0x8 - Greetings From the Stars (Sort Of)

May 2, 2013

Ever wanted to get an (impersonal) birthday greeting from Milton Berle? How 'bout an answering machine message from "Richard Simmons"? Yeah, didn't think so.

0x9 - Ask the Archive

May 30, 2013

An informal Q & A session. Yep, that's about it.

0x10 - Archive Riffs: Petaluma Chicken

June 6, 2013

The first Archive Riffs episode. Ben tackles a supposed promotional film for the "Butter & Egg Days Festival" that the Rifftrax guys already did--but they don't know real art (like Ben does).

0x11 - Local TV Special (Commentary)

June 13, 2013

A commentary cut for the Local TV Special that was originally shelved due to a factual error regarding Indianapolis-based Horror Movie Host, Sammy Terry. Well, that and a couple of other brain farts.

0x12 - Archive Riffs: Greedy Humpty Dumpty

June 20, 2013

Ben riffs the sole survivor of his childhood Public Domain VHS collection.

0x13 - VHS Vault Vol. 1 (Amvest Video) (Commentary)

June 27, 2013

Recorded before the original episode premiered. Since then, we've learned that: 1. Audiofidelity Records started in the mid/late 1950's and issued some of the first stereo records. 2. Someone at Audiofidelity went berserk sometime in the '70's and started issuing pirated Beatles albums. 3. Those that signed up for the Kid Pics newsletter wound up on mailing lists for sleazy child beauty pageants (are there any other kind?). Ben has since learned that: 1. Playing a record at 75% of it's original speed is equivalent to flattening the "key" by a fourth, not a flat-fifth. 2. Audio frequencies are exponential. 2. Ben cannot do math in his head.

0x14 - Archive Riffs: Say No to Strangers

July 25, 2013

Learn to take the safe way to school (but only if you have to walk through Chinatown).

0x15 - National Anthem Conspiracy Theory (Redux)

August 22, 2013

One of the Archive's earliest episodes seems to have gone missing. As such, Ben has been forced to remake it. Or, this was Ben's (unsurprisingly, failed) submission to the ConBravo indie video showcase.

0x16 - Halloween Special 2012 (Commentary)

October 17, 2013

An all-too-brief look back at the Archive's first Halloween special.

0x17 - Hallmark Presents: Spooky Sounds

October 31, 2013

Given we followed up the first Halloween Special with a review of a "spooky sound effects" album, we figured it wouldn't hurt to do it again.

0x18 - Archive Riffs: Dining Together

November 28, 2013

Chain Aunt Phyllis to the family piano and enjoy an old-fashioned Thanksgiving.

0x19 - Christmas Special 2012 (A Fair Use Christmas) (Commentary)

December 12, 2013

A much-maligned commentary to a forgotten Archive episode.

0x20 - Archive Riffs: A Christmas Fantasy

December 24, 2013

Because nothing says "Christmas" quite like creepy wax figures and a bargain-basement Bing Crosby.

0x21 - TV DX-ing

January 9, 2014

...because the local stations suck.

0x22 - Archive Riffs: Live & Learn

January 30, 2014

Sid Davis would like to remind you that he loves his wallpaper and hates your child.

0x23 - Archive Riffs: Cigarette Commercials

February 27, 2014

Since we spent so much time with anti-smoking propaganda last time out, in the name of fairness, we thought we'd share some pro-smoking propaganda. Sorry, no dancing Luckies here (seriously, what can you say about it? Insert smart-ass comments below).

0x24 - Backwards Masking (Commentary)

March 27, 2014

Everything Ben has to say about the Backwards Masking episode in a mere 12 minutes!

0x25 - A Nice Pair (of early, European VCR's)

April 24, 2014

Can your heart take the sheer sex appeal of the Philips N1500? No (prescription) pills necessary!

0x26 - Blooper Reel

May 15, 2014

Alternate Title: Why The Archive isn't terribly conducive to outtake specials.

0x27 - VHS Vault Vol. 5 (Y2K Apocalypse Party!) (Commentary)

June 5, 2014

One of those rare occasions where there was a little TOO much to say in an episode.

0x28 - Archive Riffs: Atomic Alert (Elementary Edition)

June 12, 2014

Released about five minutes before the Conelrad system was established (and featuring some nice undercranking), 1951's Atomic Alert teaches you how to keep your nuclear experience nice and peaceful.

0x29 - Ben's Junk: Sony Super Betamax

June 19, 2014

A new spin-off of the Archive in which a piece of equipment is discussed that either has already been discussed in greater detail or that simply wouldn't amount to even a minisode of Archive.

0x30 - Ben's Junk: VideoNow PVD Player

June 23, 2014

The rejected pilot of Ben's Junk (for reasons that should become readily apparent fairly quickly). This time out, Hasbro's failed attempt at a portable DVD player for kids.

