate into hideous but benevolent creatures that want independence.
2x5 - Art
February 22, 2000
Dilbert is assigned to create a digital work of art. The result, the "Blue Duck," ends up appealing to the lowest common denominator of society and destroys the value and popularity of classic artworks.
2x6 - Hunger
February 1, 2000
Dilbert tries to end world hunger by creating a new, safe, artificial food, but it tastes so bad that even people dying of starvation refuse to eat it – until his mother gets involved.
2x7 - The Security Guard
January 18, 2000
After a heated debate, Dilbert and the building's security guard trade jobs to see who can do the other's job better. Dilbert quickly finds himself in over his head when he discovers an illegal casino being run underneath the building.
2x8 - The Merger
January 25, 2000
The Boss decides that the company needs to merge with another, and chooses a company of brain-sucking extraterrestrials.
2x9 - The Off-Site Meeting
February 8, 2000
Dilbert's home is chosen as the location for an off-site meeting when a dendrophile sues his company because of their deforestation policies.
2x10 - The Assistant
February 15, 2000
Dilbert is unwillingly promoted to management and given an assistant, sparking a showdown with the other engineers.
2x11 - Company Picnic
July 11, 2000
The annual company picnic comes around and so does the softball game between Marketing and Engineering. This episode is based on Romeo and Juliet.
2x12 - The Virtual Employee
May 30, 2000
Dilbert and his co-workers find an empty cubicle and start dumping their obsolete computer equipment into it. To keep the marketing department from claiming the cubicle, they hack into the human resources database and create a profile for a fake engineer named Todd. The plan backfires when Todd is named project leader and develops a messianic reputation.
2x13 - The Return
June 6, 2000
Dilbert tries to buy a computer online but gets the wrong model, leading to an unpleasant surprise when he tries to return it to the company warehouse.
2x14 - Ethics
June 13, 2000
After the company employees are forced to take ethical-training classes, Dilbert is put in charge of designing a nationwide Internet voting network. His scruples are put to the test when an attractive female representative of a tobacco special-interest group tries to seduce him.
2x15 - The Fact
November 9, 1999
Dogbert becomes rich and famous by writing a best-selling book about an imaginary disease, 'Chronic Cubicle Syndrome', and Dilbert finds himself saddled with the job of devising a cure.
2x16 - Pregnancy
July 18, 2000
Ratbert accidentally sends Dilbert's model rocket into space. When it returns with samples of DNA from aliens, cows, hillbillies, engineers, and robots, it rectally impales Dilbert, impregnating him.
2x17 - The Delivery
July 25, 2000
Dilbert's pregnancy turns into a media circus as the various "parents" of his baby sue for custody, with Steve Austin presiding over the hearing.

The Off-Site Meeting

Dilbert - S2 - E9

Dilbert: Season 2 - 17 Episode s

2x1 - The Gift

2x2 - The Trial

2x3 - The Shroud of Wally

2x4 - The Dupey

2x5 - Art

2x6 - Hunger

2x7 - The Security Guard

2x8 - The Merger

2x9 - The Off-Site Meeting

2x10 - The Assistant

2x11 - Company Picnic

2x12 - The Virtual Employee

2x13 - The Return

2x14 - Ethics

2x15 - The Fact

2x16 - Pregnancy

2x17 - The Delivery

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