2x1 - show #171

January 20, 2003

RI:SE was back today and despite what people its not like the Big Breakfast. The show started with Iain and Edith hanging out there brand new studio and then walking into the studio and sitting down. At 6:59 Edith said she went to the zoo at the weekend and that they didnt have no elephants but they did have foxes. At 7:00 the new news presenter gave her first news bulletin. At 7:01 Edith went to go and get Clair from the dressing room and take her to the coffee bar to be interviewed by Iain. RI:SE has a new game ""Textucution"" is were we get to meet 5 members of the publicand we get to text in who we hate the person with the most votes leaves. The winner at the end gets a holiday. At 7:09 Edith took us into the contol room to give us a preview of her entertainment report. Another new game ""TEXT 2 WIN"" before going to a break Iain gives us a question a dueing the break we text in thje answer, and then when we come back to the show we fine out who the winner is. Dougie was back on RI:SE

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January 22, 2003

RI:SE - REVIEW UP SOON

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January 24, 2003

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January 27, 2003

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January 31, 2003

General Chit-Chat broke us into today's edition of RI:SE with then a look at the News headlines with resident reporter and ex-Capital Radio presenter Zora Suleman. Todays topical top 5 included 1. Barrymore's Barnett 2. Colin Farrell 3. Snow 4. Claudia's Baby 5. Welsh Del-Boy Over to the abysmal game, Textecution (which has no point) and this week's winner was Philip! (Bad Luck Sabah, I know I was backing you!!!) Philip did an absolutely awful impression of Homer Simpson too! The All Nighters returned to RI:SE again this Morning! Alex and Sophie attended two bashes last night – they attended the premier of Sandra Bullock and Hugh Grant's new film ""Two Week's Notice"" and went to an ‘animal benefit party'. :s Down on to Queensway and to Dougie Anderson in the local Laundrette! Today's OB included Men in several different styles of underwear! Hmmm… YAK! Anyway TPT joined Dougie later on in the show and decided that the guy in the Calvins was the best, lol! Matchbox 20 stars inc

2x11 - show #181

February 3, 2003

The RI:SE audience seem a lot mre lively then they normally do. Looks like C4 have listen to viewers because it looks like Zora is going to be doing the news infront of the control all the time now. Iain thought it was still january. This weeks TEXT contestants are Sophie,Beall,Lucie,Alice and Jon. Iain said that Edith can get in a nasty cat fight and told sophie not to argue with her. At 7:09 Edith once again took us into the control room. RI:SE showed us a clip the wako jako doco. Iain said te only reason he bought the T.A.T.U CD was because the two singers kissed. Why does Edith keep wearing them horrible red shoes? hasnt she got any others? At 7:22 Dougie was down at the pub talking to football fans. Understanly there was tension between the Westham fans and the Man U fans. Steve-o said he would never feed birds rice to make them explode. At 7:37 Iain asked the textcution contestants to perform party tricks. At 7:50 Iain and Edith interviwed Jodie. St 7:53 Rik the paper noy brang o

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February 4, 2003

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February 10, 2003

Richard said that he is not that scary. This weeks TEXT contestants are Joseph,Gemma,Graham,Alex and bobby. Iain said that last weeks contestants must be kicking them selves because they won a caravan and this week the contestants are winning a holiday. IAINS TOP FIVE 1. Liam Gallagher 2. Dennis + Holden 3. T.A.T.U 4. Fish Pain 5. Zeta Jones At 8:16 there was a full paper review with Iain,Edith,Rik,Bryan and Sara. .:CAPTION:. Picture of christian .A. standing with two tall men ""New cast for Addams familey tree""

2x17 - show #187

February 11, 2003

At 7:02 Iain showed us a game called ""Larden V.S USA"" The textecution graphics have been updated. Joseph had to sleep in the RI:SE studio after he had the most number of votes from mondays show. Iain told Gemma can't say bum crack of tv. Dougie was playing ""blindefold date"" in the pub. Graham was the first TEXT contestant to go. At 8:15 there was a full paper review with Iain,Edith,Ben,Alexia and Rik. .:CAPTION:. Liam .G. Kicking a man out of a car ""Liam lerts one rip""

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February 17, 2003

Today was the first day of the London Congestion charge and the show open with a pre-recored video showing the RI:SE studio and production offices with no one in them, and a banner down the bottom of the screen saying due to the congestion charge no one could make it to the studio. The new TEXT contestant are Lindsey,Roy,Daniella,Helen and Kieron. Iain said that this weeks contestants were good looking. Edith done her first entertainment report at the fish tank and not in the control room. Dougie was down on the road talking to people about the congestion charge. Iain told every one in the studio to give Zora a appluse because she is a very good news reader. At 7:59 Zora joined Iain and Edith to give us news about a boxer not fighting beacause of an upset stomach. .:CAPTION:. Picture of christian .A. bending over "" 2 cents and she sings""

