3x1 - Distractions

March 1, 2024

Labor wants you to forget about their broken promises, the rising cost of living, and our leaky borders, so they are ringing those Prime Ministerial wedding bells and cranking up the volume on some Taylor Swift tunes.

3x2 - Chinese Spies

March 8, 2024

As Albo navigates through a maze of espionage, accompanied by unexpected bedfellows, we’re reminded of the fine line between ally and adversary.

3x3 - Diversity, Inclusion, Equity

March 15, 2024

We witness a satirical take on the extremes of political correctness and identity politics, challenging the audience to reflect on the implications of these policies through the lens of humour. The episode cleverly navigates the fine line between satire and reality, pushing the boundaries of political commentary.

3x4 - Champagne Socialists

March 22, 2024

As Adam Bandt and his crew find themselves stranded, their survival challenges the very foundations of their beliefs. From champagne toasts in private jets to the harsh realities of island life, witness how necessity sparks a hilarious reconsideration of capitalism and communism.

3x5 - The Albanese Government

March 29, 2024

After establishing a thriving island society, Albo’s leadership faces the ultimate test with the arrival of the natives and the challenges of sustainable living. As Albo ventures off in search of solutions, his decisions lead to unexpected consequences.

3x6 - Digital ID

April 5, 2024

Join Gerald, an everyday Aussie, as he navigates the intrusive pop-ups of Albo, who enthusiastically promotes the government’s ability to centralise all personal data under the guise of convenience and security. From the absurd to the eerily plausible, “Digital ID” explores the slippery slope of digital identification and the potential for misuse in the hands of both government and private sectors.

3x7 - Carbon Capture Storage in the GAB

April 12, 2024

As Glencore pitches a wildly irresponsible plan to dump concentrated CO2 into the Great Artesian Basin, the sharks’ reactions range from blind enthusiasm to stark skepticism. This episode cleverly exposes the ridiculousness of pursuing profit at the expense of the planet, highlighting the potential dangers of such short-sighted environmental policies.

3x8 - Net-Zero-Bot

April 19, 2024

As our characters grapple with explosive wind turbines and fiery solar panels, the episode dives into the absurdities of overly ambitious environmental policies.

3x9 - eSafety Commissioner

April 26, 2024

In “eSafety Commissioner,” we follow a scenario where the Australian government, attempts to regulate online content under the guise of safety. What begins as a comedic take on government control spirals into a nightmarish exaggeration when the eSafety Commissioner, granted excessive power, turns into a digital demon of censorship.

3x10 - Immigration Junkies

May 3, 2024

“Immigration Junkie” tackles the thorny issue of immigration with a humorous yet thoughtful approach. The intervention scenario serves as a metaphor for the need for balance and moderation in policy-making, highlighting the delicate dance of politics, public opinion, and media portrayal.

3x11 - Bad Budgets and Big Computers

May 31, 2024

Set against the backdrop of Parliament Lawns, Jim Chalmers, proudly parades a gargantuan million expenditure. As Jim distributes handouts to the public, from homeless men to average Joes, it sparks a debate about fiscal responsibility and the actual utility of splashy government spending.

3x12 - Political Hit Jobs

May 24, 2024

The plot thickens with a series of comically failed schemes by Anthony Albanese and Adam Bandt, who find themselves outwitted at every turn. From misguided attempts involving anvils and giant boulders to misconceived traps that aim to capitalise on misrepresented views, their plans spiral hilariously out of control.

3x13 - The Polls

May 31, 2024

As the giant flagpole of public opinion comes crashing down, Albo’s frantic attempts to spin his way out of trouble only make matters hilariously worse.

3x14 - The Man From Snowy Hydro

June 7, 2024

As we follow a cascade of taxpayer money soaring into the ambitious and controversial Snowy Hydro 2.0 project, the episode explores the often blurred lines between ambitious public spending and fiscal fiascos.

3x15 - The State of Queensland

June 14, 2024

“The State of Queensland” takes a look at the many facets of life in Queensland through the eyes of Robert Irwin and everyone’s favourite animated pup, Bluey. Set against the backdrop of Queensland’s diverse landscapes, from its renowned beaches to the iconic Great Barrier Reef, the episode dives into a whirlwind tour that turns unexpectedly gritty.

3x16 - Inside Albo

June 21, 2024

As Woke Albo takes the reins, promising sweeping reforms and ambitious policies, the internal chaos and external pressures escalate, leading to a series of comedic mishaps that resonate with anyone familiar with the pitfalls of political life.

