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No Talent Guido
Samurai Pizza Cats - S1 - E30
Guido feels left out when Polly, Lucille, and even Speedy become music stars. But now it's up to him to save the city from Big Cheese's singing.
Samurai Pizza Cats: Season 1 - 54 Episode s
1x1 - Stop Dragon My Cat Around!
February 1, 1990
Speedy is serving a pizza to Lucille but then Guido pops up and steals the Pizza to deliver it Lucille. As they continue to reach their destination, they continuously steal the pizza from each other. When Speedy gives it to Lucille, Guido says that Lucille and he are in love, and the two get into a brawl. Lucille stops them by blow them up. Bad Bird sends out a giant, robotic dragon and it wreaks havoc on Little Tokyo. Speedy and Guido notices Ninja Crows inside the Dragon and they decide to defeat this machine before it demolishes every structure in the city.
1x2 - If You Knew Sushi Like I Know Sushi
September 4, 1990
Lucille's brother, a sushi-maker named Wally, is walking home with his eyes closed and is captured by the Ninja Crows.
1x3 - Underground, Underwater, Undercooked
September 5, 1990
On her way to the mall, Lucille notices that the subway train she is on is comandeered by Bird Bird and the Ninja Crows.
1x4 - The Great Golden Cluck
September 6, 1990
A flying demon emerges in Little Tokyo but is finally recognized as a giant gold chicken with Bad Bird as the pilot. He announces that his robot can tell the future and grant wishes - for a price.
1x5 - Let The Cellar Beware
September 7, 1990
There have been reports of strange noises in the palace, and a nightwatchman has been hired to investigate and discovers a giant bug and runs in terror. Meanwhille, Princess Vi decides to quit school as Speedy has a slight cold. The Council Members believe that there is a ghost amongst them while Princess Vi is excited and wants to meet this spirit. Working on his latest scheme, Cheese wants his minions to create a giant carousol that would spin Little Tokyo. When the workers are tired, they order pizza and Francine wonders why the group wants so many pizzas and discovers that it is the Big Cheese. The Pizza cats decide this is a chance to investigate the cellar of the palace. When Speedy rushes into the palace, he bumps into Princess Vi and the two discover a robotic bug and try to escape. The robotic bug continues to find and attack them and it is finally destroyed in a room full of machines, and exposes Big Cheese's plan with the carousol.
1x6 - Singing Samurai Sensai-tion
September 10, 1990
A man who calls himself Charlie Bird enters the Parlour, revealing he is a talent agent and thinks that Polly and Lucille could be big music stars.
1x7 - The Nuclear Potato
September 11, 1990
Bad Bird's robots are attacking the city but are disposed by the Pizza Cats. Cheese successfully has Emperor Fred let his friends dump their toxic potato peelings in Little Tokyo.
1x8 - Kind of a Drag
September 12, 1990
Big Cheese is embarrassed when walked in on, and he wants revenge.
1x9 - Double Trouble For Princess Vi
September 13, 1990
The Pizza Cats are busy preparing for the Little Tokyo Arts Festival. When Al Dente receives a message that Princess Vi is going to the festival disguised, he asks the Pizza Cats to protect her.
1x10 - Samurai Pizza Cats: The First 9 Episodes in 30 Minutes
September 14, 1990
A clip show with scenes from the first 9 episodes.
1x11 - Hot and Kold Kitties
September 17, 1990
A dark cloud fires a ray that freezes a bunch of kids solid in ice. Seconds later, it melts them, and then flies off, unnoticed. At the Pizza Parlour, a bunch of kids are pushing Professor Ohm's son. A fight commences between Speedy and the kids but are interrupted by Francine. The boy explains that his father is out late and that his dad invented a device that can increase the power of any machine.
1x12 - Candid Kitty
September 18, 1990
The Bad Guys gather in a movie theater to watch their past mistakes and look for the Pizza Cats' weakness.
