1x1 - Amish Anguish

August 17, 2009

When Glenn decides to take the kids to Niagara Falls they will not look at it. Courtney and Wendy text each other and Conor plays video games. While talking to Jackie he decides for everyone to cough up their techology and to connect with the people around them. Glenn takes them to the Amish Country and throws the keys thinking he threw some change. When Glenn finally decides living in the Amish Country is bad he finds the keys but Canine swallows the keys because he likes it there. Before Conor can get married to Spinster Stubarb Wendy gives Glenn a digital cellphone and takes Conor to the RV. Spinster Stubarb says she will always love Conor. The Martins then drive off and the episode ends.

1x2 - The Grossest Show on Earth

August 18, 2009

After Courtney wins a fencing tournament and Conor realises he hasn't won anything (expect at the tournament where he wins a award for 'participant'). When Glenn takes Conor to the circus Glenn gets hired and Conor tries to learn a talent. Conor then gets a job sweeping elephant's feaces. He then realises his talent is sticking his head up an elephants butt. Glenn tells Conor he doesn't likes his talent. Conor ignores Glenn and goes to the circus anyway. Conor doesn't do his talent anymore and gets a "fancy man barf bag".

1x3 - Save the Tooth

August 19, 2009

Glenn attempts to prevent the demolition of his childhood park after reading about it in a magazine from his office. He carved his initials into an old tree where he had fallen in love with dentistry, and Jackie. But gets in trouble with the law and may not make it to the protest in time to stop the construction of a new "Mall Mart" store.

1x4 - Pimp My RV

August 20, 2009

The family picks up a hitchhiker, Bobby Panache, a professional leg-wrestler who volunteers to help Jackie redecorate the interior of the RV. Glenn soon becomes jealous of this stranger because he shares the same interests as the female characters, and they become his greatest fans.

1x5 - We've Created a Mobster

August 24, 2009

Glenn is slow to realize that he is receiving business help from the Mafia. Elsewhere, Wendy and Courtney attempt to make money by tricking Conor into a boxing scheme.

1x6 - A Bromantic Getaway

August 25, 2009

Jackie convinces the family to visit an eco-village to learn tips on an environmentally friendly lifestyle, but hits a snag when the community director bonds with Glenn instead of her. Meanwhile, Conor gets in touch with his spiritual side [what Conor refers to as a "Super Chicken"] and Courtney connects with her laid-back hippie-peers.

1x7 - From Here to Fraternity

August 31, 2009

Glenn takes his family and Wendy to Jackie's college reunion where he tries to prove to Conor that he is cool. Meanwhile Jackie teaches Courtney and Wendy about sisterhood.

1x8 - Korea Opportunities

September 14, 2009

After Glenn digs into Wendy's secret past as a gymnast, he has to face a powerful North Korean man in order to get Wendy back.

1x9 - Fatal Direction

September 28, 2009

Jackie's life falls in danger when Glenn's new navigation system falls in love with him and schemes to take Jackie's place in his life.

1x10 - Little Miss Backstabber

October 12, 2009

Jackie and Courtney enter a beauty pageant hosted by Steve-O, but after Jackie's face gets messed up, Glenn takes her place. Conor fakes blindness in order to get close to a girl.

1x11 - Miami Spice

October 19, 2009

1x12 - Halloween Hangover

October 26, 2009

Jackie overdecorates to upstage another RV. Meanwhile, Glenn gets addicted to sugar after eating candy for the first time in years. Courtney gets upset because of discovering Wendy's crush on Conor.

1x13 - Mom Dated That Guy?!

November 9, 2009

The Martins stop by L.A.and Jackie's ex-boyfriend,Gary,invites them to stay at his manor.After 20 years of Gary losing Jackie, he is still crazy for her. Meanwhile, Conor becomes a contestaint on "Are You Smarter Than A Chicken?."

1x14 - Deck the Malls

November 29, 2009

The Martins go shopping at the mall for Christmas. Wendy and Courtney find out that their favorite band, "Boy Blitz" are at the mall. Conor gets a job at a candy store, and follows around security guard. Jackie works at a store where she acts like a stripper and pole dances to get men to buy products, and Glenn gets jealous. Meanwhile, Courtney and Wendy discover the truth of the Boy Blitz band. First and only appearances of Miss Trisha, Boy Blitz, Pastry salesman, Security guards, Sam Shipiro, and guy mauled by bear.

1x15 - Hail to the Teeth (A.K.A. Obama-Nation)

February 15, 2010

1x16 - The Tooth Shall Set You Free

December 7, 2009

Glenn is upset to learn that he is not the person Courtney admires most, but she changes her mind when President Obama praises him.

1x17 - Vegas Strip

March 8, 2010

Conor meets a secret agent at an anti-smoking seminar, and the two form an unlikely friendship, while Glenn resorts to stripping to dig himself out of a financial hole.

1x18 - Roller Derby

April 12, 2010

Due to her acute road rage, Jackie is forced to attend anger management and finds release from her stress by joining a roller derby team. Courtney decides to sell cheese steaks made of dog food to the people of Philadelphia.

1x19 - Jackie of All Trades

May 7, 2010