1x1 - We're Back!

July 9, 2021

In the wise words of Thundercat, Heartbreaks! Setbacks! Drew and Enya do a ten minute catch up of the hazy year that was 2020, and then immediately talk about.... sex with Harry Styles and.... the gender of a Baja blast? Who said pilot episodes weren't the best!

1x2 - Outing Drew

July 16, 2021

Enya and Drew explore the idea that what you put into your body… actually matters? Who knew. Enya will probably pass away from mercury poisoning and Drew vapes. They are not taking any questions at this moment.

1x3 - Our House Is Cursed

July 23, 2021

Welcome back to a new episode of Emergency Intercom! It is only fitting that coming from broken homes, our home gets broken into on multiple occasions! We avoid bills, we lie, and we are sexy… what more do you want!

1x4 - Stinky Clowns From Space

July 30, 2021

In this episode Drew and Enya question life, death, and space… Who said clowns can’t be existential! We also get insight on Drew’s bed habits (it gets stinky).

1x5 - Dreaming About Nightmares

August 6, 2021

Today we dive deep into our subconscious and reveal that even our “dreams” are nightmares… can we catch a break please god I’m begging you please

1x6 - Drew Stinks

August 13, 2021

This week we learn that beneath it all Drew is truly a stinky man and Enya is a saint and always showers and always smells good. If you meet her make sure you sniff.

1x7 - Milking Enya's Death

August 20, 2021

What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society who abandons him and treats him like trash? YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE.

1x8 - We Have Fleas

August 27, 2021

The rumors are true, Drew and Enya have fleas. We lost our home for the time being and are in the car, our life is a nightmare please send love and support to use and tell us how much you love us. We are the kindest people ever fuck you.

1x9 - Nightmare Blunt Rotations

September 3, 2021

panic attacks to urges of murder with a sprinkle of hallucination and psychosis… this week we dive into our worst experiences with MARIJUANA POT DOPE GAS CAT-PISS etc…. Idk you probably couldn’t even smoke as much as us lol like you definitely couldn’t hang… we smoke a lot of weed. Like a freakish amount of pot

1x10 - Sexy, Not Smart

September 10, 2021

In this episode Enya and Drew go a step further in proving that besides the luck of decent comedic timing, these idiots have nothing to serve but face... and even then, most time you will starve with these idiots. You love them for their charm... not their intelligence! That's all that matters!

1x11 - Seasonal Depression Rules!

September 17, 2021

While your favs were at the VMAs walking the carpet Enya and Drew were running sway from that heavy feeling by attending the reptile convention! No really, seasonal depression is back and we are finally getting a little serious in this episode about what it means to be struggling for us.

1x12 - Our First Fight

September 24, 2021

Even though it looks happy from the outside… we still argue and today’s episode is exactly that. Us arguing. Blood was shed… who will win? Is Drew actually a bad toxic person who needs therapy? Yes. Does he care? Not one bit. Now listen to this episode and shut it dweeb.

1x13 - Drew Passed Away

October 1, 2021

Drew and Enya have their big night out, but only one of them makes it back... Enya will miss Drew, but will relish in the attention she will gain from this loss. Please send love her way.

1x14 - Notes App Apologies

October 8, 2021

Enya and Drew take a walk down memory lane by reading their very cryptic notes app entries and times reminiscing on times they were evil children. Also lots of poop talk. Enjoy freak bitch.

1x15 - The Hey Incident

October 15, 2021

How Enya fell in love with drew and the events that transpired…

1x16 - We’re Toxic and Going Away.

October 22, 2021

This week Enya and Drew discuss their toxic traits and realize, maybe it’s time to end things..? A brief discussion on gatekeeping gets drew extremely angry. Enya just sucks.. per usual! Side note: dentists aren’t real

1x17 - Halloween special

October 29, 2021

Drew and Enya become even eviler versions of themselves. Be warned, there is a treacherous visitor who may cause flash bang like symptoms and memory loss in this episode

1x18 - We moved to New York City

November 5, 2021

in this episode we discuss how badly we want to live in NYC. Yet again we prove we are awful people because we find normal human things embarrassing… Also prom is chill ur just being too cool.

1x19 - How We Became Influencers

November 12, 2021

In this episode Enya and Drew discuss their step into the spotlight of a niche internet fame and how awesome being an influencer is! They're just like you! They go through it all, depth and flop era!

1x20 - We ran away

November 19, 2021

drew and enya talk about heartbreak, needing attention, and things humans do that are cute! you hate us by now im sure...

