3x1 - Lost in the New D

February 23, 2014

Gayle and Bonnie make a horrible discovery.

3x2 - The Common App

March 2, 2014

Gayle learns of the Ivy League "common app," which enables an applicant to submit to multiple Ivy schools all in one fell swoop. She becomes obsessed with the app, until she hears from Bonnie that Brendan (bleugh!) will be using the UNcommon app.

3x3 - Mall Couples

March 9, 2014

Gayle and Terry go undercover at the mall to recover the common app.

3x4 - Luncheon Blitz

March 16, 2014

Bonnie does her best to sabotage Gayle's luncheon with a store-bought pie.

3x5 - Code Bega

March 23, 2014

Gayle tries to impress young couples from the New Development.

3x7 - Trader Joe'd

May 19, 2014

Gayle forms a support group for survivors of interactions with invasively playful Trader Joe's cashiers.

3x8 - Pillow for Your Teeth

June 2, 2014

Gayle fears she'll have to enter witness protection after she discovers that DAVE! and his friend Mark have been going behind her back scampering into the Hundred-Acre Wood to brush their teeth with Piglet.

3x9 - The Wedding

June 8, 2014