3x1 - Episode #301

September 20, 1997

Gus Opening-Sandra Bernhard G.I. Jackson Cholestra Vancome Rescue Sandra's Superstar Kit DEF Jam MLK NBT & A Ta Vare Sandra Bernhard Monologue

3x2 - Episode #302

September 27, 1997

Marv Albert Song Opening-Carmen Electra Batman V Bwisk Ad Cabana Chat - Pregnant! You Got That From Me Coffee Guy Salt N Pepa & Rick Flimstones Sabrina Spy Vs. Spy - Guillotine

3x3 - Episode #303

October 4, 1997

Darlene McBride Liar Liar II Juice Pigs: REMember Dennis Miller: Police Negotiator The Klumps The Rosie Show Accounting with Milton Cladwell #1 Cops in Hollywood Accounting #2 Accounting #3 Juice Pigs: Burn Victim Girl Chevrad

3x4 - Episode #304

October 11, 1997

Windstorm Slingblade II Eyewitness Swan I Kwan #2 Smugglers Antonia: Word Association Spishak Soda #1 UBS on Strike Spishak #2 Funky Walker: Jennifer Love Hewitt Spishak #3

3x6 - Episode #306

November 1, 1997

Farrah Fawcett Body Brush Clinton Town Meeting Corky & the Juice Pigs: Dolphin Boy Leaving Metropolis Barry White Knight The Enforcers Hate Guy Stalling Bill Cosby Video Stockholm & Berger

3x7 - Episode #307

November 8, 1997

Kenny Country Broaster I Love Lucy '97 Lowered Expectations: Eddie Murphy Rod Shaft Erascism 12 Angry Men & a Vancome Lady Eisner Intros. and Sex Toy Story Eyewitness Swan II Lowered Expectations: Rui Peranio Ebonic Pyramid

3x8 - Episode #308

November 15, 1997

Spishak: Baby Blaster Talkin' American: Howard Stern Weekend at Tupac's Wonderful Zone of Disney Lean Bulime - Daisy Fuentes Funeral Songs Buffy the Umpire Slayer Funky Walker: Gilbert Gottfried Rangers Spy Vs. Spy - Headphones Sick Sloppy Crush Don Martin - Fancy Restaurant

3x9 - Episode #309

November 22, 1997

Gassy Clinton Darkness '97 Clops II What Happened to Dad? Lowered Expectations: Stan Juice Pigs: Pandas/Enviro Girl XXX Files (from #113) Darlene McBride Tour UBS: Answering Machine Ordering Spy Vs. Spy - Training Camp

3x10 - Episode #310

December 6, 1997

Suppositurkey The Love Titanic Lowered Expectations: Swan I Furious George (from #217) Chelsea Big John's Shirts Guys Love That Lowered Expectations: Swan II Planet of the Vancomes Parker Sisters UBS Xmas Party Lowered Expectations: Swan III

3x11 - Episode #311

December 13, 1997

Wraparound #1 Spishak: Limbo G.I. Jew Wraparound #2 Cabana Chat: Howie Long Wraparound #3 A Pack of Gifts Now G.I. Junkie/G.I. Janitor Wraparound #4 Juice Pigs: Xmas Dreams Klumps Xmas Wraparound #5 Mexican Wrestling Theater Wraparound #6 Antonia: Xmas Hannukah Wraparound #7 Corky & the Juice Pigs: Omen

3x12 - Episode #312

January 3, 1998

Titanic Happy Meal Opening - Pam Grier Swan Files 20/20 Cabana Chat: Pam Grier Roadkill Lunchmeat Power Press Corky & the Juice Pigs: Phone Sex Girls Negro Justice League Lowered Expectations: Susan Whitfield The Susan Whitfield Show Lowered Expectations: Mrs. Barone Sportscasters Spy Vs. Spy Embassy #2 Closing - Pam Grier

3x13 - Episode #313

January 10, 1998

Needy Evie Epidemic '98 Tonight Show w/ LaToya Surprise Lowered Expectations: Needy Evie Farrah/Farrakhan Chris Rock The Power of Ellen Corn on the Cop Spy Vs. Spy: Karate Autopsy Lowered Expectations: Harvey Route 666

3x14 - Episode #314

January 17, 1998

Lando Calrisian: Exotic Massage Rosie Show w/ Barbara Streisand Barbara's Sex Tapes Rosie Show w/ B.S. Vancome: Guidance Counselor Emotional Lawyer Anti-Depressercise Fiona Apple video Dinosaur Dan Anti-Depressercize: Tony Little Mind Reader Drowsamine German Tourist (Dweezil & Ahmet) Spy Vs. Spy: Mirror over Fireplace (from #208)

