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Balance Beam for Girls
Mystery Science Theater 3000 - S0 - E7
Emily's crew watches the short film BALANCE BEAM FOR GIRLS (1971), which demonstrates balance beam exercises... for girls!
Mystery Science Theater 3000: Season 0 - 13 Episode s
0x1 - Pipeline to the Clouds
March 18, 2022
Jonah's crew watches a short film about how we use water and the importance of water conservation.
0x2 - Let's Make A Meal in 20 Minutes!
May 12, 2022
Jonah's crew watches a short in which Sally has to get supper ready with a tight deadline.
0x3 - Court Case
May 13, 2022
Emily's crew watches a short in which Sally has to get supper ready with a tight deadline.
0x4 - Sleep for Health
July 8, 2022
Joel and the bots watch a short about the very different sleeping habits of two children, with riffs written by #BringBackMST3K backers during a riffing workshop with Joel in 2017!
0x5 - The Wonder of Reproduction
August 5, 2022
Emily's crew watches a short in which three kids learn how aquarium fish reproduce.
0x6 - Cavalcade
September 16, 2022
An unexpected set of test subjects watch the short film CAVALCADE (1960), featuring a potpourri of topics that range from auto manufacturing to ostrich farming.
0x7 - Balance Beam for Girls
October 14, 2022
Emily's crew watches the short film BALANCE BEAM FOR GIRLS (1971), which demonstrates balance beam exercises... for girls!
0x8 - Bicycling Visual Skills
December 13, 2022
Emily's crew watches a short about three kids watching a short about bicycle safety, called BICYCLING VISUAL SKILLS (1980s).
0x9 - The Bicycle Driver
December 14, 2022
Test subjects watch THE BICYCLE DRIVER (1973), a short in which a young man learns to safely operate his new bike.
0x10 - Let's Keep Food Safe To Eat
January 6, 2023
Emily's crew watches LET'S KEEP FOOD SAFE TO EAT (1964), about how children can help keep food safe... to eat.
0x11 - Mr. B Natural
January 6, 2023
In this uncovered footage from the end of season 12, Kinga and Max are trapped in the theater and forced to watch the classic short, MR. B NATURAL (1956).
0x12 - Better Breakfasts, USA
January 20, 2023
Emily's crew watches BETTER BREAKFASTS, USA (1964), a short that scientifically explains the importance of breakfast for teenagers.
0x13 - Doing Things for Ourselves in School
February 10, 2023
Joel's crew watches DOING THINGS FOR OURSELVES IN SCHOOL (1963), a short about young Steve and his irrepressible need to be independent.