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Life Is a Cabaret
Schitt's Creek - S5 - E14
It’s Opening Night for Cabaret,and Stevie is nowhere to be found. David tries to make a big announcement, but keeps getting overshadowed by the musical.
Schitt's Creek: Season 5 - 14 Episode s
5x1 - The Crowening
January 8, 2019
While Moira is in Bosnia filming the Crows movie that she hopes will revive her acting career, David attempts to take his relationship with Patrick to new heights.
5x2 - Love Letters
January 15, 2019
A sleep-deprived Moira worries about a stack of old love letters addressed to Johnny from another woman, while David and Stevie are held up at David's store.
5x3 - The Plant
January 22, 2019
Alexis and Johnny hatch a plan to impress a motel reviewer, while David and Patrick search for a new apartment.
5x4 - The Dress
January 29, 2019
Johnny finds himself under financial pressure with the arrival of Moira’s high-priced red carpet gown for the Crows movie premiere. David is conned into taking a road trip with Stevie.
5x5 - Housewarming
February 5, 2019
David and Patrick throw a housewarming party and Ted finally lets loose, while Johnny and Moira try their best to babysit Roland Jr. for the evening.
5x6 - Rock On!
February 12, 2019
Moira and the Jazzagals take Jocelyn out for a night at the casino, while Johnny tries to navigate an awkward conversation with Stevie about intimacy in the workplace.
5x7 - A Whisper of Desire
February 19, 2019
Johnny suspects that Ted’s mom is attracted to him, while Moira can’t resist getting involved in a local musical production.
5x8 - The Hospies
February 26, 2019
Johnny and Stevie attend the regional hospitality awards, while Moira does everything in her power to stop Alexis from auditioning for Cabaret.
5x9 - The M.V.P.
March 5, 2019
David agrees to sub in for the annual baseball game, and Moira runs a rehearsal that pushes Stevie over the edge.
5x10 - Roadkill
March 12, 2019
Johnny and Moira’s afternoon plans are interrupted when they accidentally hit a cat. David runs into an old colleague at the flea market whose new business bears a striking resemblance to Rose Apothecary.
5x11 - Meet the Parents
March 19, 2019
Patrick’s parents are in town for his surprise party, but the parents end up with an even bigger surprise, while Alexis drags Moira to a soap opera convention.
5x12 - The Roast
March 26, 2019
Johnny fills in for Moira at the annual Mayor’s Roast, as David distracts Moira from finding out that Stevie and Patrick have been taking private dance lessons.
5x13 - The Hike
April 2, 2019
Patrick tries to take David on a romantic hike, while Johnny has a health scare that sends everyone into a panic.
5x14 - Life Is a Cabaret
April 9, 2019
It’s Opening Night for Cabaret,and Stevie is nowhere to be found. David tries to make a big announcement, but keeps getting overshadowed by the musical.