3x1 - Lucy Meets the Burtons

September 14, 1970

Richard Burton, the movie star, escapes riotous fans by wearing a plumber's disguise. Lucy Carter mistakes him for a much needed plumber. Sam (Burton), the plumber, escapes to the Carter household. Lucy later finds a remarkable diamond ring in his discarded over-alls. By the time Lucy discovers it is THE famous Elizabeth Taylor diamond ring, it is already stuck on her finger. The end result is a creshendo of comedy as Liz feverishly tries to get the ring off Lucy's finger. Ultimately, Lucy's arms are used as Liz Taylor's while Richard & Liz do a scheduled press conference.

3x2 - Lucy the Skydiver

September 21, 1970

Lucy threatens to take up skydiving if her kids don't drop their dangerous activities, but Harry convinces her to actually do it as publicity for the Employment Agency.

3x3 - Lucy and Sammy Davis, Jr.

September 28, 1970

Lucy ends up hitting Sammy Davis Jr. while opening the door to the employment agency and it hits his nose which causes him to threaten to sue Harry and Lucy if his nose looks different for the movie he is filming.

3x4 - Lucy and the Drum Contest

October 5, 1970

3x5 - Lucy the Crusader

October 12, 1970

When Lucy buys Craig a record player for his birthday it ends up not working right, so Lucy brings it back to the store but they won't accept it back which causes Lucy and other victims of the companies defective products to present their case in front of shareholders.

3x6 - Lucy, the Coed

October 19, 1970

3x7 - Lucy, the American Mother

October 26, 1970

Craig produces a documentary focusing on his family, who become self-conscious of the camera.

3x9 - Lucy Cuts Vincent's Price

November 9, 1970

3x10 - Lucy, the Diamond Cutter

November 16, 1970

Lucy attempts to sooth the nerves of a nervous diamond cutter.

3x11 - Lucy and Jack Benny's Biography

November 23, 1970

Harry sends Lucy to Jack Benny's house where she writes down his biography. Important and significant events throughout his life like him as a child practicing violin to being in the navy to shows with Gracie Allen.

3x12 - Lucy and Rudy Vallee

November 30, 1970

3x13 - Lucy Loses Her Cool

December 7, 1970

Lucy is chosen on an audience participation game show. The host offers her if she won't lose her temper for a week. When she's escorted off the stage, the host then brings out Harry & the kids, offering them if they can make Lucy lose her temper! They do everything possible to make Lucy lose, but she overcomes temptation. Lucy manages to demolish a grocery store! The week passed. Lucy's back on the game show where the host awards her . But then, the manager of the grocery store enters & charges her .99 in damages, leaving her with 1 penny! Lucy gets mad & cries until the host reveals that her friends/family were in this charade & award her another !

3x14 - Lucy, Part-Time Wife

December 14, 1970

3x15 - Lucy and Ma Parker

December 21, 1970

3x16 - Lucy Stops a Marriage

December 28, 1970

3x17 - Lucy's Vacation

January 4, 1971

3x18 - Lucy and the 20-20 Vision

January 12, 1971

3x19 - Lucy and the Raffle

January 18, 1971

3x20 - Lucy's House Guest, Harry

January 25, 1971

3x21 - Lucy and Aladdin's Lamp

February 1, 1971

3x22 - Lucy and Carol Burnett

February 8, 1971

3x23 - Lucy's Hawaiian Vacation (1)

February 15, 1971

3x24 - Lucy's Hawaiian Vacation (2)

February 21, 1971