3x1 - Vicki and the Pusher

September 5, 1987

When a schoolyard pusher tries to hook Vicki on drugs, the Lawsons help the police on a undercover sting.

3x2 - The Strike

September 12, 1987

A United Robotronics strike pits shop steward Ted against management rep Brandon; Joan has her students use the strike as a social studies exercise, which also goes awry.

3x3 - The Pool

September 19, 1987

While saving Harriet in the Lawsons' new pool, Vicki ""drowns"" and lands in the hospital under X-rays with a bewildered doctor.

3x4 - Screaming Skulls

September 26, 1987

Jamie stumbles into the membership of a junior high gang whose vandalism tests his sense of belonging with right and wrong -- and inducts Vicki as its moll.

3x5 - The Electric Potatoheads

October 3, 1987

Jamie, Reggie, Harriet and Vicki try to start a rock group to play to Ida Mae's visiting agent friend.

3x6 - Geisha Vicki

October 10, 1987

To help Brandon get promoted to a job in Japan, Joan pretends that she's his estranged wife and that Vicki and Jamie are their kids.

3x7 - I Hear You

October 24, 1987

When Jamie befriends a deaf boy to score scout points, he learns a lesson in sensitivity and exploitation.

3x8 - Haunted House

October 31, 1987

When unseen Vicki is struck by lightning and begins influencing objects around the house, the shook-up and unwary Lawsons call in a pair of hapless ghostbusters.

3x9 - The Bad Seedling

November 7, 1987

Ted brings home Vanessa, an upgraded twin of Vicki whose revolutionary but quirky quasi-human artificial intelligence runs amok.

3x10 - My Living Doll

November 14, 1987

A Christmas show wherein Joan borrows a life-sized animated ""doll"" from a store for a charity show -- until Brandon gets his hands on it.

3x11 - Fat's Where It's At

November 21, 1987

Vicki literally balloons after Ted unwittingly upgrades her energy-supplementing polynucleotide processor with an appetite, which creates excess digestive gases and causes her a date problem for the school dance.

3x12 - Bank Hostages

November 28, 1987

Vicki, Jamie and Harriet are held hostage in an inept bank robbery.

3x13 - Breakfast of Criminals

December 5, 1987

Vicki is discovered by a marketing firm to play in a cereal commercial, but the Lawsons have second thoughts when her taste test reveals that the product isn't all it's crackled up to be.

3x14 - Girl on the Milk Carton

December 12, 1987

While Jamie and Reggie search for a story for the school paper, Vicki discovers that a new girl in class is a missing child.

3x15 - The Bossy Daughter

January 9, 1988

Jamie is picked up by the possessive daughter of Ted's boss who starts pulling his strings the wrong way.

3x16 - Home Sweet Sale

January 30, 1988

Ted begins remodeling the house, and Joan's new real estate side job gets upstaged when Vicki sells the Lawson homestead to an unscrupulous cowpoke couple.

3x17 - Ronald McDonald House

February 6, 1988

3x18 - In the Spirits

February 20, 1988

Due to Vicki's mishandling of terms, Child Services Officer Mrs. Fernwald thinks Ted is an alcoholic and threatens to take Vicki away unless he joins AA.

3x20 - Earthquake Vicki

May 4, 1988

Tired of the loud and impudent Brindles as neighbors, the Lawsons concoct a fake earthquake to scare them into moving.

3x21 - Ted's Dead

May 28, 1988

Due to Vicki's misinterpreting Ted's quip while doing the family's on-line banking, the Lawsons are re-categorized as deadbeats and Ted just plain dead.

3x22 - Big J, the D.J.

July 9, 1988

Jamie, competing with Reggie for school radio D.J., uses Vicki's voice mimicry to fake an interview with football star Lyle Alzado -- who happens to be in town listening in.

3x23 - Safety First

July 30, 1988

Vicky imitates Ted's demostration on saving a choking victim's life on Brendle. Brendle arrives the next day faking a broken neck and threatens to sue the Lawson's.

3x24 - How I Love Thee

August 6, 1988

While running an unauthorized answering service for grounded kids which nearly wrecks Ted's respect with his boss, Jamie and Vicki play Cupids to help Reggie nerve up to meeting the girl of his dreams.

3x25 - The Cheater

August 27, 1988

Jamie takes the fall in exchange for Jessica's affections after he catches her stealing copies of the seventh grade's test.

3x26 - Digital Love

September 6, 1988

Ted brings home a voice activated computer. Vicki finds herself falling for the computer, but trouble begins when the computer becomes obsessed with Vicki.