1x48 - Drunk Burnie

June 6, 2012

A tale of two Burnies. One sober, one drunk. Two men enter the ring, only one leaves.

1x49 - Ice Cream Comic Con

June 13, 2012

A collection of stories from New York Comic Con all revolving around ice cream. Watch as people mistake Barbara for Kara and we get some helpful sales advice from a former ice cream salesman.

1x50 - Attack of the Burnies

June 20, 2012

The grim reality of a world over run by Burnie's alternate personalities. Be afraid.

1x51 - That's Sway-cist

June 27, 2012

A story about Sway's experience visiting the old RT apartment office.

1x52 - Burnie and the Cup

July 4, 2012

1x53 - Anarchist Cooking with Burnie

July 11, 2012

A reminder of how stupid kids can be as well as the dangers of following instructions given to you on the internet.

1x54 - Hotdog Planes & "Pranks"

July 18, 2012

Jack explains the most efficient way to control an RC plane with an iPhone and a hot dog as well as Burnie revealing a nefarious plan to break Gus' mind.

1x55 - Co-Pilot Calamity

July 25, 2012

Geoff and Gus shows you how they would handle a disaster in the air if they were pilots.

1x56 - My Blue Eyes!

August 1, 2012

A dramatic recreation of a true nerd's worst nightmare....

1x57 - Lost Phone Karma

August 8, 2012

What happens to Burnie when he loses his cell phone in a cab as well as the instant karma Gavin gets for giving Burnie grief about his phone.

1x58 - Gus' Bathroom Encounter

August 15, 2012

Gus telling the story of being accosted by someone in a public bathroom.

1x59 - Gavin's Drunken Shenanigans

August 22, 2012

Burnie tells the story of what it is like trying to take care of a rowdy drunken Brit while on a business trip.

1x60 - Bad Luck Burnie

August 29, 2012

Burnie's failed attempt at chivalry on an airplane. Watch as he makes a fool of himself trying to help what he believes are star crossed lovers.

1x61 - OmniGus

September 5, 2012

Gus discusses having to get embarrassing medicines from a pharmacist, programs a robot for fun and takes a leg from a one legged man.

1x62 - Gavin's Dong Gong

September 12, 2012

Burnie finally crosses the line and upsets Gavin by kicking him in the butt at a urinal. Lets just say the result is Gavin makes some very familiar contact with the urinal wall. Gross.

1x63 - Drunk in the City

September 19, 2012

The story of Geoff and Gus being assholes laughing at someone who is too drunk to take care of themselves while Burnie and Kathleen try to help the idiot.

1x64 - Michael Gets Locked Out

September 26, 2012

Lindsay accidentally locks Michael out of his apartment. Watch Michael use all of his powers to try and get back into his own apartment.

1x65 - Burnie Tales

October 3, 2012

A collection of embarrassing stories told by Burnie.

1x66 - Gavin's Has Brain Problems

October 10, 2012

Stories of Gavin destroying his own brain. In part one of our adventure, Gavin forgets how to read and write, while in part two he goes blind for three days.

1x67 - When Kites Attack

October 17, 2012

A near fatal accident where Burnie's son almost inadvertently kills a man with a kite. I swear officer, it was an accident.

1x68 - Bets & Flirts

October 24, 2012

Gavin's love of making dumb bets, and Gavin's secret man crush at the Rooster Teeth office.

1x69 - Burnie's Sleeper Power

October 31, 2012

Matt's explaining the full power of Burnie's ability to fall asleep anywhere in an instant.

1x70 - More NYCC Stories

November 7, 2012

A continuation of stories from New York Comic Con.

1x71 - Raw Meat Lumps

November 14, 2012

1x72 - Doctor Free Pants Gavin

November 21, 2012

How great would Gavin be if he were a doctor (not very), and it also shows the ugly consequences of a Peggle celebration that goes a little too extreme.

1x73 - Gus Doesn't Wanna Go To Vegas

November 28, 2012

A classic tale of conflict between Burnie and Gus. Burnie wants to go to Vegas, but Gus does not. Who will win? Nobody, because in the end it was a stupid disagreement.

