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We Have Fleas
Emergency Intercom - S1 - E8
The rumors are true, Drew and Enya have fleas. We lost our home for the time being and are in the car, our life is a nightmare please send love and support to use and tell us how much you love us. We are the kindest people ever fuck you.
Emergency Intercom: Season 1 - 40 Episode s
1x1 - We're Back!
July 9, 2021
In the wise words of Thundercat, Heartbreaks! Setbacks! Drew and Enya do a ten minute catch up of the hazy year that was 2020, and then immediately talk about.... sex with Harry Styles and.... the gender of a Baja blast? Who said pilot episodes weren't the best!
1x2 - Outing Drew
July 16, 2021
Enya and Drew explore the idea that what you put into your body… actually matters? Who knew. Enya will probably pass away from mercury poisoning and Drew vapes. They are not taking any questions at this moment.
1x3 - Our House Is Cursed
July 23, 2021
Welcome back to a new episode of Emergency Intercom! It is only fitting that coming from broken homes, our home gets broken into on multiple occasions! We avoid bills, we lie, and we are sexy… what more do you want!
1x4 - Stinky Clowns From Space
July 30, 2021
In this episode Drew and Enya question life, death, and space… Who said clowns can’t be existential! We also get insight on Drew’s bed habits (it gets stinky).
1x5 - Dreaming About Nightmares
August 6, 2021
Today we dive deep into our subconscious and reveal that even our “dreams” are nightmares… can we catch a break please god I’m begging you please
1x6 - Drew Stinks
August 13, 2021
This week we learn that beneath it all Drew is truly a stinky man and Enya is a saint and always showers and always smells good. If you meet her make sure you sniff.
1x7 - Milking Enya's Death
August 20, 2021
What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society who abandons him and treats him like trash? YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE.
1x8 - We Have Fleas
August 27, 2021
The rumors are true, Drew and Enya have fleas. We lost our home for the time being and are in the car, our life is a nightmare please send love and support to use and tell us how much you love us. We are the kindest people ever fuck you.
1x9 - Nightmare Blunt Rotations
September 3, 2021
panic attacks to urges of murder with a sprinkle of hallucination and psychosis… this week we dive into our worst experiences with MARIJUANA POT DOPE GAS CAT-PISS etc…. Idk you probably couldn’t even smoke as much as us lol like you definitely couldn’t hang… we smoke a lot of weed. Like a freakish amount of pot
1x10 - Sexy, Not Smart
September 10, 2021
In this episode Enya and Drew go a step further in proving that besides the luck of decent comedic timing, these idiots have nothing to serve but face... and even then, most time you will starve with these idiots. You love them for their charm... not their intelligence! That's all that matters!
1x11 - Seasonal Depression Rules!
September 17, 2021
While your favs were at the VMAs walking the carpet Enya and Drew were running sway from that heavy feeling by attending the reptile convention! No really, seasonal depression is back and we are finally getting a little serious in this episode about what it means to be struggling for us.
1x12 - Our First Fight
September 24, 2021
Even though it looks happy from the outside… we still argue and today’s episode is exactly that. Us arguing. Blood was shed… who will win? Is Drew actually a bad toxic person who needs therapy? Yes. Does he care? Not one bit. Now listen to this episode and shut it dweeb.
1x13 - Drew Passed Away
October 1, 2021
Drew and Enya have their big night out, but only one of them makes it back... Enya will miss Drew, but will relish in the attention she will gain from this loss. Please send love her way.
1x14 - Notes App Apologies
October 8, 2021
Enya and Drew take a walk down memory lane by reading their very cryptic notes app entries and times reminiscing on times they were evil children. Also lots of poop talk. Enjoy freak bitch.
1x15 - The Hey Incident
October 15, 2021
How Enya fell in love with drew and the events that transpired…
1x16 - We’re Toxic and Going Away.
October 22, 2021
This week Enya and Drew discuss their toxic traits and realize, maybe it’s time to end things..? A brief discussion on gatekeeping gets drew extremely angry. Enya just sucks.. per usual! Side note: dentists aren’t real
1x17 - Halloween special
October 29, 2021
Drew and Enya become even eviler versions of themselves. Be warned, there is a treacherous visitor who may cause flash bang like symptoms and memory loss in this episode
1x18 - We moved to New York City
November 5, 2021
in this episode we discuss how badly we want to live in NYC. Yet again we prove we are awful people because we find normal human things embarrassing… Also prom is chill ur just being too cool.
1x19 - How We Became Influencers
November 12, 2021
In this episode Enya and Drew discuss their step into the spotlight of a niche internet fame and how awesome being an influencer is! They're just like you! They go through it all, depth and flop era!