3x15 - Episode #315

January 31, 1998

Kenneth Starr Spice Girls Hunt Opening Eracists: Stand Off Claylien Resurrection Spice Girls Hunt #1 Coffee Guy: Exam Catwoman Spice Girls Hunt #2 Antonia: Suicide Hotline Spice Girls Hunt #3 Evangelista's Market Spy Vs. Spy: Microphone Savante: Career Day Mexican Wrestler's Theater: Mockingbird

3x16 - Episode #316

February 7, 1998

Paul Timberman's Workshop Olsen Twins Allergy Taste Test David Duchovny Live! Corky & the Juice Pigs: ""Hot Squat Hombre"" Funky Walker: Mark Hamill Darlene McBride: Valentine's Album Mass Suicide Talkin' American: Alanis Corky & the Juice Pigs: ""Skateboard"" Home Birthing Video Movie Buffs Spy Vs. Spy - Bulletproof

3x17 - Episode #317

February 28, 1998

Kenny's Ice Cream Parlor Opening - Jerry Springer Swantonia Jerry Springer Show Caroline in the City Clops III Vancome at Heaven's Gate Hulk Lowered Expectations: Jerry Springer Andy Griffith '98 The Day Joe Told Off His Boss Close - Jerry Springer

3x18 - Episode #318

March 7, 1998

El Chevito Opening - Contest Winners Scrint! Cabana Chat: Phyllis Diller Spice Girl Auditions: Inbred Spice Corky & the JP: Too Fat to Rock & Roll Grace Under the Influence Spice Girls Auditions: Swan Tea N A Spice Girls Auditions: Diller Spice Girls Auditions: Sideshow Spice Beer Tucker N Perez Contest Winners Sketch

3x19 - Episode #319

March 14, 1998

Lassie the Snitch Vancome at the Oscars UBS Dentist Riggs & Murtaugh Spice Girls Auditions: Voodoo Spice Kirk & Spock Variety Hour Spice Girls Auditions: Sumo Spice Coffee Guy: First Date Spice Girls Auditions: Man Spice Susan Whitfield: Makeout Party Spice Girls Auditions: Susan Whitfield Big John's Shirt and Tie Barn Spy vs. Spy

3x20 - Episode #320

March 28, 1998

Switcheroo Swan IV: All the President's Manicurists Hanson Interview Hanson Video LA Valet Eracists Go To Jail Playin' Chicken A Thousand Lays Cabana Chat: Anna Nicole Smith Night of the Proper Dead Big & Bigger Spy Vs. Spy - TNT (210) Don Martin - Frog Legs

3x21 - Episode #321

April 11, 1998

Sleaze Lawyer Darlene's Songs for Kids Wet Stain Dharma & Gregs Ritalin Room Suddenly Millenium Coffe Guy: Stupormarket Gumby Old Men Power Friend Spy Vs. Spy: Bucket Brigade (216) Stupid, Fat & Ugly Anti-Depressercize Jr.

3x22 - Episode #322

April 25, 1998

Kids Say The Stupidest Things Opening - Lou Diamond Phillips Swan-Thru Mexican Wrestlers for Clinton Funky Walker: Lou Diamond Phillips Rockerbyes Corky & the JP: Janitor/Psycho Spishak Country Sausages Lowered Expectations: Manny Rosie O' Donnell 2150 Vancoma Spy Vs. Spy: Air Attack (218) Corky & the JP: TODD Close - Lou Diamond Phillips

3x23 - Episode #323

May 2, 1998

That Was Me South Parknuts Antonia: Airport Window of the Soul Lucy II Celebrity Funeral: David Boreanaz This Close Waving His Thing Loud Restaurant Art Party Close - David Boreanaz

3x24 - Episode #324

May 9, 1998

Lowered Expectations: Rosie Swan Fu (remote) Swan Fu (live) Lowered Expectations: El Asso Wipo Dennis the Menace II Society Let it Die Something So Perfect Lowered Expectations: Vicky the Dog Girl Family Scene Corky & the JP: Pants Mother of Mercy Corky & the JP: Circus Freaks Darlene McBride's Mother's Day Special Other Woman Corky & the JP: Private Dancer

3x25 - Episode #325

May 16, 1998

Teepee Condoms Opening - Halle Berry Funky Walker: Halle Berry Lowered ExpectationsSteven Seagal Parker Sisters: Interns Davey & Goliath: Pet Cemetary Antonia: Heart Attack Awards Show Dead Beat Spishak: Pictures Entrance To Ecstacy Close - Halle Berry

3x26 - Best of Season 3

Dentist in a Box Vancome ER Furious George Rescue 911 Clinton Town Meeting Gangsta Shop Quartet Bwisk Ice-T/Ice Cube Annie Ho Cabana Chat: Ice-T Menace II High Society