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Million Dollars, But... - S3 - E5
Join Geoff, Greg, and Tim as they gain a million dollars but lose all their dignity.
Million Dollars, But...: Season 3 - 6 Episode s
3x1 - Hunted by Linebackers
August 10, 2016
Join Gavin, Michael, and Burnie as they discuss the finer points of starting riots, being beaten by children, and dodging professional linebackers.
3x2 - Slow Mo Millionaires
August 17, 2016
Join Gavin, Dan, and Blaine as they dodge speeding bullets, wear mascot outfits for a year and have their hands magically replaced by random objects.
3x3 - Girls vs Ninjas
August 24, 2016
Join Barbara, Lindsay, and Ashley as they fight ninjas and deal with the perils of always being wet.
3x4 - Old People Punching
September 7, 2016
Join Burnie, Nick, and Kirk as they beat old people and deal with aliens bursting out of their chests. Check out Crunch Time on September 11th!
3x5 - The Jerk Off Text
September 14, 2016
Join Geoff, Greg, and Tim as they gain a million dollars but lose all their dignity.
3x6 - Screaming Penis
September 21, 2016
Join Barbara, Gavin, and Jeremy for the season 3 finale of Million Dollars, But. Will the crew take a million bucks for a screaming penis or permanent snapchat filters? Find out!