1x13 - The Pizza Cats Are Only Human (1)
September 19, 1990
After discovering the Pizza Cats are solar powered the Big Cheese has a satellite launched that will block out the sun. The Pizza Cats try to stop the launch but come up against the Rude Noise.
1x14 - The Pizza Cats Are Only Human (2)
September 20, 1990
The Pizza Cats turn to Guru Lou in hopes that he can help them to defeat the Rude Noise.
1x15 - Those Transformin' Felines
September 21, 1990
The Pizza Cats have been getting a big reputation in Little Tokyo. The Big Cheese, now jealous, decides to build his reputation by sending a robot out to attack, but make the Big Cheese look like the hero instead of the Cats.
1x16 - The Case of the Bogus Billionaire
The Big Cheese gets a picture of a potato farmer who looks mysteriously like Emperor Fred. Al Dente then sends the Pizza Cats to find the nanny that raised the Emperor, in hopes that she can identify the true Emperor. However, Big Cheese knows of the plan and sends the Ninja Crows and the Rude Noise to get her first.
1x17 - The Big Cheese's I.Q. Corral
September 25, 1990
The Big Cheese is having scientists kidnapped to be forced to work on his secret weapon. Now the Ninja Crows are after Guru Lou.
1x18 - Field of Screwballs
September 26, 1990
The Bad Guys use a mind controlling robot on a popular baseball player Princess Vi has a crush on. To impress her, they challenge the Pizza Cats to a baseball game.
1x19 - Speedy's Double-Time Trick
September 27, 1990
Speedy makes a date with Lucille but he forgets that he also made a date with Polly to run some low level missions. He decides to zip back and forth between his engagements. Between dates he uncovers the Big Cheese's plan to attack Little Tokyo with a giant Hot Tub robot.
1x20 - Samurai Charm School
September 28, 1990
Polly decides she needs to be less temperamental so she goes to a model school, which is really a front for the Big Cheese's plan to hire some women warriors.
1x21 - Drummin' Up Trouble With a Big Bad Beat
October 1, 1990
Big Cheese builds a robot that can bang out a hypnotic drum beat, thus enslaving the town.
1x22 - Pizza Bird Delivers!
October 2, 1990
The Big Cheese is short on cash and can no longer afford to pay his minions. As a result, the Ninja Crows have to go find day jobs. Bad Bird takes a job at the Pizza Cat pizzeria.
1x23 - Big Cheese Shows His Filmy Substance
October 3, 1990
Princess Vi wants to make a movie so the Big Cheese, Guido and Speedy run an obstacle course which will determine the male lead.
1x24 - Son of Big Cheese
October 4, 1990
Francine is in love with a deer named Bucky, but her responsibilities with the Pizza Cats cause problems with the relationship.
1x25 - Gender Bender Butterflies!
October 5, 1990
Francine's date with a deer named Bucky is ruined when the Bad Guys release a swarm of butterflies that can make people act like the opposite gender.
1x26 - Pizza Cat Performance Review
October 8, 1990
Big Al isn't satisfied with the Pizza Cats' work, so he sends them to the suburbs, while the Rescue Team Cats take over the main shop.
1x27 - Cold and Crabby in Little Tokyo
October 9, 1990
Emperor Fred comes down with a bad cold. Big Al Dente summons the Pizza Cats to go to Mount Coochie to bring back the CooCoo bird which will restore Emperor Fred's insanity and cure his cold. But the Big Cheese also has a cold and he sends Bad Bird to get the CooCoo bird first.
1x28 - The Terror of Prisoner Island
October 10, 1990
There is a flaw in the palace. The Pizza Cats are sent to find the architect, who has been banished to an island by Princess Vi, but the Ninja Crows are after him too.
1x29 - Destructo Robots at Popular Prices
October 11, 1990
The Rude Noise spy on the Pizza Cats to try to find a way to beat them.
1x30 - No Talent Guido
October 12, 1990
Guido feels left out when Polly, Lucille, and even Speedy become music stars. But now it's up to him to save the city from Big Cheese's singing.
