9x1 - Mind Blowing Magician

January 7, 2019

Trevor invites Geoff out to see a magician while in Vegas and its probably the best show he's ever seen. Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #140

9x2 - Wrong Name Right

January 14, 2019

Sometimes people can't quite think of the right words to describe things, but that leads to some funny situations! Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #143

9x3 - Chris' Great European Adventure - Part 1

January 21, 2019

Chris gets a little confused booking his European adventure after RTX London. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #496

9x4 - Chris' Great European Adventure - Part 2

January 28, 2019

Chris prepares for a night out in a Berlin sex club. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #496

9x5 - Chris' Great European Adventure - Part 3

February 4, 2019

Chris makes a special friend and pushes his limits in a Berlin sex club. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #496

9x6 - Divorce Court - Part 1

February 11, 2019

Blaine may be the reason for Jon's divorce, but how deep does the truth go? Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #492

9x7 - Divorce Court - Part 2

February 18, 2019

The story continues with Blaine's big debut in court as a straight friend of Jon's and nothing more. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #492

9x8 - Laxifish

February 25, 2019

Did you know fish can get constipated? Burnie and Ashley didn't and they have to try to save their fish from a poopy death. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #490

9x9 - Birthday Soup

March 4, 2019

Chris can be so sentimental sometimes. Who wouldn't cherish and save the puke they had at their 21st birthday party? Fortunately, Chris took it upon him self to make sure his friend had that opportunity! Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 510

9x10 - Siriously Accidental

March 11, 2019

Burnie gets trolled by Siri leading to a misunderstanding all the way over at Xbox. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 500

9x11 - Still More Plane Stories

March 18, 2019

You'd think the plane stories would end eventually, but the gang of Always Open still has some fresh ones for ya. Audio from: Always Open #79

9x12 - Andy Andy Yes Papa

March 25, 2019

Andy and Max play out a scene where Baby Andy killed his mom and immediately got hooked on hard core drugs. Audio from: On the Spot 128

9x13 - Gus Gets Some Sugar

April 1, 2019

Gus made the simple mistake of wanting a coke one night and got a confrontation he wasn't prepared for. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #500

9x14 - Big Red

April 8, 2019

Miles goes tribal and forgets how to function in society. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #493

9x15 - Dil-Do or Do Not

April 15, 2019

Blaine's sexual fantasy comes true when he discovers there is a huge market for Star Wars themed sex toys. Audio from Always Open: Still Open #61

9x16 - GusVsUSPS

April 22, 2019

Gus has really had it with all his lost packages, the USPS can't keep getting away with this. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #515

9x17 - FightClubCruise

April 29, 2019

Burnie has been made aware of a news story where a family cruise got a little wild when one group decided the boat belonged to them! Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #480

9x18 - Damien Does His Best

May 6, 2019

Miles and Kyle raise a child of their very own in their Sonic Adventure 2 playthrough and learn that tough love sometimes works? Audio from Backwardz Compatible #2, 3, and 5

9x19 - Vengeful Cats

May 13, 2019

Gavin explains Smee's weird habit every time Dan comes to visit, and Miles tells a cat story from the past. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #446

9x20 - Waiter Strikes Later

May 20, 2019

Kerry remembers a traumatizing moment from his past, but gets interrupted by Burnie who reveals a little too much about himself. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #493

9x21 - Power Pound Friends

May 27, 2019

Nick and Kirk are forced to come up with a smashing new movie idea. Audio from: On The Spot #129

9x22 - Peeing Private Ramsey

June 3, 2019

Geoff takes revenge by wizzing on things. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #491

9x23 - Barbara Punkelman 6

June 10, 2019

Barbara does what she does best! Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast and Always Open

9x24 - Burnie Sims

June 17, 2019

Burnie is sometimes hard to communicate with, so Gavin and Barb use Sims tactics to get him to focus. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #509

9x25 - Dirty Talk

June 24, 2019

Turns out Ashley is no good at dirty talk, much to Burnie's dismay. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #502

9x26 - Basco Tattoos

July 1, 2019

Dante Bosco has some feelings about having his face tattooed on people. The rest of the gang dream of who they'd get tattooed on themselves! Audio from: Fan Service #29

