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Dude Ranch Doofus
Johnny Bravo - S2 - E47
Johnny and Mrs. Bravo spend a day at a dude ranch and Johnny tries to train D'Ablo, a horse, to win a girl's heart
Johnny Bravo: Season 2 - 66 Episode s
2x1 - Bikini Space Planet!
July 2, 1999
Bikini Space Planet Johnny is picked up by two aliens that he calls ""shiny mamas"" and taken back to their planet. Before they can start dating Johnny they need to give him a few painful tests. After the tests, they claim he is a perfect male specimen and crown him their king. After requesting the cable be fixed they see Braveheart and Mel Gibson and forget all about Johnny.
2x2 - Moby Jerk
July 2, 1999
Johnny is Fatty Nuggets' 1,000,000th customer and wins a cruise. Johnny is not at all interested until he hears that women will be on the cruise. Unfortunately Johnny gets on the wrong boat. Captain Spleen is not impressed with Johnny's attempt to party with the rowing slaves. Watch the captain's shoulder for a changing assortment of animals including a flamingo and bucket of chicken.
2x3 - A Gel for Johnny
July 2, 1999
Johnny runs out of Mr. Kevin's Triple Strength Hair Cement and finds out that they factory shut down and so there is none anywhere. He buys a bunch of other gels trying to find another one that will
2x4 - Johnny Get Your Tutu
July 30, 1999
Johnny receives a letter that had a bubble sheet to fill out to identity what career Johnny will be in. But when Johnny accidentally sends a picture of Suzy, the result was that Johnny should be a ballerina.
2x5 - Johnny's Inferno
July 30, 1999
A demon is summon accidentally and receives help from Johnny to create evil in the world, by stepping on grass when there is a ""Keep Off The Grass"" signs and bringing an extra item through the express line at the grocery store.
2x6 - Forest Chump
July 30, 1999
Johnny and Carl get lost in the woods and Johnny falls in love with a native woman from there. Johnny would lie to stay but Carl rescues him.
2x7 - Karma Krisis
August 6, 1999
Johnny doesn't listen to his Mama's advice and he rips up a chain letter. This results in a long run of bad luck and a timely appearance by Dionne Warwick.
2x8 - A Star Is Bruised
August 6, 1999
Johnny meets his hero Squint Ringo (a Steven Seagal-look- alike) and performs the stuntman for his show.
2x9 - The Prince and the Pinhead
August 6, 1999
A prince from a far kingdom is boring of being ruler and sees that Johnny looks exactly like him, so they switch places.
2x10 - Claws
August 13, 1999
Johnny wants to make a special dinner for his mother and buys a lobster but it won't cooperate.
2x11 - Cover Boy
August 13, 1999
Johnny with a little help from Pops and Carl gets a job a fashion model so he can meet all the female fashion models but unfortunately gets exposed to poison ivy and is fired in the process.
2x12 - To Helga And Back
August 13, 1999
To Helga And Back Our hero has sent away for a perfect woman but accidentally picks a Swedish woman named Helga, Johnny doesn't want her around so he takes her to a wrestling event to try and ruin their relationship, will it work?
2x13 - Endless Bummer
August 20, 1999
Johnny sets up shop as a lifeguard to attract women.
2x14 - Jailbird Johnny
August 20, 1999
A beureaucratic mix up gets Johnny thrown into a womens prison.
2x15 - Bravo 13
August 20, 1999
Johnny is mistakenly launched into space with a chimp
2x16 - Doomates
August 27, 1999
When Bunny puts in a V-chip to limit Johnny's TV-watching, he moves into a trailer, with Carl as his new roommate. Johnny and Carl soon begin to argue about the TV, and Carl wins the battle, only for the trailer to fall down a cliff, sending Johnny and Carl tumbling down.
2x17 - Johnny's Telethon
August 27, 1999
Fearing that his favourite beef jerky will go down with the dollar 3 store, Mr Bravo runs a telethon to raise up to 10,000 dollars to keep it in buisness!
2x18 - Johnny's Guardian Angel
August 27, 1999
After smashing Carl's newest computer, wrecking Mama's flowers and letting Suzy's balloon float away, Johnny wishes he was never born! Then Maurice the guardian angel shows Johnny what life would be like if he was never born in this superb parody of It's A Wonderful Life!
2x19 - I, Fly
September 3, 1999
Johnny accidentally turns himself into a fly while he was guarding Carl's science project. Now he is in the world where he lives with a human head and a fly's body while the fly has to live with the body of Johnny and has a head of a fly.