1x20 - We ran away
November 19, 2021
drew and enya talk about heartbreak, needing attention, and things humans do that are cute! you hate us by now im sure...
1x21 - We Are Still Lost... with Josiah
November 26, 2021
we are still on the run but ran into our longtime friend just Josiah.... or at least it feels like we've known him forever. We talk about Field Trip, the S word (wink), and how we met this freak of nature!
1x22 - We Love James Charles
December 3, 2021
In today’s episode Enya and Drew talk about stealing, synced periods and finally James Charles and why he freaks them out… it is no surprise they are bullies and haters. It’s pure bullying. That’s it.
1x23 - Dreams and the Astral Plane
December 10, 2021
enya and drew cant escape the evil that lurks in their subconscious and enya unlocks drew's deep fear of space
1x24 - childstars, complaining, conspiracy theories
December 17, 2021
Drew and Enya have gone too far, they care so much for attention that they no longer believe in privacy for themselves.... also just lots of complaining you know what you signed up for with this.
1x25 - Drake took me backstage
December 24, 2021
drake took Drew backstage at the Kanye/Drake concert and things… weird things transpired
1x26 - Sinister Energies
December 31, 2021
today we dive deep into our psyche and discover where our true morals and ethics lie by answering some 'would you rather' esq questions... you may view us differently after this.. seriously sinister energy 😐
1x27 - We Got Covid
January 7, 2022
Both Drew and Enya got Covid and are trapped in their hometowns… it actually doesn’t seem like they’re going to make it... you should listen to this episode 3 times and subscribe to their Patreon so that their families can make money post their eventual passing...
1x28 - Your Problematic Faves
January 14, 2022
this episode Enya comes out as a republican Drew had his first period and claims he is Q….
1x29 - Enya Was Catfished
January 22, 2022
Enya got catfished by Bella Thorne,,, Drew is a conversational narcissist,,, and Shawn Mendez followed them around the grocery store. Our life is a dream?
1x30 - Exposing Our DMs
January 28, 2022
Today Enya and Drew give you a look into what it’s like to be a famous person… their DMs are a scary place few survive. Also TikTok is rotting all of our brains and it’s the worst thing we’ve invented in modern history.
1x31 - Pooping In The Club
February 4, 2022
Drew talks about being over prescribed medication as a teen and Enya brings up a naughty act they committed recently in a club... let's just say it stinks
1x32 - We Ran Away To Mexico
February 11, 2022
Two idiots talk about Mexico.... they are thinking of staying, its very nice and Enya thinks she blends in perfectly (she doesn't). Drew is also convinced he blends in and wants to become a club promoter in Mexico.
1x33 - Humanity Has Gone Too Far
February 18, 2022
Drew and Enya are finally stepping in and fixing society. They have the answers to settling it all; TikToks, Kanye, KY..... Really all this episode is about is Drew spiraling into insanity while Enya watches and laughs.
1x34 - Our Polyamorous Relationship w/ Ky
February 26, 2021
today we dive into the depths of depression and visit some not so conventional treatment options… HORSE TRANQUILIZERS!!! If u know u know and if u don’t tune in and learn or ur family will perish soon
1x35 - Starting A Cult
March 4, 2022
Drew celebrates his super sweet sixteen while begging for a death hoax and Enya claims she’s a chronological liar… idk what she means by that
1x36 - Our Friends Are Parasites
June 9, 2023
listen to this episode if you want to know what it’s like having psychos for friends listen to this episode if you want to hear seven people talking at once… listen to this episode if you want to hear 36,000 cuts…
1x37 - Drew Is Losing His Mind
March 18, 2022
Drew is sleep deprived and sad, Enya is well rested and happy… the tables have finally turned. Drew also reads everyone’s auras to filth while Enya mansplains The Batman.
1x38 - Enya Breaks Drew
March 25, 2022
Drew’s concept of reality is constantly being challenged and invalidated by all his friends. Drew and Enya took a heroic done of vitamin B and probiotics and consider creating an AI out of Drew for when he dies to keep the podcast going.
1x39 - We Met The Killer
April 1, 2022
Drew has become really sexy and Enya wont admit it. They talk about their encounter with an alien and bringing casual instagram back.
1x40 - Men Shouldn't Have Instagram Because They Are Probably Using It To Cheat On Their Partner
April 8, 2022
Enya sings her own version of the pledge of allegiance and refuses to survive during the apocalypse. Drew and Enya bond over their dermatophagia and get in a huge fight that we had to cut out.