0x31 - Format Wars 2 (COMMENTARY)

July 3, 2014

By request, Ben discusses "Format Wars". By unilateral action, Ben discusses both "Format Wars" videos in one convenient (for him) commentary.

0x32 - Ben's Junk: VHS Camcorder (RCA CC285)

July 31, 2014

A "by request" Ben's Junk. Taking a look at the camcorder used to film "Going Analog" and "Y2K Apocalypse Party".

0x33 - The Great Archive Treasure Hunt (Commentary)

August 28, 2014

Who'da thunk the making of this episode AND the episode itself was about rediscovery?

0x34 - Ben's Junk: Tascam Cassette Portastudio

September 25, 2014

Perhaps a too-personal installment of Ben's Junk. Don't take that the wrong way...

0x35 - Halloween Special 2013 (Commentary)

October 9, 2014

Must be that magic time of year again when Ben lazily dusts off the previous year's Halloween episode for a commentary.

0x36 - Ben's Junk : 8-Track/Cassette "Adaptor"

November 20, 2014

SPOILER ALERT: Whoa-oh here it comes/Watch out boy, it'll chew them up/Whoa-oh here it comes/It's a tape eater!

0x37 - Ben's Junk: Multi-System VHS VCR (Hitachi VT-M768EM)

December 4, 2014

Finally, a VCR that can play all international formats! What do you mean, it only has mono sound?!? What you do mean I need converter boxes?!?

0x38 - Ben's Junk: JVC S-VHS VCR (S7600U)

December 18, 2014

The long-awaited conclusion to the two-part Ben's Junk VHS extravaganza. Does this count as the climax?

0x39 - Ben's Junk: LaserKaraoke/Laserdisc Player (Pioneer CLD-S304)

January 8, 2015

Two episodes of LaserKaraoke and still no demonstration of the machine? Yeah, I'm kinda slow...

0x40 - 1-900 ARCHIVE Vol. 2 (Commentary)

January 22, 2015

A dual commentary for both 1-900 ARCHIVE volumes. WARNING: Wrestling aficionados may not like what I have to say.

0x41 - The DuMont Network (Deleted Game Show Segment)

February 5, 2015

The DuMont episode ran ridiculously overlong (gotta love that molasses-slow early TV!). Here is a deleted segment giving an overview on the Game Shows aired on the DuMont Network.

0x42 - Ben's Junk: Handheld Electronic Games

March 5, 2015

Pouring some additional salt in the gamer wounds...

0x43 - Ben's Junk: B-Movies & cult Classics

April 2, 2015

Slightly bastardizing the usual Ben's Junk format--but not Ben's Junk itself (that'd hurt).

0x44 - Ben Tries Finnish Candy

April 30, 2015

...and welcome to (probably the only edition of) "Ben Tries"!

0x45 - Ben's Junk: WebTV Box

May 28, 2015

A day late, a dollar short--you know the deal.

0x46 - The Death of Analog TV (Commentary)

June 11, 2015

Little did I know... NOTE: If you don't like my dry, rambling (and stutter-heavy) commentaries, you might wanna skip this one.

0x47 - Ben's Junk: Super 8 Sound Projector (Sears Sound II - Model 9258)

June 18, 2015

Nothing but the cutting edge in home video technology in Archive-land!

0x48 - Archive Riffs: Self-Conscious Guy

June 25, 2015

I'm so vain, I KNOW I think this short is about me...

0x49 - VHS Vault Vol. 6 (How's Your Sex Life?) (Valentine's Day Special 2015) (Commentary)

July 2, 2015

I really wanted to be hypnotized! Seriously!

0x50 - (Unofficial) Ben's Junk: Philips CD-I (model 220)

July 9, 2015

The original "demo" segment in the CD-I episode ran long. REALLY LONG! This is the complete, intended segment shamelessly re-purposed as a "Ben's Junk" episode.

0x51 - Ben's Junk: 8-Track (and related) Oddities

August 6, 2015

Just going through some (relatively) recent additions to the Archive's 8-track (and associated) pile.

0x52 - Ben's Junk: Sony DT-30 (External VCR Timer)

September 3, 2015

DVR? Two-week advance recording? Wusses.

0x53 - Ben Tries Bonomo's Turkish Taffy

September 17, 2015

Made as a thank you to the viewer who sent this. A thank you for not sending us any Magic Clown ephemera, that is.

0x54 - Ben's Junk: Rejuvenique Revisited (plus Contest!)

October 1, 2015

Looking back on the mental and physical scars sustained while making the Rejuvenique episode--and the mask too.

0x55 - Halloween Special 2014 (Archive Wares: Rejuvenique) (Commentary)

October 15, 2015

Recounting one of the Archive's more memorable production experiences.