2x20 - Shnook of the North
September 3, 1999
When Johnny loses his mother in a store, he is given away to a foster family in the arctic.
2x21 - Charm School Johnny
September 3, 1999
Pops believes he can take uncivilized Johnny Bravo and turn him into a gentleman to pass him off in high society within 7 days.
2x22 - Johnny and the Beanstalk
September 10, 1999
Johnny had to sell the family cow to pay for the dry cleaning bill. He trades the cow for two bottles of hair tonic instead, and when he spilled the tonic, a giant hair stalk grows and at the top lives a giant who is certain that Johnny is an action figure.
2x23 - A Boy and His Bird
September 10, 1999
In an attempt to get a date with a beautiful dog-loving chick, Johnny adopts a pet emu, which proves to be more than he bargained for.
2x24 - Ape is Enough
September 10, 1999
In an attempt to get a lunch date with a dog loving girl,Johnny adopts a pet emu which terrorizes everyone Johnny visits the South Seas, where a GIANT gorrila falls in love with him.
2x25 - Panic In Jerky Town
September 17, 1999
Johnny wins a free trip for two to Jerky Town and takes Pops. Johnny was going to be named successor of Jerky Town and Pops found out the secret ingredient in the jerky.
2x26 - Alien Confidential
September 17, 1999
An alien lands on Earth with the secret of universal peace and then after Johnny takes to him to Pops a mob started chasing them and in the end he ended up on T.V.
2x27 - Mama's New Boyfriend
September 17, 1999
Bunny gets herself a new boyfriend named Raul Montoya but Johnny thinks that he's only loving her just to get at her cookie jar money! But in the end, our man Bravo finds out that Raul paid Bunny back!
2x28 - Welcome Back, Bravo
September 24, 1999
A clerical error results in Johnny having to pass the 4th grade all over again.
2x29 - The Man with the Golden Gut
September 24, 1999
Johnny orders an Ab machine, but his musceles form the shape of Mount Rushmore making him a tourist attraction.
2x30 - Aunt Katie's Farm
September 24, 1999
Johnny takes Little Suzy to her favorite Kiddies show and ends up as one of the cast.
2x31 - A League of His Own
October 1, 1999
Johnny poses as a girl who is "large for her age" in order to help out little Suzy's softball team.
2x32 - Johnny Goes to Camp
October 1, 1999
Johnny gets on the wrong bus and ends up at computer camp with Carl as his councelor.
2x33 - Buffoon Lagoon
October 1, 1999
Johnny is shipwrecked with a pretty girl who spends her time running from him.
2x34 - Brave New Johnny
October 8, 1999
Johnny falls into a pool of hair gel and travels 500 years to the future.
2x35 - Witless
October 8, 1999
Johnny joins an Amish community and everybody thinks he's a relative from very far.
2x36 - Carl Be Not Proud
October 8, 1999
Johnny decides to be nice with Carl, thinking he's going to die and Carl takes advantage of that.
2x37 - El Bravo Magnifico
October 15, 1999
Johnny is mistook for a karate expert and agrees to help a ""South of the border"" town defeat an evil bandit.
2x38 - Johnny O & Juliet
October 15, 1999
Johnny tries to end the feud between his Mama and the new next door Mama so he can have a date with the tuba playing daughter.
2x39 - Clan of the Cave Boob
October 15, 1999
On an archeological dig, Carl tells Johnny of what he was like as a caveman who struggled to find a home.
2x40 - Galaxy Boy
October 22, 1999
Johnny bumps into a straship captain in the park and is beamed aboard his ship. There, Johnny wages war against the alien captain, Kharlok.
2x41 - Damien's Day Out
October 22, 1999
Johnny takes care of a little baby who is left on his porch and finally realizes that the baby can unleash evil powers.
2x42 - Noir Johnny
October 22, 1999
Johnny becomes a detective (because the ladies love detectives) and takes the case of Suzy's missing dolly.
2x43 - Hail To The Chump
October 29, 1999
When the entire town council comes down with food poisoning at the annual picnic, Johnny is giving the duty of mayor. This is one of the funniest episodes so do'nt miss it.
2x44 - A Fool For Sister Sara
October 29, 1999
Sister Sara helps Johnny after a cologne induced hallucination, and that she would have a date with Johnny if he is nice.
2x45 - Days Of Blunder
October 29, 1999
When Johnny takes Mama's hot rod Carl convinces Johnny to enter an auto race, where Carl controlls it by a joystick but when the joystick short circuts Johnny is left to drive on his own!