3x17 - The Big Rort

July 5, 2024

“The Big Rort” isn’t just about exposing the contradictions in energy policies; it’s about following the money trail. This episode crafts a narrative filled with dark humour and poignant truths about the machinations of political financing.

3x18 - NDIS: The Movie

July 12, 2024

In this episode, we venture into uncharted territory with our episode “NDIS: The Movie,” a take on the National Disability Insurance Scheme (NDIS) that mixes horror, humour and a healthy dose of political critique. Featuring Bill Shorten and Jordan Steele-John in a dramatic portrayal that exposes the alleged loopholes and financial mismanagement within the system.

3x19 - Division

July 19, 2024

Anthony Albanese and Adam Bandt descend into the bowels of political manoeuvring, revealing a shadowy operation where divisiveness is both a science and an art. The narrative takes us through dark corridors beneath Parliament where the Division Division orchestrates societal splits, turning every issue into a battleground.

3x20 - Cashless

July 26, 2024

In “Cashless,” we follow Anthony Albanese on a seemingly mundane trip to Bunnings, where the simplicity of buying a sausage sizzle reveals the complexities and frustrations of a cashless society. The episode captures the consequences of small surcharges that become significant annoyances amid broader economic pressures.

3x22 - Oppression Olympics

August 9, 2024

In this episode, we introduce a fictitious global event that parodies real societal discussions around oppression and victimhood. Contestants like Katy Gallagher, Lidia Thorpe, Jordan Steele John, and others participate in events like the “Hurdles of Adversity,” navigating literal and metaphorical obstacles tailored to their societal challenges.

3x23 - Broken Promises

August 16, 2024

From being literally speared over treaty delays to dodging accusations in a frenetic escape through The Lodge, Albo’s promises come back to haunt him in increasingly absurd scenarios. This episode cleverly uses the motif of ‘broken promises’ to explore the repercussions of political accountability, or the lack thereof.

3x24 - National Insecurity

August 23, 2024

Albo navigates a minefield of political correctness, advised by the overzealous ‘National Insecurity,’ who personifies the extreme measures taken to avoid any semblance of social insensitivity, even at the risk of national safety. The episode highlights the absurdity of decision-making when leaders prioritise public perception over practical solutions.

3x25 - Forgetting Adam Bandt

September 6, 2024

Watch as Albo and Adam air their grievances, from unresolved policy disputes to personal betrayals, all under the guidance of a bewildered couple’s therapist. The episode cleverly uses the setting of therapy to dissect the complexities of political alliances, showcasing the absurdity of their public and private interactions.

3x26 - Albo's War on Everything

September 13, 2024

Albo is seen barking orders in a military-style war room, emphasising reckless spending as a strategy to fight the nation’s battles. From climate change to economic battles, Albo’s misguided military strategies mirror his political ones, satirising how governments often handle crises. The episode features Sergeant Penny and Gomer Jim, who bring to life the chaos within Albo’s ranks, making each misguided order a humorous spectacle.

3x27 - Censorship

September 20, 2024

Join us as we navigate through turbulent waters, where the absurdity of censorship meets the audacity of political manoeuvres. From misnamed legislative bills to cannonballs aimed at silencing dissent, this episode is a treasure trove of comedic gold, packed with puns, parrots, and piratical puns.

3x28 - I'm Not Scomo

October 4, 2024

Watch as Albo, now ScAlbo, grapples with his new-found persona, engaging in antics that are strikingly reminiscent of ScoMo’s political playbook. From dodging responsibility to engaging in policy gaffes, ScAlbo embodies the paradox of political promises versus political actions, making each misstep a humorous spectacle.

3x29 - Day in the Life of a Green

October 11, 2024

3x30 - The State of Melbourne

October 18, 2024

3x31 - QueenSLAM 2024

October 25, 2024

"QueenSLAM 2024" thrusts you into a charged spectacle at the Wrestlemania Stadium, where political figures transform into wrestling champions battling for the title of “King of the North.” From dramatic entrances to showdowns that blur the lines between spectacle and reality, this episode offers a satirical look at political rivalries portrayed through the world of professional wrestling.

3x32 - Lefties Losing It

November 8, 2024

Watch as Albo and his cohort convene in the absurdly grandiose Ivory Tower, planning their next over-the-top strategies to reclaim the moral high ground. With guest appearances from political caricatures like Adam Bandt, Kamala Harris, and even a fictional portrayal of George Soros, this episode is brimming with satirical takes on political activism and virtue signalling gone awry.

3x33 - [CENSORED]

November 15, 2024

3x34 - Please Explained (Part 1)

November 22, 2024

3x35 - Please Explained (Part 2)

November 29, 2024