1x74 - Grapes, Calls & Storage

December 5, 2012

Find out what people's overall opinion is about grapes (positive), Burnie takes a phone call in a weird fashion, and finally Burnie talks about Tupperware.

1x75 - Ray's Photo Bomb

December 12, 2012

Ray is faced with an awkward photo op. Can he truly blend into any situation.

1x76 - Burnie's Drunk Touchdown

December 19, 2012

Burnie's recalling of the time he scored a touchdown at a college football game...despite the fact he wasn't on the team or sober.

1x77 - Miles' Strip Club Predicament

December 26, 2012

Miles' first experience ever in a strip club.

1x78 - Nice Carrot Sweat

January 2, 2013

Listen as Burnie rants about dropping vegetables and the five second rule. Gus demonstrates his shitty super power! Finally Michael tells everyone why he's skeptical of people who are nice in Texas.

1x79 - Miles' Daring Party Escape

January 9, 2013

Miles' panicked attempt to escape a party when the cops show up.

1x80 - For Whom the Bell Trolls

January 16, 2013

Marshall's secret doorbell.

1x81 - Geoff's Vespa Crash

January 23, 2013

The embarrassing story of how Geoff crashed a Vespa, then got insult added to injury.

1x82 - Donuts for Cake

January 30, 2013

Miles' miserable evening takes a turn for the better when his drunk friend steals a birthday cake.

1x83 - Plane Stories

February 6, 2013

RTAA #83 is a trilogy of plane-themed stories told by Geoff. Watch as Matt has trouble going through security, while Gus and Geoff question the integrity of their aircraft and have an awkward encounter with a pilot.

1x84 - Gus on Mars

February 13, 2013

Gus is taking a one-way trip to Mars just to spite Gavin, and what his life would be like on the Red Planet.

1x85 - Headphones & Peeing

February 20, 2013

RTAA #85 is the start of a futile saga wherein Gus tries to get Gavin to wear his headphones the right way, then Burnie gets a rude text, and Gus pees in public and almost lands on the registered sex offender list.

1x86 - Homeless Depot

February 27, 2013

In RTAA #86 we find Geoff having an awkward encounter with a person he assumed worked at Home Depot, Gus' anger over Gavin's headphones grows, and Marshall's stint of office-living comes to a morbid end.

1x87 - Gus' Rooftop Rat

March 6, 2013

RTAA #87 is about how a mysterious "crunking" noise coming from the wall baits Gus into an encounter with a rat living inside his house. Also, Gus tries to cope as the "backwards headphone plague" spreads to other members of the podcast.

1x88 - Big Noses & Little Sisters

March 13, 2013

RTAA #88 reveals the origins of Gavin's giant nose and the problems having a schnoz like his can cause when falling. Then, Kara messes up Gus' playtime in true little sister fashion.

1x89 - Gus Hates Interns

March 20, 2013

In RTAA #89, Gus has awkward encounters with Lindsay and Miles back when they were lowly interns and undeserving of his attention.

1x90 - Lucid Bear Dreams

March 27, 2013

We've got some Gavin-themed stories for you in RTAA #90! After realizing he's in a lucid dream, Gav gets a little carried away with his super powers. Then, Burnie tries to teach him how to survive a bear encounter.

1x91 - Dan vs. Food

April 3, 2013

RTAA #91 has Burnie and Gav retelling the tale of Dan 'the Man" Gruchy's difficulties understanding how menus work and the awkward restaurant interactions it creates.

1x92 - More Plane Stories

April 10, 2013

RTAA #92 takes off with two more plane stories, featuring an overly dramatic woman who won't settled for a gluten-full meal, and a plane with suspect mechanical integrity.

1x93 - Drunk Burnie Returns

April 17, 2013

Drunk Burnie returns in RTAA #93! This time, Burnie is at a PAX East party and has too much to drink, then proceeds to make false toasts at a company dinner, then later, takes it upon himself to kick people out of another party.

1x94 - Lost Not Found

April 24, 2013

RTAA #94 is all about losing shit. Burnie tells the story of Geoff allegedly losing a check two seconds after he handed to him, and how that trait reminds him of his son, who also loses stuff all the time.

