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Mike Gaffney: Dummy Magnet
Dry Bar Comedy - S6 - E12
Frustrated with his life long curse as a dummy magnet, Mike Gaffney complains about doctors with single prescriptions, fit-bits that demand movement to prove life, and children who never move out.
Dry Bar Comedy: Season 6 - 62 Episode s
6x1 - Jeff Allen: Honor Thy Wife
March 12, 2020
His Dry Bar Comedy videos have amassed millions of views on social media and other platforms, introducing him to tens of millions of new fans worldwide.
6x2 - Jose Sarduy: Cuban Pilot
April 6, 2021
Gathering material from a wealth of life experiences, Jose takes audiences on the rollercoaster ride that's been his life.
6x3 - Dwayne Perkins: Dwayne Explains
October 9, 2020
Dwayne returns to Dry Bar Comedy. If you loved his first special, you will certainly love his 2nd! Dwayne Perkins has earned a spot in today's elite class of stand-up comics with appearances on Comedy Central and on Conan.
6x4 - Armando Anto: The Maestro of Comedy
January 8, 2021
Armando has been perfecting his unique style of comedy, utilizing his decades of classical violin mastery, his guitar skills, and even breakdance in his act.
6x5 - Daniel Spencer: Dear Amy,
August 10, 2020
A special special dedicated to a special lady.
6x6 - Brent Terhune: Crooked Ginger
December 9, 2020
If you're looking for the reason why to use a ladle to eat lucky charms, or why being a Bigfoot hunter is better than being a comedian, your search ends with Brent Terhune, who's "known from time to time, to tell a few jokes."
6x7 - Chris Schlichting: Catch and Dress a Squirrel
August 2, 2021
Chris Schlichting, an Iowan with every bone in his body still intact, comes with a few crucial warnings. Beware of birthday wishes, day raccoons, and the spelling on all hand written love letters.
6x8 - Glen Tickle: The Favorite
August 2, 2021
Glen Tickle apologizes for his last name, explains the things only professional comedians have time for, and tells all the stories he's only allowed to tell on stage.
6x9 - Tim Cavanagh: The Joys of UncleDumb
August 16, 2021
With a companion guitar, Tim cavanagh asks for a wake up call, points out another unhappy marriage, finds a human music stand, and plays a possum game.
6x10 - J Bliss: Ninja Practice
August 30, 2021
South Jersey originated and a hater of zodiac tattoos, J Bliss pulls his jokes from everyday observations, whether that’s shopping for watches, experiencing gas pump harassment, or trying to differentiate between donkeys and pit bulls.
6x11 - Kenn Kington: Enjoying Chaos
October 8, 2021
Kenn Kington is losing his patience. As a father and a husband, he's coming to terms with the meaning of “we,” teenage food consumption, and cable’s 900 channels.
6x12 - Mike Gaffney: Dummy Magnet
July 26, 2021
Frustrated with his life long curse as a dummy magnet, Mike Gaffney complains about doctors with single prescriptions, fit-bits that demand movement to prove life, and children who never move out.
6x13 - Brian Apprille: Jokes & Voices
March 22, 2021
Brian Apprille is down 153 lbs from Super Morbidly Obese, an overrated super power he blames solely on Homer Simpson. Brian jokes about the endless circle of Pictionary, Dr. Evil's relation to Snape, and a one-time taekwondo class.
6x14 - Brandon Young: Chicken Gone
August 23, 2021
On the “Bowl Diet” and deciding which chin to put his chin strap on, Brandon Young has 1000 words for any picture, a burned copy of the anti piracy commercial, and a shadow that sets off automatic doors.
6x15 - Seth Knorr: The Correct Answer
September 6, 2021
Even keeled and skeptical, Seth Knorr graces the stage to wash away any preconceived notions regarding report cards, global warming, and family budgets.
6x16 - Travis Nelson: To Touch a Cloud
September 20, 2021
Sonya White graces the stage with “buttered-up” jokes and a contagious Southern charm. She shares her love for false-hope TV shows, DIY alarm systems, and Mary Kay motorbikes.
