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Part-Time Poets v Surrealists
Only Connect - S12 - E22
The Part-Time Poets and the Surrealists compete for a place in round three, drawing together connections between things which seem random.
Only Connect: Season 12 - 37 Episode s
12x1 - Tubers v Bardophiles
July 11, 2016
Three fans of the London Underground take on a trio of bardophiles and attempt to connect Brownies, Michael Fagan, Freddie Krueger and the Milk Tray Man.
12x2 - Cosmopolitans v Taverners
July 18, 2016
Three cocktail drinkers take on a trio of taverners and attempt to connect Eurovision Song Contest, Cow & Gate, Wall's and I Love New York.
12x3 - Psmiths v Verbivores
July 25, 2016
Three fans of PG Wodehouse square up to a team of wordsmiths and attempt to connect Georgia: Canada, Sunda: Indonesia, Bass: Australia and Cook: New Zealand.
12x4 - Networkers v Cousins
August 1, 2016
A trio of networkers take on a family team and attempt to connect Cafetiere, Condom, Eggy bread and Chips.
12x5 - Shutterbugs v Highgates
August 8, 2016
A team of photographers take on a trio of Londoners and attempt to connect Cot, Holland, Chira and Bonapart.
12x6 - Korfballers v Channel Islanders
August 15, 2016
Three Korfball players take on a family from Guernsey in this episode and attempt to connect Annabel Lee, Delilah, Rebecca and Weekend at Bernie's.
12x7 - Bardophiles v Taverners
August 22, 2016
Two teams who lost their first heats return as highest scoring losers in this show and attempt to connect Betjeman, Alsatian, Liberty Cabbage and Windsor.
12x8 - Verbivores v Channel Islanders
August 29, 2016
Two teams who lost their first heats return as highest scoring losers in this show and attempt to connect Minotaur, Frobscottle, Moloko Plus and Duff.
12x9 - Fire-Eaters v Eurovisionaries
September 5, 2016
A new round of heats begins as some spicy food lovers take on three fans of Eurovision and attempt to connect 'From the roots' (Greek), 'We can' (Spanish), 'We ourselves' (Gaelic) and 'Party of Wales' (Welsh).
12x10 - Wrestlers v Clareites
September 12, 2016
A team of wrestling fans take on a trio from Clare College, Cambridge and attempt to connect single-fingered rock-climbing hold, Spanish monkey, North American glandular fever and single-channel sound reproduction.
12x11 - Part-Time Poets v Oscar Men
September 19, 2016
A team of poets take on three fans of the Oscars and attempt to connect the Nabateans, Makka Pakka, Alley Oop and Old Mother Shipton.
12x12 - Genealogists v Surrealists
September 26, 2016
This heat sees a team of genealogists take on three surrealists and attempt to connect a violin's extraneous discordant notes, Lotharios, Molineux team and Canis Lupis.
12x13 - Maltsters v Policy Wonks
October 3, 2016
The Maltsters take on the Policy Wonks in this opening heat and attempt to connect the Indonesian national airline, a Carla Lane sitcom, International Rescue craft and capital of Arizona.
12x14 - Scunthorpe Scholars v Beekeepers
October 10, 2016
A team from Scunthorpe take on a trio of Beekeepers in this heat and attempt to connect Ungrammatical string follows, Multiply, Not out and Required field.
12x15 - Maltsters v Oscar Men
October 17, 2016
Two teams who lost their first heats return as highest-scoring losers in this show and attempt to connect Mother-in-law, Court-martial, Lord Lieutenant and Poet Laureate.
12x16 - Wrestlers v Genealogists
October 31, 2016
Two more teams who lost their first heats return as highest-scoring losers and attempt to connect Lou Gehrig: Horse, Louis Van Gaal: Tulip, Wellington: Duke and Otto von Bismarck: Chancellor.
12x17 - Cosmopolitans v Tubers
November 7, 2016
Two teams of first-round winners return to fight for a place in round three and attempt to connect Malabo, Conakry, Port Moresby and Bissau.
12x18 - Networkers v Psmiths
November 14, 2016
Two more teams of first-round winners return to fight for a place in round three and attempt to connect Kashmir, Pyrenees, Lake Victoria and Borneo.
12x19 - Shutterbugs v Korfballers
November 21, 2016
Two teams of first-round winners return to fight for a place in round three. They compete to draw together the connections between things which, at first glance, seem utterly random.
12x20 - Verbivores v Taverners
November 28, 2016
The Taverners and Verbivores return to try to make it into round three. They compete to draw together connections between things which seem random.
12x21 - Fire-Eaters v Clareites
December 5, 2016
The Fire-Eaters and the Clareites return to try to make it into round three. They compete to draw together connections between things which seem random.
12x22 - Part-Time Poets v Surrealists
December 12, 2016
The Part-Time Poets and the Surrealists compete for a place in round three, drawing together connections between things which seem random.
12x23 - Beekeepers v Policy Wonks
December 19, 2016
Two teams of first-round winners return for a chance to make it into the next round.
12x24 - Genealogists v Oscar Men
January 6, 2017
The Genealogists and Oscar Men return for their last chance to make it into round three.
12x25 - Fire-Eaters v Korfballers
January 13, 2017
The Fire-Eaters and the Korfballers fight it out for a place in the quarter-finals.
12x26 - Surrealists v Verbivores
January 20, 2017
Round three continues as two more teams fight it out for a place in the quarter-finals.
12x27 - Beekeepers v Cosmopolitans
January 27, 2017
The Beekeepers and Cosmopolitans fight it out for a place in the quarter-finals.
12x28 - Psmiths v Oscar Men
February 3, 2017
The Psmiths take on the Oscar Men in this round three game.
12x29 - Fire-Eaters v Verbivores
February 10, 2017
Two losing teams return for a last chance to make it to the quarter-finals.
12x30 - Beekeepers v Oscar Men
February 17, 2017
Two losing teams return for a last chance to make it to the quarter-finals.
12x31 - Surrealists v Korfballers
February 24, 2017
Find out what connects Tuvalu, hijab, Defra and nope in a quarter-final game.
12x32 - Psmiths v Cosmopolitans
March 3, 2017
Find out what connects Ali Amako, Reece Thens, Elize Elmopan and Enya Airobi.
12x33 - Beekeepers v Korfballers
March 10, 2017
The Beekeepers take on the Korfballers in this quarter-final game.
12x34 - Psmiths v Verbivores (2)
March 17, 2017
The Psmiths and Verbivores compete for a last chance to make it to the semi-finals.
12x35 - Semi-Final 1
March 24, 2017
Two teams compete in this semi-final game.
12x36 - Semi-Final 2
March 31, 2017
Two teams compete in the second semi-final game.
12x37 - The Final
April 7, 2017
Two teams compete in the final game of the series.
Only Connect: All seasons
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15 Episode s
S2: Series 2
8 Episode s
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S4: Series 4
16 Episode s
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16 Episode s
S6: Series 6
16 Episode s
S7: Series 7
13 Episode s
S8: Series 8
13 Episode s
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13 Episode s
S10: Series 10
27 Episode s
S11: Series 11
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37 Episode s
S14: Series 14
28 Episode s
S15: Series 15
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S16: Series 16
28 Episode s
S17: Series 17
28 Episode s
S18: Series 18
28 Episode s
S19: Series 19
28 Episode s
S20: Season 20
14 Episode s