Lies, Lies, Lies
Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. - S3 - E1
Gomer tries to convince his friends that a movie star has invited them all to a barbecue at her house.
Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.: Season 3 - 30 Episode s
3x1 - Lies, Lies, Lies
September 14, 1966
Gomer tries to convince his friends that a movie star has invited them all to a barbecue at her house.
3x2 - Crazy Legs Gomer
September 21, 1966
Carter plans to use Gomer to win the inter-squad competition.
3x3 - Gomer the Carrier
September 28, 1966
Gomer and Carter are the only ones who don't come down with German measles.
3x4 - Caution: Low Overhead
October 5, 1966
Sgt. Carter sets out to expose a fraud by proving to Gomer that the man who sold him a cheap watch is a crook.
3x5 - Show Me The Way to Go Home
October 12, 1966
Gomer is accused by a drunk's wife of turning her husband into an alcoholic.
3x6 - How to Succeed in Farming Without Really Trying
October 19, 1966
Carter sabotages Gomer's garden by putting vodka in his prize watermelon.
3x7 - Gomer and the Little Men From Outer Space
October 26, 1966
Carter sends Gomer to a psychiatrist when he claims he has seen men from outer space.
3x8 - The Borrowed Car
November 2, 1966
Gomer is arrested after wrecking Sgt. Carter's car.
3x9 - Gomer Pyle, Super Chef
November 9, 1966
Carter bets Sgt. Hacker that he can't teach Gomer to cook a meal.
3x10 - Marry Me, Marry Me
November 16, 1966
Gomer dates a girl with similar interests, then discovers that she considers them engaged after the first date.
3x11 - Cold Nose, Warm Heart
November 23, 1966
Carter gives his girlfriend a puppy only to find himself competing with it for her affections.
3x12 - Follow That Car
November 30, 1966
Gomer and Carter are captured by smugglers.
3x13 - It Takes Two to Tangle
December 14, 1966
Sgt. Carter learns Bunny was seen with another man.
3x14 - Whither the Weather
December 21, 1966
Gomer can predict the weather better than the weather bureau.
3x15 - Love's Old Sweet Song
December 28, 1966
A songstress applauds Gomer's song with a kiss.
3x16 - Gomer the Recruiter
January 4, 1967
Gomer unwittingly signs up a fugitive bank robber as a new recruit.
3x17 - The Secret Life of Gomer Pyle
January 11, 1967
Carter suspects Gomer has been spending his Sundays at the beach; then tries to meet the beauties Gomer appeared with in a magazine.
3x18 - Go Blow Your Horn
January 18, 1967
Carter tries to transfer Gomer to the Marine band.
3x19 - You Bet Your Won Ton
January 25, 1967
Gomer holds a farewell dinner in a Chinese restaurant, not knowing it is a front for a gambling operation.
3x20 - Sue The Pants Off 'Em
February 1, 1967
Two shyster lawyers try to get Gomer and Carter to file a false damage suit after a near miss from an automobile.
3x21 - Gomer the Card Shark
February 8, 1967
Carter and Duke use Gomer to expose a card cheat.
3x22 - To Re-enlist or Not to Re-enlist
February 15, 1967
Sgt. Carter attempts to keep Gomer from re-enlisting.
3x23 - Lou Ann Poovie Sings Again
February 22, 1967
The Marine's favorite nightclub singer returns: Lou-Ann Poovie, who looks like a dream and sings like a nightmare. Sgt. Carter fights for her favors with two rivals -- Gomer and Duke.
3x24 - Gomer, the Welsh Rarebit Fiend
March 1, 1967
Gomer's love for Welsh rarebit causes him to sleepwalk -- and to tell off Carter.
3x25 - Sing a Song of Papa
March 8, 1967
A club owner wants Gomer to sing every night.
3x26 - Where There's a Will
March 15, 1967
Carter volunteers Gomer for a parachute jump.
3x27 - Lost, the Colonel's Daughter
March 22, 1967
Gomer loses the colonel's daughter at a go-go club, then tracks her to a beatnik den.
3x28 - The Crow Ganef
March 29, 1967
Gomer's new friend, a crow, turns out to be a thief, plundering everyone -- and stashing the loot in Gomer's locker.
3x29 - One of Our Shells is Missing
April 5, 1967
Carter and Gomer hunt for a live mortar shell which the private lost during practice.
3x30 - Lou Ann Poovie Sings No More
April 12, 1967
When Lou-Ann is about to be fired from her job as a nightclub singer, Gomer finds her a job as a salesgirl.