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February 18, 2003

Helen one of the TEXT contestants was not in the studio today because she was feeling sick. Kieron was the 1st TEXT contestants to go. The Entertainment report graphics have been updated

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February 19, 2003

Edith said that she use to fancy Rollie from Eastenders

2x24 - show #194

February 20, 2003

From todays show viewers can text in with any comment they like! Kate the coffee girl was in Mindys studio in L.A to give her a RI:SE mug and also to tell her that she will be at the grammeys. Iain told us that he needed to burp. Iain said that Rik the paper boy is not allowed with in 100 YARDS of Edith because of the court order that was put on him. Dougie was in the local CD shop getting people views on who should win at tonight Brit Awards. Harvey told us that he can not be botherd to go to the Brtis tonight because his watching the football. Iain said that Zora was in tears this morning because no one text's her with notes of love so he ask every one to phone up and leave there number. The TEXT contestants had to model clothes they bought. Daniella was the next TEXT contestant to go. Iain said that in the break Edith could not stop talking.

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February 28, 2003

After a load of e-mails and 2 phone calls from production I was standing outside Charing Cross station waiting for a car to pick me up and bring me to the RI:SE studios. At 6:20 it arrived and a very nice car it was too! The car dropped me and my friend off in the car park of whitely shopping centre, we then followed the signs up to the studio where Sara one of the production team greeted us and showed us where to sign in. As we were waiting to be told where to go we were asked to wait in reception as was a very tired Dougie!! He spent a few minutes talking to the textecution contestants and then went off down the corridor. At about 6:40 we were taken in to a room were we got to have breakfast and read the daily papers, and then we had a practice on clapping. At 6:50 we were taken in to the studio and told where to sit, me and my mate got to sit around the big table near the video wall, Edith and Iain was already sitting in their chairs and started talking to members of the audience.

2x31 - show #201

March 3, 2003

Iain and Edith was asking viewers to text in there worst thing that had happen to them while they were driving. This week's TEXTECUTION contestants are Julia .B.,John,Stacey,Adam and Julia .R. Stacey said that she is so happy that Jade is on the show because shes just like her. Iain said that if you cover adams mouth up he looks likes Tom crusie. Edith was pleased that T.A.T.U are no longer number 1 in the UK music charts. Jade took the RI:SE driving test if she passed RI:SE would give 500 pounds to Comic Relief if she dont they wont. At 7:24 Dougie gave us hes sport report hmmmmmmmmm i can pick other person who would be very good doing this slot. HELLS BELLS At 7:28 Edith told us what was coming up on todays show. Jade was very lively dueing the show. Katie was at the video wall picking out voices that rob should perform. The 8:15 paper review was done at the sofa insted of the coffee bar. Iain said that Graham Norton is a 2 faced man.

2x32 - show #202

March 4, 2003

Iain and Edith was asking viewers to text in there best ways to make pancakes. Today the ""TODAY ON RI:SE"" graphic was shown at the start of the show insted of half way in. Iain said that pancake day was hes best time of the year. Julia one of the textecution contestants took a breath test to see if she was still drunk but she cut her lip on the glass and she started to bleed. Iain did an impression of George Michael. Edith said that she wanted Paul Ross the first one out of the celebrity Fame Academy. RI:SE had lots of FA gossip but Kevin would not answer to say if any think was true or false. Julia .R. was the first TEXT contestant to be voted off. Edith said that Popstar Darius Danesh should stop doing his Ali G impressions. 8:03 Mindy was back and Edith and Iain chatted to her about all the hollywood storys. June played the studio game ""Bed or Dead"" where she had a choice between two faces and pick one that she would love to go to bed with and one that she would love to kill. Iain s

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2x36 - show #206

March 10, 2003

Edith was telling us all morning about how cool being at the celebrity Fame Academy was last night. The ""Today On RI:SE"" graphics have now been updated. All of the money RI:SE and Channel4 earn out of TEXT'S will go to comic relief. This week's TEXTECUTION contestants are Kerrie,Ali,Adam,Lousie and Doug. Iain said that Lousie had a very sexy voice. Iain said he cannot read out a TEXT a viewer sent in because it was to rude to read out. Iain told Rik to cheer up and wave to the viewers. Down to queenway and Dougie was doing his sport report in the ART cafe which i have been to and it is very nice indeed. Edith said she was crying her eyes out in make-up this morning because she was watching last nights coldfeet. Edith said that they should give Dougie away as a prize for ""Text 2 Win"". Iain made Delta play the drums.