0x56 - An Overly Nostalgic Halloween (or, For The Want of a Pail)

October 29, 2015

I hate it when my ideas for holiday specials fall through...

0x57 - For The Want of a Pail (Conclusion)

October 31, 2015

0x59 - Ben Tries (Thanksgiving Edition) (or, Ben tries Australian Stuff)

November 26, 2015

'Cause, you know, Thanksgiving, food...it all makes sense.

0x60 - Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ's)

December 10, 2015

What's with the box? Who's that creepy guy in the intro? Is Chuck Swirsky really a freakin' nerd? Those questions (and more) will be answered in this video.

0x61 - Archive Riffs: A Christmas Dream

December 24, 2015

The Archive dusts off a minor (albeit severely butchered) art-house classic. Merry Christmas!

0x62 - Ben's CED Collection (Deleted Segment from CED Episode)

January 14, 2016

Filmed for inclusion on the CED episode (Episode 92), but left off for time.

0x63 - Ben's Junk: Guitars! Guitars!! Guitars!!!

January 28, 2016

Ben geeks out about guitars for 25 minutes. Watch at your own peril.

0x64 - Ben's Junk: Ben's Philips CD-I Collection

February 11, 2016

Let’s just say it all just kind of fell into my lap.

0x65 - Ben's Junk: Philips CD-I Peacekeeper Revolver

March 10, 2016

As promised, here's the second installment on the CD-I collection. Was it worth the wait?

0x66 - Ben's Junk: Ben's (Incomplete) Comedy LP Collection

March 24, 2016

The one time where it's ok to giggle at Ben's Junk.

0x67 - Ben's Junk: Fisher-Price Movie Viewer

April 7, 2016

It takes a steady hand to run one of these. Unfortunately, that's something I sorely lack.

0x68 - Ben's Junk: Commodore 64 (& Peripherals)

May 5, 2016

A wise man once said: “Save the big (stuff) for Ben’s Junk—it needs all the help it can get.”

0x69 - Ben's Junk: Sony TT-100 Tuner/Timer (for U-Matic)

May 19, 2016

Sometimes it takes a while for Ben's Junk to get in motion.

0x70 - Commodore 64 (Commentary)

June 2, 2016

Admittedly, a very stream-of-consciousness commentary here, but a(n apparently) necessary one.

0x71 - Ben's Junk: VCR Co-Pilot

June 9, 2016

I already discussed this one back on the VCR Ephemera episode, but didn't have one, so I couldn't test it. Let's rectify that situation.

0x72 - Archive Riffs: Fox Hour Promotional Reel

June 16, 2016

Taking a look at a (rather cryptic) promo reel for a series of silent, educational two-reelers.

0x73 - Record Ripoffs (Commentary)

June 23, 2016

A look at the first installment (and, to a lesser degree, the subsequent installments) of the recurring Record Ripoffs series. This is a commentary I’ve been wanting to do for awhile.

0x74 - Ben's Junk: Magnavox Odyssey 2 (Video Game Console)

June 30, 2016

A look at one of the many competitors to the Atari 2600.

0x75 - Ben's Junk: Colecovision Video Game Console

July 14, 2016

Discussing another bit of donated junk--'cause, you know, everybody apparently wants a hand in Ben's Junk.

0x76 - Ben's Junk: (Some Of) Ben's Vinyl Collection

August 11, 2016

Lately, I've been getting asked quite a bit about my music collection. All I can say is, be careful what you wish for.

0x77 - "The Voice" Module (for Magnavox Odyssey 2)

August 25, 2016

Oh-oh, won’t you tell me again…and again…and again…

0x78 - Flexplay Disposable DVD Update

September 8, 2016

Taking another stab at the now-infamous "zombie" disc.

0x79 - Fisher-Price Star Station Sing-Along Machine

September 22, 2016

Fairly recent for an Archivism—let’s take a look at how the current generation of middle and high-schoolers grew up to be such narcissists.

0x80 - Fisher-Price PXL-2000 Camcorder (Halloween Special 2015) (Commentary)

October 20, 2016

Yeah, there were some ghosts in the camera—or were they gremlins?

0x81 - Ben's Junk: bob (Another Nanny Box)

November 3, 2016

ACTUAL (paid) TESTIMONIAL: Parenthood turned out to be a real bitch and we were totally unprepared. Thanks bob!

0x82 - Ben's Junk: DVD Recorder (Panasonic DMR-E55)

November 17, 2016

Another weapon in the Archive’s—well, archiving arsenal.

0x83 - Ben's Junk: Gemmy Douglas Fir Talking Christmas Tree

December 15, 2016

Well, I already discussed Big Mouth Billy Bass. Might as well finish the 90’s/Gemmy/Talking Novelty Item concept.