6x17 - Kathleen Dunbar: I've Got a Little Surprise for Ya
August 24, 2021
From Wisconsin, where people speak backwards, Kathleen Dunbar comes to Dry Bar with a wake up call for anyone 20 and younger, a warning for bra-dialers, and more than a few tips on how to deal with “little demon pig people.”
6x18 - Joey Callahan: The Notorious F.O.D.
July 17, 2021
A father and husband, Joey Callahan is surrounded by a family of women. Among the growing pains are automatic apologies, inside out catastrophes, and "Jurassic Park" reenactments.
6x19 - Dan Brown: Not Shopping Here today
October 4, 2021
Dan Brown is a pretty smart idiot. Coming from hillbilly blood, he shares his dungeons and dragons jail-time, batman wedding, and his Pro Wrestling marriage problems.
6x20 - Lisa Gilbert: All the Time Tired
October 27, 2021
Lisa Gilbert hasn’t had a donut to herself in years. With her new triplets, marriage, and 52nd birthday, Lisa’s personal relationship with herself and Jesus has needed to make some adjustments. Kid leashes and skates; God’s dropbox; and city-approved birthday parties are here new norm.
6x21 - Melvin George: I'm Not Cool
November 4, 2021
Melvin George, the sequel, is getting older. He’s sleeping separate from his teeth, hearing the sound of God’s laugh, longing for his once long hair, and regretting his childhood decision not to become the first black president.
6x22 - Linda Stogner: Welcome to My Planet
February 24, 2022
Linda Stogner, a Texas-born cookie attorney, jokes about her Wiener dog who’s now a pug, her family reunion that took place in prison, and her childhood fear of displacing her hip.
6x23 - Matin Atrushi: American Immigrant
August 28, 2021
Kurdish and playing hard to get, Matin Atrushi is trying to distance himself from his sand-eating dad, his inevitable managerial position at Best Buy, and his stab-worthy Spanish skills.
6x24 - Paul Aldrich: Music & Mirth
October 16, 2021
Paul Aldrich and his guitar take Dry Bar on a trip around the universe of music for an unforgettable combination of tunes and jokes that will leave you singing kumbaya and a hit song from every decade.
6x25 - Clayburn Cox: Toothbrush Prank War
September 13, 2021
Born and raised in Alabama, Clayburn Cox makes comedy look easy. He sings a new and improved "Old McDonald," gives the proper answer to “what is your name, sir?” and heckles the audience before they can heckle him.
6x26 - Steve Hofstetter: A Trip to Japan
December 18, 2020
Often called the "hardest working man in show-business", Steve Hoffstetter covers everything from paper decapitations in plane crashes to seeing-eye children.
6x27 - Dan Mengini: Been There, Dumb That!
September 13, 2021
Not smart enough to do any more with his overactive brain, Dan Mengini is stuck using plastic, explaining apps to his parents, singing the alphabet to get through the phone book, and dreaming about the life he could’ve had in a third world country.
6x28 - James Gregory: Food is Not Fatal
September 20, 2021
James Gregory, a Georgian suffering from Vertigo, is on a mission to spread the good news of “real butter,” Paul-bearing strength, hotter summers, and endangered chicken legs.
6x29 - Rob Maher: If You Can Make It Here...
January 6, 2021
Rob Maher proves that he has the most versatile first name in the English language, that your relationship ended because you didn't spend enough money on wrapping paper, and that being an "accident" is worse than being adopted.
6x30 - Chris Monty: Just Be Happy
December 10, 2021
Chris Monty would prefer if everyone minded their own business. His is eating a veal chop, working 45 minutes a day, and being next rather than first.
6x31 - Larry Weaver: Law of the Country
January 8, 2022
Larry Weaver brushes up on the Southern classics: permed corn silk, whisky cough syrup, chocolate tobacco pie, and hillbilly Häagen-Dazs. Apart from endless potlucks, his southern charm has granted him warthog snoring and vegan perdition.
6x32 - Ali Sultan: Third World Energy
October 8, 2021
Yemeni American, Ali Sultan shares his story of becoming officially American. It is a story full of freedom, superstores, miscommunication, red flags, lots of driving, and a very special place called “Coca La Conca.”