9x27 - Excuse-inal Support Animals

July 8, 2019

Not just dogs or cats, any animal should qualify as a support animal, right? Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #518

9x28 - Meanest Angriest Animal

July 15, 2019

Burnie, Gus, and Geoff reminisce about a long forgotten part of their lives. Shamus the cat brought terror to all of them. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #520

9x29 - Nuthin Like Huffin

July 22, 2019

Back in ancient times when Burnie and Geoff were kids, more than a few things were sniffed excessively. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #520

9x30 - Gameshow of Love

July 29, 2019

The cast of Always Open talks about being in love and gets motivated to find Yssa her true love. Audio from: Always Open # 84

9x31 - Whale Cops

August 5, 2019

How many whales does it take until someone calls the police? Audio: Rooster Teeth Podcast Post Show #514

9x32 - Moon Walker Isolation

August 12, 2019

What if a face hugger got a hold of Michael Jackson? Would the King of Pop be even more thrilling as an Alien hybrid? Audio from: Backwardz Compatible #13, 2015

9x34 - Boat Body Burnie

August 26, 2019

Burnie thinks he can swim the English Channel but gets told the many reasons he definitely could not. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #515

9x35 - Lindsay Holiday Rally

September 2, 2019

Lindsay tries to be THAT family member at a holiday party and it goes exactly how she wanted it to. Audio from: Always Open #11

9x36 - Gus vs. Amazon

September 9, 2019

Gus decides to mix things up with his Amazon shipment. Little does he know the convenience he seeks is further than he expected. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #525

9x37 - Blaine the Christmas Crasher

September 16, 2019

Blaine didn't have enough partying at the RT Christmas Bash, so he decided to crash other parties around town. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #523

9x38 - The Scarier Pigeon

September 23, 2019

Gus thinks a pigeon is following him around. He's probably imagining it........ or is he? Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast Post Show # 547

9x39 - Hawaiian Aloha

September 30, 2019

Burnie and Gavin have a battle in the bathroom right before the podcast. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 487

9x40 - Three Small Boars

October 7, 2019

Thanks to Wizards of the Coast for sponsoring this video. Learn more about Magic the Gathering’s Throne of Eldraine here: https://magic.wizards.com/en/products/throne-of-eldraine "Three Small Boars" is a tale of suspense and intrigue that is sure to give you a healthy fear of the unknown. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #563

9x41 - Grossest Insert

October 14, 2019

What's the nastiest thing that has ever entered your mouth? Gavin and Michael give us the gross details. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #345

9x42 - The Pickling Problem

October 21, 2019

What exactly is a dill pickle? You may or may not find out in this RTAA. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 522

9x43 - Lucid Selfies-Coffee Water

October 28, 2019

Gavin has trouble taking pictures in his dreams, while Gus goes on journey to get some terrible coffee. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 516 & 535

9x44 - Halloween Ball

November 4, 2019

The gang discusses what they'll be for Halloween, while Gus re-lives his decision from last year. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #345

9x45 - Bobbing for Sticks

November 11, 2019

Chris is dead and is in hell. His demon guide Clayton runs down the rules of how Chris could potentially earn his dick back. Audio from: Good Morning from Hell #1

9x46 - Burnie Burned

November 18, 2019

Burnie thinks he can get sunburned from a campfire. He definitely can't, but he tries to defend his case. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #527

9x47 - Hands On Mistake

November 25, 2019

Miles opens the door to a WORLD of germy problems. Audio from: Always Open # 91

9x48 - Napoleon's Complex

Clayton and Chris are given a tour of Napoleon Bonaparte's new apartment complex in hell. It's quite the sight. Audio from: Good Morning from Hell #1

9x49 - 3 Soups 2 Many

December 9, 2019

Chris eats some soup and makes a BIG deal about it. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 524

9x50 - Smith Squad

December 16, 2019

Miles and Kerry have an idea for a movie starting every character Will Smith has ever played. Audio from: On the Spot: 100

9x51 - That's a Lotta Roaches

December 23, 2019

Some news of super cockroaches spurs an interesting conversation. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 524

9x52 - Chris Is Not Invited

December 30, 2019

Clayton and Stalin throw a party in Chris's house, but he's not allowed to attend. Audio from: Good Morning from Hell #5