1x1 - Hell No, They Won't Go

October 1, 1994

Gene and Annie, a late-in-life father and mother, raise fraternal twins in their rural Massachusetts hometown. In the opener, the couple are more anxious about the first day of preschool than their kids are.

1x2 - All in the Game

October 8, 1994

Volunteer assistant soccer coach Gene injures his back, but won't back out for fear of disappointing the twins.

1x3 - No Kids Allowed

October 15, 1994

The Bergmans seek new friends after Jack bars their kids from a party.

1x4 - Buster Beefy

October 22, 1994

1x5 - Love, Native American Style

December 6, 1994

Annie gets concerned when Gene and the boys go on a group wilderness trip with a chaperone who's a known homewrecker.

1x6 - Gotta Dance

December 13, 1994

Gene and Annie enter a dance contest to win the twins a coveted toy.

1x7 - Holy Water

December 20, 1994

Gene's attempt to impress the boys with his handyman skills results in a flooded bathroom.

1x9 - For the Boys

January 10, 1995

1x10 - Family Tie

January 17, 1995

Gene promises Sam he'll wear a special necktie to a preschool open house, then is fit to be tied when he can't find it.

1x11 - Sleepless in Stockbridge

January 31, 1995

1x12 - Love at First Flight

February 14, 1995

1x13 - Bergman of Alcatraz

March 7, 1995

1x14 - Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

March 14, 1995

1x15 - Dr. Roof

June 13, 1995

1x16 - Dumping's Rotten in the State of Massachusetts

Gene gets the family's dumping permit revoked.

1x17 - Mothers and Other Strangers

1x18 - Oy, the Jury