6x33 - Eric Lyden: Any Chance You Didn't Shove That Job Yet?
February 16, 2021
According to Eric Lyden, all it takes to be a comedian is not being able to do anything else. Regardless, having alternative uses for cork screws, shove-it speeches, and white noise machines can't hurt.
6x34 - Jody Fuller: I'm from Alabama
November 29, 2021
A lifetime stutterer born and raised in Alabama, Jody Fuller quantifies how many syllables his first word was, people who have finished his sentences, and letters in the alphabet that are best to be avoided.
6x35 - Maureen Langan: Don't Make Me Hate You
December 25, 2021
Maureen Langan has a wake up call ringing for the young, hot, rich or famous. Luckily for them, she comes with subtitles.
6x36 - Ryan Dalton: Big Heart, Small Brain
November 16, 2021
A product of the Midwest, Ryan Dalton has found his greatest controversy in street mattresses, dog flights, and events that require emotion.
6x37 - Lisa Alvarado: How to Stay Single
December 4, 2021
Lisa Alvarado, a single Christian mother, comes to Dry Bar with a plethora of relationship advice. She shares how not to take a selfie, why women get emotional about trash duty, and which biblical coping mechanisms are okay to advertise.
6x38 - Jeff Applebaum: Nut. Free. Zone.
October 25, 2021
A native New Yorker and MIT educated engineer, Jeff Applebaum navigates life in California, sharing the insanity of his diverse family, inconsistent behavior all around him, and raising children in a "participation trophy" world! It's not anger - it's funny!
6x39 - Paul May: Tickle Fight
February 23, 2022
Paul May is a God-fearing man with a Tickle Monster complex. Understanding him will take a translator from every decade, but if you want to keep up with the Jones’, attend a Taco Bell wedding, or deposit gerbils at the bank, Paul is your guy.
6x40 - Cyrus Steele: Lazy Eyes Matter
November 1, 2021
Witty and charming, Cyrus Steele is trying to meal prep during traffic, avoid the lazy eye of the storm, and forgive his mother for putting him in clogging class.
6x41 - Dan Grueter: Cheese & Serial Killers
December 18, 2021
Dan Grueter is living through the effects of having second thoughts. He is having his own grandchildren, a reassessment of his old neighbor, Jeffrey Dahmer, and a fit about the several strangers rampaging his home.
6x42 - Percy Crews: Old School
November 20, 2021
With an unrivalable energy, Percy Crews comes to the stage miffed about water bottles, kids these days, scuba diving, and Mexican food.
6x43 - Bill Bunker: I Don't Really Work Here
December 1, 2021
In his best sports jacket, Bill Bunker shares the joys of driving a loser-decaled minivan, doing B-level homework for his son, and being God’s re-gift to women.
6x44 - Jason Salmon: I'm Sure You Have Some Questions
February 10, 2022
Both a comedian and an actor, Jason Salmon comes with a plethora of historically accurate jokes. Being extremely white and extremely Texan, Jason’s heritage is either boring or horrific, so he’s currently just making amends.
6x45 - Tom Briscoe: So... I Got Fired From THAT Job
January 2, 2022
Tom Briscoe, a father and husband, never found his place in the workplace, so he’s left at home playing “Towel Audit” and “What did the doctor say?”. Tom tells the tragic tales of Pigman, the Gluten Free replacement, and the kid with the magnetic head.
6x46 - Killer Beaz: Southern By The Grace Of God
January 15, 2022
Killer Beaz has spent most of his life in Mississippi, where fantasy vs. reality can become a bit muddled. True or not, the stories of Killer’s comedy career beginning in 5th grade science class or his biggest life change coming from a loose trailer hitch are worth the wonder.
6x47 - Jim McDonald: Work in Progress
January 17, 2022
Jim McDonald, an Irish man suffering from alcoholic ghosts, is a professional enthusiast. In deciding the difference between rubbish and garbage, or birth control and cargo shorts, Jim’s conclusions go beyond society’s pessimistic tendencies.
