1x1 - Pilot

October 4, 2002

1x2 - Buttons, The City Counsellor And The City Counsellor's Wife

October 11, 2002

When the guys at the halfway house learn all they have to do to get a satellite dish is for Buttons to sleep with the city counsellor's wife, they pressure him to do so. Meanwhile, Dan and Bill get in a battle of wills over the toilet seat.

1x3 - Cuddles Goes To Jail

October 18, 2002

Buttons testifies against an old boss and has the opportunity to make million if he can keep his hands of the jury forewoman.

1x4 - Buttons Goes To Court

October 25, 2002

Dan sends Cuddles to jail for swearing and Cuddles ends up running the place by the end of his stay; Dan thinks that Bill might be the infamous testicle thief.

1x5 - Bill's Brain

October 31, 2002

Bill enters the hospital for a lobotomy unaware his surgeon has a secret grudge; Buttons has sex with a nurse in a storage room full of dangerous diseases.

1x6 - The Island Of Skip-Along Pete

November 8, 2002

Skip-Along Pete invites Rocko to his remote island planning to hunt him down for sport.

1x7 - Rocko's Telethon

November 15, 2002

Rocko goes on a telethon supporting people who were impaled and goes off the wall because Bill forgot to give him some pills to calm him down. Also, Buttons tries to hit on a woman on the telethon, and Cuddles winds up with a stripper while delivering money to the telethon.

1x8 - Cuddles The Safety Mascot

November 22, 2002

Cuddles has big shoes to fill when he replaces a legendary safety mascot who was killed on the job; Dan makes Rocko and Buttons work at a hazardous-waste site.

1x9 - Dan's Crush

November 29, 2002

1x10 - Dan The Greeter

Dash gets a job as a greeter for a department store; Miss Smith becomes obsessed with Dan.

1x11 - Cuddles Gets Laid

December 13, 2002

Dan struggles to control Cuddles after Cuddles has his first sexual experience; Bill is paired with ventriloquist Curious Bob, a former partner he once attempted to kill.

1x12 - Dan's Umbrella

December 20, 2002

Dan leaves his umbrella at the CBC during a tour and has to fight the bureacracy to get it back. Bill finds and steals the CBC's secret collection of celebritiess brains

1x14 - The Payback

January 3, 2003