1x1 - Meet Harry Porschak

March 4, 1987

It looks like Harry may get the sack when nurse Duckett, who he doesn't get on with, is given evidence of Harry's cosy little number selling off hospital equipment.

1x2 - How Do You Solve a Problem Like Nurse Duckett?

March 11, 1987

Nurse Duckett is less than overjoyed when she learns learns Harry has been selling off tie-dyed trendy hospital gowns.

1x3 - This Is the Army, Mr. Porschak

March 18, 1987

Harry finds himself shunted off to complete his enlistment in the army after they discover that his discharge papers were faked. Lawrence is more than pleased to get the chance to take over the supply room.

1x4 - The Great Rat Race

March 25, 1987

An escapee rat gives Harry an idea for getting one over on nurse Duckett and making himself a spot of money.

1x5 - Harry's Big Night

Harry is put in a quandery when Sandy asks him to a charity dance at the hospital-he wants to go but is convinced he won't fit in.

1x6 - Mr. Imperfect

Lawrence quits after fouling on an invoice,Harry, after learning that a computer will be brought in to replace him,is determined to get him back on job.

1x7 - Rebel With Sort of a Cause

After injuring his foot Harry finds himself a patient in the hospital and being looked after by the dreaded nurse Duckett. Unhappy with the conditions in the hospital Harry is determined to do something about it.