1x31 - All You Need is Love
October 15, 1990
Big Cheese decides to marry his way up, so the Bad Guys make a cupid robot to make Princess Vi fall in love with him, but things don't go as planned.
1x32 - Polly's Magical Flute
October 16, 1990
Big Cheese discovers a legend about a flute that can be used to find a treasure, so he collects all the flutes in the city, including Polly's.
1x33 - Close Encounters of the Pig Kind
October 17, 1990
Speedy befriends a pig from space, but this pig's appetite is out of control.
1x34 - Big Cheese's High Definition TV
October 18, 1990
After reviewing their previous encounters with the Pizza Cats, the Big Cheese decides to combine the features from previous robots into one.
1x35 - Pizza Delivery of Doom!
October 19, 1990
Spritz disappears while making a delivery to a lakeside village, where mysterious creatures have been frightening the locals.
1x36 - Youth is for Exploding
October 22, 1990
The city is in terrorized by a group of exploding robot teens. And to make things worse, Guru Lou is testing his new formula.
1x37 - Bad Bird Uncaged (1)
October 23, 1990
Bad Bird is back with powerful new weapons, and challenges Speedy to a battle. Can Speedy defeat him?
1x38 - Bad Bird Uncaged (2)
October 24, 1990
Speedy goes to Guru Lou to learn the secret of the Pizza Cats' power.
1x39 - A Mission in Manhattan
October 25, 1990
The Pizza Cats travel to meet the New York Pizza Cats. The Big Cheese also goes to New York for a crime conference.
1x40 - Unidentified Flying Oddballs
October 26, 1990
A flying saucer appears, and kidnaps Princess Vi. The Pizza Cats have to rescue her.
1x41 - Princess Vi's Hippy-Dippy Mom
October 29, 1990
Princess Vi's mother returns, and gives Vi a gem that the Big Cheese needs for his latest robot.
1x42 - A Wet & Wild Weekend
October 30, 1990
The Pizza Cats go to a spa to protect Emperor Fred and Princess Vi, but Big Cheese and the Ninja Crows are there too, trying to get some rest and relaxation.
1x43 - Kung Fu Kitty Contest
October 31, 1990
Princess Vi holds a martial arts fighting contest to see who is the top fighter in the city. The Pizza Cats, Lucille, Bad Bird and one of Big Cheese's robots are among the entrants into battle.
1x44 - Gone With the Ginzu
November 1, 1990
The bad guys steal the Speedy's magical Ginzu Sword and make a copy of it.
1x45 - A Little Bit'O Luck
November 2, 1990
Jerry and Bad Bird builds a robot that brings luck. It was supposed to be delivered to Big Cheese, but was lost to Speedy instead.
1x46 - Samurai Savings Time
November 5, 1990
The Big Cheese builds a robot that can travel through time. His plan is to travel back in time to stop the Pizza Cats from being formed.
1x47 - Phoney Baloney Cat
November 6, 1990
Big Cheese, Jerry, and Bad Bird dress up like the Pizza Cats to ruin the cats' reputations.
1x48 - The Cheese Who Stole Christmas
November 7, 1990
Big Cheese is having a bad Christmas, so he dress up like Santa and gives kids masks that won't come off.
1x49 - Emperor Fred Does Hard Time
November 8, 1990
Speedy gives Princess Vi's pizza to Emperor Fred, who ruins it. The Princess has a temper tantrum and banishes both of them.
1x50 - Quake, Rattle, & Roll
November 9, 1990
The Ninja Crows build an earthquake creating robot, which terrifies Speedy, and Big Cheese.
1x51 - The very best of Big Cheese's failures
November 12, 1990
A recap on the Big Cheese's greatest failures
1x52 - The Big Comet Caper (1)
November 13, 1990
In a last desperate act the Big Cheese diverts a comet towards Little Tokyo and blackmails the city.
1x53 - The Big Comet Caper (2)
February 5, 1991
Speedy and Bad Bird join forces to save the world from the comet.
1x54 - The Cats Cop Cartoon Careers
February 12, 1991
A look back at some of the character's best moments in the series.