2x37 - show #207

March 11, 2003

Iain was warming Edith up by rubbing her. Iain said that ruby wax was very sexy. The ""Today On RI:SE"" graphics have been changed again. Edith did an impression of Billy off of Eastenders. In the entertainment report a mumber of people where haveing ago at Iain for being to skinney. Iain and Edith was in the office for the paper review, but then Iain started going into peoples draw and he found a work saw. Josh (SC) dyed his hair red after a viewers text in to dye his hair red. The TEXT contestants had to perform a line dance. Adam was the first one to go with 59% of the vote. It was Edith nan and grandads birthday. Iain perfromed a dance that was a mix of Hip Hop and Mime. Crossing over to Mel + Sue at 8:26 every one was laughing because to rabbits where shagging!!! the pets where there because Mel + Sue part of the show will be themed around a topic today it was ""Pet Problems""

2x38 - show #208

March 12, 2003

Dougie was presenting todays show with Iain because Edith had a day off. Iain said Zora was looking veryt summary. the textecution contestants have raised 260 pounds for C.R. Iain took over the entertain,ment report. Iain and Dougie asked viewers to text in if they had seen a U.F.O Iain said that Menskie the human beat box looks like beppe from Eastenders. Iain and Dougie perfromed there very own beatbox dance. Kerry was the next contestant to go. Sandra had her hair re-styled by Dougies littel friend Muhammed.

2x39 - show #209

March 13, 2003

Edith was back today. Iain told Edith off for shouting during the news, he said it was great that they found that littel girl but should not have shouted ""GET IN!!!"" Iain said the audience were all wimps because they only watch Eastenders. Iain said he would pay Edith 50 pounds if she said nothing in the whole show. In the entertainment report RI:SE showed a clip of Geri Halliwell's new USA show called ""All American Girl"". Playboy's Victora Silvesledt said she really liked Iain. Iain did an impression of Harry Hill. Rik was off sick today so his stand by Fred steped in. RI:SE beatbox Menskie had a BEATBOX fight with Killer! Menskie biged up Zora. Mel + Sue was doing more dumb dares and they included Zora playing air guitar.

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March 24, 2003

Due To The Events In Iraq RI:SE Now Airs From 8:10 - 9:30 RI:SE's long titels are now played at the start of every show. Iain said the paper reviews will not be on the war (Zora will be covering that)but on all the weired and funny stroies inside the papers. Iain said that Rik (the paper boy) nick name is "" Horney Goat Wee"" and every night when Iain goes home he phones up Rik's mum and ask if ""Horney Goat Wee"" is playing out. If hes lucky Rik wont be playing out, but if he is its just bad luck. Mindy was live at the oscars after show party giveing us a full and indepth run down of the nights events. Ediths Entertainment Report coved the oscars as well. Edith told Iain to stop takeing the piss out of the crew and to stop throwing props at them. Edith did an impression or Alfred Hicthcock after it was revealed that he made the shortest oscar award speech lasting just over 1 secound. Fearn thank iain for telling all the people at home that she had a hole in her fishnets. Edith and Fearn s

2x47 - show #217

March 25, 2003

Due To The Events In Iraq RI:SE Now Airs From 8:10 - 9:00 The show started with Iain behide the coffee bar doing what he called his ""sexy lady"" pose. Iain,Edith and Rik was talking about sproof Alan Partridge doc that was on last night, Iain really liked it but Rik and Edith wasnt to keen. The ""Today On RI:SE"" graphics have yet again been updated to have a new spring feel to the show. Iain and Edith was fighting over what they thought of rapper Eminem. Iain said he was a load of rubbish Edith said he was great. TEXT 2 WIN was back today. Iain said that the studio was so hot that he might take off all his clothes, Edith said she wont be joining him. Dougie hosted a re-vamped version of ""Music Dougie Style"" it now has new graphics and involes 3 music people from POP,HIP HOP and ROCK and then the audience votes on what is the best new single out of all of them.

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March 26, 2003

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March 28, 2003

Coming back into the show at 8:28 RI:SE mocked the ""24"" split screen.

2x51 - show #221

March 31, 2003

Iain was so pleased that it was the first day of the britsh summer and it was so bright. But he said the best thing about was that all the women on the production crew were wearing nothing! Iain said he didnt do nothing for mothers day because he treats her everuy day of the year he wants a day off!! Edith said she would never be able to do a sex scene in a film because she would start laughing. Edith said her new name for the day was ""Littel Bow Peep"". David (BBC3's The Bachlor) had to pick a gril out of Katie,Alex and sophie to go on a breakfast date with him. RI:SE was one of the first shows in the U.K to show a clip of Maddonas new music video ""American Life"". Iain said that working on RI:SE is like a party.........sometimes not a good party but never the less it still is one. David chosse Alex to go on a date with him.

2x52 - show #222

April 1, 2003

The show started on an opening shot of Iain at the reception breakfast bar hovering up sugar. He then went dow the corridor do get Edith who was in the video editing room talking to the editor. Because its April fools day Iain and Edith played a joke on Dougie, while he doing his ""Music Dougie Style"" they are going to send 2 ""Police"" men to arrest him for filming with out a licence all in the name of comedy!! Edith thought a story about a dog scuba diveing was true. Iain has to whisper to kate because she was losing her voice. Edith found out how good she was at sufeing when she went on a computer game in the studio. Mindy got a cream pie in her face for april fools.