1x95 - Stinky Fools

May 1, 2013

RTAA #95 has Burnie demonstrating the perfect way to diffuse the termination of an employee as he fires Gavin on April Fool's Day, Joel playing with his cardboard friends again, and Gus contemplating the stench of the past.

1x96 - Brandon Explains Magnets

May 8, 2013

In RTAA #95, Brandon explains to Gus how magnets work after a discussion about the iPhone's compass, and Gus plays along to see just how much Brandon actually doesn't know about science. Spoiler alert: it's a lot.

1x97 - Mean Squirrels & Blind People

May 15, 2013

In RTAA #97, Gus talks about a mean squirrel in his yard who used to bully him whenever he'd walk outside, and Miles ditches a blind homeless man in the middle of a conversation because he's a scumbag. Then Lindsay shares an awkward experience she had with a blind person as well.

1x99 - Famous Asteroid

May 29, 2013

In RTAA #99, Gus regales the crew with a tale from when he was dating Esther and she didn't believe him to be a real internet celebrity, and Burnie discovers the perfect way to destroy Joel's happiest moment. Audio from RT Podcast #215 and #216.

1x100 - The Podcast King

June 5, 2013

In the 100th RTAA, King Gus quests to find his misplaced crown before the podcast peons revolt.

1x101 - Gav's Creeper Parents

June 12, 2013

Like the animated adventure? Check out all of the Rooster Teeth Podcast here: http://bit.ly/slOoBo RTAA #101 is about Gav's Minecraft encounter with a couple of chummy creepers, whom he suspects may be his parents.

1x102 - Gus' Squirrelly Situation

June 19, 2013

The mean squirrel tormenting Gus' life returns in RTAA #102. This time, the squirrel acquires a special taste of Gus' nuts. No, not that kind of nut.

1x103 - More Burnie Tales

June 26, 2013

RTAA #103 is full of more stories from Burnie, including the time Jason pulled a prank on him in the middle of a filmmaking panel, more tortuous his older brother did to him, and an encounter with an asshole in Austin.

1x104 - Geoff vs. Porch

July 3, 2013

Geoff recalls fights from his past, specifically the time he tried to fight a man named Porch. That's right, his name was Porch.

1x105 - El Pizza Bandido

July 10, 2013

RTAA #105 is all about Ray's pizza treachery. Both he and Gavin order a pizza while watching a movie and when Ray mistakenly takes Gav's pizza thinking it's his, he refuses to admit it.

1x106 - Drunk Detective Miles

July 24, 2013

RTAA #106 is one of the stories from the gang's trip to Las Vegas.

1x107 - The Original LOLcats

July 31, 2013

Burnie ponders how future cultures will look back on contemporary society, leading him to wonder if ancient Egyptians really did revere cats, or if they also thought they were really funny.

1x108 - Gavin's Secret Admirer

August 7, 2013

Gavin tells a story of when the chef from a cooking show he was filming fell in love with him and he failed to pick up on the signs.

1x109 - Burnie Fights the Sun

August 14, 2013

Burnie tells a couple of stories, ranging from his highs and lows in fights, to another trick his cruel brother played on him, this time involving treasure and the sun.

1x110 - New Phone, Bad Store

August 21, 2013

RTAA Omnibus action! Burnie doesn't know what to do without his phone, Gus yells at Burnie because he doesn't know how to use his phone, and Miles got tired of dealing with people at his bad grocery store job.

1x111 - Kyle Becomes Wolverine

August 28, 2013

Miles tells the story of when Kyle got drunk on his 21st birthday, spat on the floor, and thought he was Wolverine.

1x112 - Body Switching & Buckets

September 4, 2013

Gavin and Geoff talk about what it would be like if they swapped bodies with celebrity couples, and Gav asks what the worst thing Geoff ever did to his mom as a kid.

1x113 - Barbara Pun-kelman, Jr.

September 11, 2013

Barbara is back and punnier than ever in this Animated Adventure. Watch as she delivers even more groan-enducing puns to the RT crew, with even Burnie joining in accidentally.