1x21 - We Are Still Lost... with Josiah

November 26, 2021

we are still on the run but ran into our longtime friend just Josiah.... or at least it feels like we've known him forever. We talk about Field Trip, the S word (wink), and how we met this freak of nature!

1x22 - We Love James Charles

December 3, 2021

In today’s episode Enya and Drew talk about stealing, synced periods and finally James Charles and why he freaks them out… it is no surprise they are bullies and haters. It’s pure bullying. That’s it.

1x23 - Dreams and the Astral Plane

December 10, 2021

enya and drew cant escape the evil that lurks in their subconscious and enya unlocks drew's deep fear of space

1x24 - childstars, complaining, conspiracy theories

December 17, 2021

Drew and Enya have gone too far, they care so much for attention that they no longer believe in privacy for themselves.... also just lots of complaining you know what you signed up for with this.

1x25 - Drake took me backstage

December 24, 2021

drake took Drew backstage at the Kanye/Drake concert and things… weird things transpired

1x26 - Sinister Energies

December 31, 2021

today we dive deep into our psyche and discover where our true morals and ethics lie by answering some 'would you rather' esq questions... you may view us differently after this.. seriously sinister energy 😐

1x27 - We Got Covid

January 7, 2022

Both Drew and Enya got Covid and are trapped in their hometowns… it actually doesn’t seem like they’re going to make it... you should listen to this episode 3 times and subscribe to their Patreon so that their families can make money post their eventual passing...

1x28 - Your Problematic Faves

January 14, 2022

this episode Enya comes out as a republican Drew had his first period and claims he is Q….

1x29 - Enya Was Catfished

January 22, 2022

Enya got catfished by Bella Thorne,,, Drew is a conversational narcissist,,, and Shawn Mendez followed them around the grocery store. Our life is a dream?

1x30 - Exposing Our DMs

January 28, 2022

Today Enya and Drew give you a look into what it’s like to be a famous person… their DMs are a scary place few survive. Also TikTok is rotting all of our brains and it’s the worst thing we’ve invented in modern history.

1x31 - Pooping In The Club

February 4, 2022

Drew talks about being over prescribed medication as a teen and Enya brings up a naughty act they committed recently in a club... let's just say it stinks

1x32 - We Ran Away To Mexico

February 11, 2022

Two idiots talk about Mexico.... they are thinking of staying, its very nice and Enya thinks she blends in perfectly (she doesn't). Drew is also convinced he blends in and wants to become a club promoter in Mexico.

1x33 - Humanity Has Gone Too Far

February 18, 2022

Drew and Enya are finally stepping in and fixing society. They have the answers to settling it all; TikToks, Kanye, KY.....  Really all this episode is about is Drew spiraling into insanity while Enya watches and laughs.

1x34 - Our Polyamorous Relationship w/ Ky

February 26, 2021

today we dive into the depths of depression and visit some not so conventional treatment options… HORSE TRANQUILIZERS!!! If u know u know and if u don’t tune in and learn or ur family will perish soon

1x35 - Starting A Cult

March 4, 2022

Drew celebrates his super sweet sixteen while begging for a death hoax and Enya claims she’s a chronological liar… idk what she means by that

1x36 - Our Friends Are Parasites

June 9, 2023

listen to this episode if you want to know what it’s like having psychos for friends listen to this episode if you want to hear seven people talking at once… listen to this episode if you want to hear 36,000 cuts…

1x37 - Drew Is Losing His Mind

March 18, 2022

Drew is sleep deprived and sad, Enya is well rested and happy… the tables have finally turned. Drew also reads everyone’s auras to filth while Enya mansplains The Batman.

1x38 - Enya Breaks Drew

March 25, 2022

Drew’s concept of reality is constantly being challenged and invalidated by all his friends. Drew and Enya took a heroic done of vitamin B and probiotics and consider creating an AI out of Drew for when he dies to keep the podcast going. 

1x39 - We Met The Killer

April 1, 2022

Drew has become really sexy and Enya wont admit it. They talk about their encounter with an alien and bringing casual instagram back.

1x40 - Men Shouldn't Have Instagram Because They Are Probably Using It To Cheat On Their Partner

April 8, 2022

Enya sings her own version of the pledge of allegiance and refuses to survive during the apocalypse. Drew and Enya bond over their dermatophagia and get in a huge fight that we had to cut out.

1x96 - Drew comes out as straight with Barbie Ferreira

June 2, 2023

Barbie joins Drew and Enya to talk about red flags, her disturbed tiktok algorithm, and performing for toilet cameras

Enya Umanzor

Herself

Drew Phillips

Himself