3x1 - Brand New Pizza

July 21, 2003

Pizza returns for a third season bigger, better and cheesier than ever. Pauly’s a victim of road rage and nearly chokes a cop; Bobo attacks Leonard, his new and disabled apprentice; and Habib gets home detention for keeping a rocket in his backyard. The new series introduces Davo, who’s new to the delivery game—he’s on day release from jail; Slick, a rapper who can’t rap and Rocky, the chick magnet.

3x2 - Terrorism Pizza

July 28, 2003

The Fat Pizza crew have been seeing too many terrorism ads, which leads Jabba to beleiving that Habib's a terrorist. Meanwhile Pauly trys to rescue captured hostages from City Link, while Bobo meets Prime Minister John Howard at the pizza shop.

3x3 - Cult Pizza

August 4, 2003

Davo joins a sex cult

3x4 - School Pizza

August 11, 2003

Pauly and Davo reminisce about their school days, while Rocky and Habib attempt to pull off a ATM scam.

3x5 - Road Trip Pizza

August 18, 2003

The boys go on a road trip to Melbourne.

3x7 - Birthday Pizza

September 1, 2003

It's Bobo's 40th birthday and the boys get him a stripper which gets him in trouble with Mama and Lin Chow, Pauly has girlfriend troubles and Habib tries to pull off an insurance scam.

3x8 - Quarantine Pizza

September 8, 2003

Bobo had previously ordered Habib and Pauly to steal some chickens to have more ingredients, when they realise that the chickens are infected and are causing fatalities to the customers.

3x9 - Refugee Pizza

September 15, 2003

Habib and Rocky get arrested and become informers, Mama has a plan and Pauly gets blue balls.

3x10 - Pizza Live

September 22, 2003

The Fat Pizza crew "hijack" SBS and broadcast live in protest of the "cancellation" of the show.

3x11 - Pizza Live 1

3x12 - Pizza Live 2

3x13 - Pizza Live 3

3x14 - Pizza Live 4

3x15 - Pizza Live 5