The Colonel

February 9, 1994

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Home Improvement - S3 - E16

Jill feels bad when her father, the army colonel, asks her opinion on his boring book. Meanwhile, Tim builds a hockey puck shooter when Randy becomes a goalie.

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Home Improvement: Season 3 - 25 Episode s

3x1 - Maybe, Baby
September 15, 1993
Jill's sister Carol is having a baby girl. When they talk about the baby's name and Jill is going through the boys' baby toys, she wishes she could have a baby girl. Tim tells Randy and Brad that Jill always wanted a girl so they tell Mark that Jill wished he had been a girl. This upsets Mark and when Jill wants to bake a cake with him, he doesn't want to. When she finds out the truth, she tells Mark that what Randy and Brad told him isn't true. Tim is also upset because he doesn't want another child. But he feels alright again when Jill tells him that they don't have the time for another child.
3x2 - Aisle See You In My Dreams
September 22, 1993
At Al's 35th birthday, he wants a wife and kids, so Jill fixes him up with Ilene Markham. Al finds out that Ilene wants kids too, so he proposes to her on Tool Time. Randy and Brad write a letter to Mark pretending to be Isaiah Thomas, so Tim and Jill tell Mark to get revenge.
3x3 - This Joke's For You
September 29, 1993
Tim stops telling jokes and screwing up on Tool Time after he installs an intercom and hears Randy call him a screw up. Brad wants to read ""David Copperfield"" so he can talk to it to Jennifer, but he finds out it's not about the magician and Jennifer breaks up with him.
3x4 - A Sew, Sew Evening
October 6, 1993
Tim has trouble with Joe Morton, his new neighbor, after Joe dents part of his hot rod. Jill becomes good friends with Marie Morton, Joe's wife. Brad signs up for home ec. as his elective to meet girls, but when the other boys in school find out about his plan, it doesn't work out the way he planned.
3x5 - Arrivederci, Binford
October 13, 1993
Tim is afraid to cry after Mr. Binford, his boss and close friend, passes away.
3x6 - Crazy For You
October 27, 1993
It's halloween and as usually Tim is up to his old tricks, however Jill plans a prank of her own. Tim gets flowers from a fan named Rose but soon strange things start happpening. She keeps calling him, Wilson thinks she is obesseed with him, Tim tries to hide but it's no use.
3x7 - Blow Up
November 3, 1993
Tim accidentally blows up a bad picture of Jill for her library fundraising dinner. Meanwhile, Al takes the boys miniature golfing and throws a fit after Brad gets a hole-in-one.
3x8 - Be True To Your Tool
November 10, 1993
Wes Davidson, the president of Binford, makes Tim promote a bad tool on Tool Time. Meanwhile, the boys go shopping and find a way to save money.
3x9 - Dollars And Sense
November 17, 1993
The boys buy a remote controlled car with stock bonds from their grandmother.
3x10 - A Frozen Moment
November 24, 1993
On Thanksgiving, for a perfect Christmas card, Tim builds a Christmas Village and has the family wear costumes.
3x11 - Feud For Thought
December 1, 1993
At their high school reunion, Jill tries to avoid Joanie Graham, her high school friend who stole her boyfriend, and Tim and Jack try to fix the amplifier. Meanwhile, Al watches the boys and Brad's girlfriend Ashley.
3x12 - 'Twas the Blight Before Christmas
December 15, 1993
Tim tries to beat Doc Johnson in the neighborhood Christmas light contest, but Randy is leaking information to Doc's granddaughter. Brad wants to go skiing with Tom Wheeler's family on Christmas.
3x13 - Slip Sleddin' Away
January 5, 1994
Randy loses a sled race to Vinnie. But after following Tim's advice of racing Vinnie again with a better sled, Randy sprains his arm. Meanwhile, Brad contemplates stopping his saxophone lessons.
3x14 - Dream On
January 12, 1994
Al doesn't want to come to dinner with the Taylors after Ilene has a dream about Tim riding on a golden stallion in tight bicycle shorts.
3x15 - Reel Men
January 26, 1994
When Jill is having Ilene and Marie over, Tim goes fishing with Al to get out of the house.
3x16 - The Colonel
February 9, 1994
Jill feels bad when her father, the army colonel, asks her opinion on his boring book. Meanwhile, Tim builds a hockey puck shooter when Randy becomes a goalie.
3x17 - Room For Change
March 2, 1994
Tim has Randy move into Mark's room when Randy bothers Brad on the phone.
3x18 - The Eve Of Construction
March 9, 1994
Jill joins Al's team for Habitat for Humanity because Tim thinks married couples shouldn't work together. Meanwhile, Brad finds a locket and gives it to Ashley but finds out it was Marie's.
3x19 - Too Many Cooks
March 16, 1994
When Irma can't host her show (Cooking with Irma) for a week, she asks Al to fill-in as host and Tim to be his assistant. Tim has a hard time not being the centre of attention, but when Jill shows him that he can assistant her, he decides to continue to help Al. While Randy finds it hard to talk to a girl in his class named Beth.
3x20 - It Was The Best Of Tims, It Was The Worst Of Tims
March 30, 1994
After Tim charms all the women at a baby shower, Jill wants a romantic evening with him, but Tim takes the boys to a Demolition Derby.
3x21 - Fifth Anniversary
April 6, 1994
Tool Time doesn't have enough money for a big fifth anniversary show, so Tim shows a clip of the first episode.
3x22 - Swing Time
May 4, 1994
Tim and the boys plan on getting Jill a hot tub for Mother's Day and getting rid of the swing set. But they find the swing set meant more to Jill than they thought and she wants an herb garden instead of a hot tub.
3x23 - What You See Is What You Get
May 11, 1994
After researching cosmetic surgery on the computer, Jill finds that Tim wants her to have cosmetic surgery. Meanwhile, Tim plays a computer game with the boys and the loser must clean the house.
3x24 - Reality Bytes
May 18, 1994
Randy, pretending to be thirty-two years old, meets a woman on a singles message board on the computer, and she comes by for a visit. Meanwhile, Tim tries to help Mark with his science project.
3x25 - The Great Race II
May 25, 1994
After Bob Vila raises more money than Tim for Jill's library fundraiser, Tim challenges him to a race... in his unfinished hot rod.

The Colonel

Home Improvement - S3 - E16

Home Improvement: Season 3 - 25 Episode s

3x1 - Maybe, Baby

3x2 - Aisle See You In My Dreams

3x3 - This Joke's For You

3x4 - A Sew, Sew Evening

3x5 - Arrivederci, Binford

3x6 - Crazy For You

3x7 - Blow Up

3x8 - Be True To Your Tool

3x9 - Dollars And Sense

3x10 - A Frozen Moment

3x11 - Feud For Thought

3x12 - 'Twas the Blight Before Christmas

3x13 - Slip Sleddin' Away

3x14 - Dream On

3x15 - Reel Men

3x16 - The Colonel

3x17 - Room For Change

3x18 - The Eve Of Construction

3x19 - Too Many Cooks

3x20 - It Was The Best Of Tims, It Was The Worst Of Tims

3x21 - Fifth Anniversary

3x22 - Swing Time

3x23 - What You See Is What You Get

3x24 - Reality Bytes

3x25 - The Great Race II

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