0x84 - Ben's Junk: Ben's Comic Book Collection

January 12, 2017

Superheroes? What are those?

0x85 - Ben's Junk: Learn To Solder Kit

February 23, 2017

A soldering kit for kids? Yeah, that about fits my skillset.

0x86 - Ben's Junk: RCA Selectavision CED Player (SGT 250)

March 23, 2017

I was downright embarrassed by my old CED Player (see the CED episode). Obviously, an upgrade was in order.

0x87 - Ben's Junk: Ben's Audiophile Albums

April 6, 2017

For all the overpriced hunks of plastic in my possession, it’s kind of a wonder that this segment of my record collection is so small.

0x88 - Ben's Junk: Vtech Socrates Educational Video System

May 4, 2017

(conversation overheard at VTech, 1988) Boss: What’s a name that sounds good and smart for our quasi-educational video game console? Engineer: Um, Socrates! Boss: Is he smart? Engineer: Yeah. Boss: Perfect! What’s for lunch?

0x89 - Ben's Junk: Videocipher II Plus/Manhattan Cable TV Box

May 18, 2017

A couple of obsolete, useless (to me) bits of Pay-TV history—so, of course, I bought them.

0x90 - Ben's Junk: go reader (Audiobook Device)

June 8, 2017

Ben helps save the environment—with bad audiobooks on a cheap, low-capacity, unalterable mp3 player!

0x91 - Archive Riffs: Dear Miss Gloria

June 15, 2017

I’m ready for my mail, Mr. DeMille.

0x92 - DBX Noise Reduction System (Commentary)

June 22, 2017

Effectively tackling the three “(100% showtune-free) Musical March” episodes all at once. Who’da thunk old audio gear could be so controversial?

0x93 - Ben's Junk: Las Vegas Vacation (1997)

June 29, 2017

A decidedly different installment in the Ben’s Junk series. This time, I take a(n admittedly lengthy) stroll down memory lane about a family vacation from 20 years earlier.

0x94 - Ben's 10 Favorite Albums (Part 1)

July 13, 2017

Alternate Title: God, Ben! Don’t you listen to anything from this century?!?!

0x95 - Ben's 10 Favorite Albums (Part 2)

July 27, 2017

Remember kids, these are MY favorite albums, not yours. If there’s any overlap, consider it a happy accident.

0x96 - Ben's Junk: MFSL Geo-Tape (Azimuth Alignment Cassette)

August 10, 2017

A slightly askew edition of Ben’s Junk. Let’s rectify that situation.

0x97 - Ben's Junk: DBX Cassettes (DBX Addendum)

August 24, 2017

When researching the DBX episode, as best as I could gather, there were no (legit) pre-recorded DBX-encoded audiocassettes. Turns out there was a line of Classical tapes.

0x98 - Ben's Junk: MFSL Geo-Disc (Turntable Cartridge Alignment Tool)

September 7, 2017

…and the great Archive A/V tune-up continues.

0x99 - Ben’s Junk: (New) Speed Calibration Cassette

September 21, 2017

The Archive kicks it up a notch—or at least about one-fifth of one.

0x100 - Ben's Junk: CVS One-Time-Use Camcorder

October 5, 2017

Remember the single-use 35mm camera? How ‘bout a single-use camcorder?

0x101 - Conelrad (Halloween Special 2016) (Commentary)

October 19, 2017

The Archive gets nostalgic for nukes…

0x102 - Ben’s Junk: The World of Yesterday (& other Classic Hollywood Fanzines)

November 2, 2017

Ben gets nostalgic for nostalgia—he’s meta like that.

0x103 - Ben's Junk: Realistic Phono Pre-Amp (Model 42-2109)

November 16, 2017

Taking a look at an external preamp for the turntable—largely only because the cool kids are into it.

0x104 - Ben's Junk: Vidicraft Vidimate Video Enhancer (Model VDM300S)

November 30, 2017

An especially dull (or sharp) edition of Ben’s Junk—it’s capable of both.

0x105 - Ben's Junk: Star Shower Laser Light

December 14, 2017

Ben gets ambitious with his Christmas lights—in that, he’s putting any up at all.

0x106 - Ben's Junk: Sankyo Dualux Dual8 Projector (Model 2000H)

December 27, 2017

…or, Telecine redux.

0x107 - Ben's Junk: Allsop 3 Orbitrac Record Cleaning System

January 11, 2018

It’s no secret that the LP’s discussed on Archive were usually (presumably) buried in someone’s backyard. Naturally, we’re open to any new method of cleaning them up.

0x108 - Ben's Junk: JVC KD-A6 Cassette Deck

January 25, 2018

Ben’s second new (to him) cassette deck in a year. What makes this one so special?