Seinfeld: Season 3 - 23 Episode s
3x1 - The Note
September 18, 1991
Physical therapy proves painful as Jerry has a misunderstanding with his therapist; and he finds a way for insurance to cover treatment for Elaine and a paranoid George.
3x2 - The Truth
September 25, 1991
George's relationship with a former IRS worker eases Jerry's tax worries--until she becomes George's former relationship; Kramer sees too much of Elaine while seeing her roommate.
3x3 - The Pen
October 2, 1991
Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.
3x4 - The Dog
October 9, 1991
Jerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.
3x5 - The Library
October 16, 1991
A library cop says Jerry is 20 years overdue with a steamy novel.
3x6 - The Parking Garage
October 30, 1991
Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.
3x7 - The Cafe
November 6, 1991
While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner, Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer...well, nobody can help Kramer.
3x8 - The Tape
November 13, 1991
George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry.
3x9 - The Nose Job
November 20, 1991
Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty whose brain is a beaut.
3x10 - The Stranded
November 27, 1991
Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.
3x11 - The Alternate Side
December 4, 1991
Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.
3x12 - The Red Dot
December 11, 1991
An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.
3x13 - The Subway
January 8, 1992
A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped off about a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding.
3x14 - The Pez Dispenser
January 15, 1992
Kramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's outburst of laughter.
3x15 - The Suicide
January 29, 1992
A psychic warns George to cancel his vacation; Jerry is hit on by his neighbor's girl after the neighbor's suicide attempt; Elaine fasts.
3x16 - The Fix-Up
February 5, 1992
Jerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaine's friend--then wait nervously.
3x17 - The Boyfriend (1)
February 12, 1992
Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine.
3x18 - The Boyfriend (2)
February 12, 1992
Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez.
3x19 - The Limo
February 26, 1992
Jerry and George take a limo meant for another, whose agenda includes more than just getting in from the airport.
3x20 - The Good Samaritan
March 4, 1992
Jerry witnesses an accident--and is attracted to the victim and the perpetrator.
3x21 - The Letter
March 25, 1992
Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend, but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings.
3x22 - The Parking Space
April 22, 1992
George argues with a stranger over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment.
3x23 - The Keys
May 6, 1992
Kramer hits the road after a dispute over his use of his keys to Jerry's apartment.