5x1 - Writing the Wrongs

Kevin is taken to court for wiring what is considered to be a dangerous and threatening short story for English class. Man #2's new talk show follow's Kevin's arrest, imprisonment, transfer to the infirmary, and subsequent escape to Quebec.

5x2 - Slingshot

Percy damages his newly reattached leg while trying out a new position in the bathtub.

5x3 - Watered Down

5x4 - Spankdriven

Kevin wins an Old Barfy contest to have an all-girl punk band play in his backyard along with free alcohol submitted by the sponsors. After dealing with a ignorant manager and two DJ's, the gals from Spankdriven vow to never suffer another fool again. They meet Percy. Violence ensues very quickly.

5x5 - Plan 9 From Project Housing

5x6 - Working the Rigs

5x7 - Two Strokes And Your Playing With It!

5x8 - Sore Throats

Percy and Anastasia declare a war of the pranksters on each other.

5x9 - Sleeping It Off

5x10 - Plastic Percy

Percy blackmails 2 surgeons in exchange for plastic surgery.

5x11 - Vernon vs DWM

When Kevin sees his parents in a good mood in front of him, his instincts tell him they're after something he has(the blood). In desperation, Kevin runs away just to be safe. It's up to Vernon and Drunken Welfare Man to find the missing Kevin.

5x12 - Hey, Barkeep

Percy and some mobsters play high stakes poker. With him and Cammel Toe Inn owner as the last 2 poker players, he and Percy raise the stakes, if Percy wins he gets the bar and all the deeds. Taking Percy seriously, he ends ups folding and Percy wins the bar. Later on Percy notices that running a bar isn't as pleasent as he imagined and his rival Marty the Bartender is enjoying every second seeing Percy getting frustrated with the deeds.