2x46 - Pop Art Johnny
November 5, 1999
Johnny takes Suzy to an art museum and Johnny becomes an artist after he made a butt print on the wall.
2x47 - Dude Ranch Doofus
November 5, 1999
Johnny and Mrs. Bravo spend a day at a dude ranch and Johnny tries to train D'Ablo, a horse, to win a girl's heart
2x48 - A Cake Too Far
November 5, 1999
Mrs. Bravo and Suzy enter a baking contest, but after Mrs. Bravo injures herself playing football, Johnny has to take her place and loses the recipe.
2x49 - Look Who's Drooling
November 12, 1999
When Johnny takes a bite out of Pops' hot chilli, he uses Carl's fountain of youth potion to cool down the flames. This made him revert back to a baby until 4:00pm, but her mother didn't care as she liked the idea of her baby boy being little again.
2x50 - Law and Disorder
November 12, 1999
Johnny becomes a security guard at the mall for a power trip. Instead of stopping crooks, he's picking up chicks and playing video games. Mama comes to the rescue when Johnny is held hostage by the crook.
2x51 - Tooth or Consequences
November 12, 1999
Johnny posses as the tooth fairy after feeling guilty for telling little Suzy she wasn't real. To prove his identity Suzy makes him grant her three wishes.
2x52 - The Unsinkable Johnny Bravo
November 19, 1999
Johnny is a poor third class peasant who falls in love with a rich first glass girl, whose name is Shelia. Just like Titanic, the boat sinks but the interesting part is that Shelia breaks up with Johnny.
2x53 - Rashomoron
November 19, 1999
Three different variations on a story taken place in the part where everyone was hurt, was told by Carl, Suzy, and Johnny.
2x54 - Free Pookey
November 19, 1999
The annual Weasel Roundup is interrupted by a beautiful animal rights activist. She says she's think differently of Johnny if he'd help animals. With the best of intentions, Johnny saves a piñata he names Pookey to return it to its native Mexico.
2x55 - Good Knight Johnny
January 7, 2000
Johnny follows a girl dressed as a damsel to a renaissance carnival. He believes he has gone through a time portal and is really back in the middle ages. He tries to impress the locals with his 20th century knowledge only to ruin all the events at the carnival.
2x56 - Balloon Platoon
January 7, 2000
After getting hit by a kid who has a crush on little Suzy, Johnny recruits the best he can to overcome their evil forces.
2x57 - The Clueless Kid
January 7, 2000
Johnny's Karate teacher, Master Hama, claims the worst of his students could beat the best of his rival's. His rival takes him up on the challenge. So Johnny in order to protect the honor of the dojo must ude all he has learned to defeat the rivals student.
2x58 - Yukon Yutz
January 14, 2000
Johnny and Mrs.Bravo go to Canada and Johnny tries to get a mountie girl and ends up catching Slimy Pierre, a criminal.
2x59 - Prep-School Johnny
January 14, 2000
Johnny goes to a prep school and three students: Nigel, Eurhart, and Piggy try to get him in trouble.
2x60 - Send in the Clones
January 14, 2000
Mama has Johnny deliver the electric bill but Johnny accidentally goes to a mad scientists laboratory where he is cloned. Then Johnny must prove to everyone else he is the real Johnny.
2x61 - Loch Ness Johnny
January 21, 2000
Johnny and Mrs. Bravo go to Scotland and Johnny bought something back.
2x62 - Den Mother Johnny
January 21, 2000
Johnny gives Mrs. Bravo smushweed,which she is allergic to and Johnny has to take over Mrs. Bravo's duties as den mother to Suzy's troop.
2x63 - Quo Doofus
January 21, 2000
Johnny trips into Carl's time machine and is teleported to ancient Rome where he is forced to fight in the collusium.
2x64 - As I Lay Hiccupping
January 28, 2000
Johnny eats to quickly and gets a severe case of the hiccups. He then visits a beautiful doctor who tells him that if his hiccups persist he can come back for her hands on treatment. So to get that Johnny tries to avoid the remedies of everyone in town.
2x65 - Marine Maroon
January 28, 2000
Johnny is taken to Sea Land when he is caught in a fishing net after he was sucked into the sea by a ripe tied, and he believed that he has found the lost city of Atlantis.
2x66 - Thunder God Johnny
January 28, 2000
Johnny pulls a hammer from a block of ice in the style of sword in the stone and becomes a viking god with all sorts of power. He is told by the gods that he must fight an ice giant.