1x1 - Snackies for the Lackies

January 1, 1995

Hoyt and Andy are sick & tired of the lousy treatment they receive at ASN.

1x2 - Saving Knockers

In order to save their favorite bar, Knockers, from closing, Hoyt and Andy brainstorm a surefire plan to raise money.

1x3 - Lacey's Lingerie

Andy needs to prove his claim that Lacey's got the hots for him by providing hard evidence: Her bra.

1x5 - The Big Game

It's time for the annual softball game and this year it's ASN against Too Hip TV.

1x6 - Tried and Truant

With Joey's parents out of the country, Hillary tries to have Joey institutionalized as a ward of the state.

1x7 - Superbowl Spectacular

Thanks to Joey, Hoyt and Andy are assigned to cover the Superbowl for ASN.

1x8 - One Strike and You're Out

The baseball strike is bad enough, but when players from every other sport walk out in sympathy, ASN becomes frantic.

1x9 - Say it Ain't So

1x10 - Winter Olympics

ASN is sent to Vichyssoise, France to cover the Winter Olympics.

1x11 - Hoyt and Andy's Funtime

After yet another failed money-making scheme, Hoyt and Andy start their own sportscamp and lure kids with promise of famous sports stars.

1x12 - Golf Story

1x13 - Something Big

The holiday season has Andy feeling blue so he vows to stay away from Hoyt and do something big with his life.