6x48 - Casey Peruski: Doing Pretty Good
December 11, 2021
Casey Peruski, a “Florida boy,” has almost 1000 shows under his belt. Other than comedy, he can decipher church talk, hide his mother’s drinking problem, and use a 6 ft pink flamingo to protect against hurricanes.
6x49 - Andrew Arango Kennedy: Latino In Disguise
January 10, 2022
Andrew Kennedy lives in ethnic camouflage. Though a Colombian mother and a flawless accent should be proof enough, Andrew tells the story of his life where “looks can be deceiving” is the unsettling truth, and persistent theme.
6x50 - Jeff Leeson: What's the Secret?
December 30, 2021
Although Jeff Leeson has already achieved his dreams, he joins Dry Bar for an unforgettable night of tuxedo apprentices, undercover comedians, a lemonade stand, and the long sought after secret to everything.
6x51 - John Evans: Goodwill Hunting
January 3, 2022
Irritated and bored, John Evans has had one too many weird weeks. Married twice for not too long, in the most honest part of his mid-life, and trying to make Easter the new egg style, John’s all for having an audience to explain his less-than-traumatic childhood.
6x52 - Don McMillan: Geek, Nerd or Dork?
January 22, 2022
In his post-engineering crisis, Don McMillan has taken up comedic PowerPointing. If you want to see an excessively entertaining amount of graphs, charts, and distributions, your search is over.
6x53 - Milt Abel: Remembering Looms and Roombas
January 31, 2022
A corporate comedian and a family man with quick-witted humor, Milt Abel takes brave leaps into our most anxious thoughts. Where do Roombas escape to? What’s the beyond of Bed Bath and Beyond? When does the firework show end? So many questions…
6x54 - Chas Elstner: Life in the Fast Lane
February 1, 2022
As graceful and charming as they come, Chas Elstner is a servant to the people: observing human interactions and reporting back with immaculate facial expressions, voices, and soundscapes.
6x55 - Mike Williams: Shut Up! It Was Funny When I Wrote It
March 12, 2022
Inspiring and endlessly thoughtful, Mike Williams is a family man and an Evangelical comedian. Mike shares his not-so-near death experience, his musical stardom dreams, and his X-ray that brought the entire ER to laughter.
6x56 - Debbie Childers: Sometimes You Gotta Laugh
February 12, 2022
Having survived 45 years of marriage and car troubles, Debbie Childers is ready to tell her story. As a 65-year-old, God-loving woman, Debbie’s warm charm brings both laughter and lessons.
6x57 - Ken Davis: I'm an Idiot
March 17, 2022
Ken Davis is a rebel, a germ freak, and a skeptic. From public pranks on his pink moped, to ADHD doctor consultations, Ken’s special wanders to all the places a brain can go in 41 minutes and 12 seconds.
6x58 - Mike Masilotti: Outside Cat
January 27, 2022
Originally from New York and now residing as a small business owner in Los Angeles, Mike Masilotti is a white anomaly in a family of immigrants. Growing up as a “Mike” in America, he quickly learned that gauges and border passes come with the birth certificate.
6x59 - Chris Franjola: Young Hair Old Face
January 17, 2022
With a ceaseless grin, Chris Franjola shares the woes of his midlife career. It involves TSA Rechecks, toasting debates, Motel 6 gigs, and all of his front teeth.
6x60 - David Harris: Recalculating
January 25, 2021
David Harris is a nationally touring, regionally Emmy Award Winning comedian, magician, actor, and host. Harris has entertained North American audiences for over 20 years with over 2000 live performances to date. He regularly appears at clubs, colleges, corporate events, theaters, arts centers, alternative rooms and other top venues across the U.S. and Canada.
6x61 - Landry: Hair Chronicles
January 6, 2021
Landry's energy is contagious. Coming to the Dry Bar stage with a fresh, bold take on common tropes, he describes the difference between first-class passengers and everyone else; a DUI and an IUD; and Cracker Barrel versus any yard sale.
6x62 - Derrick Tennant: Love Wastefully
January 20, 2021
The internationally known comedian, speaker, and closet magician, Derrick Tennant travels the world sharing the story of how he overcame overwhelming obstacles to become the leader is he today.