Mario Putzo's... The Last Dong

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Son of the Beach - S1 - E13

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Vinnie Fellachio returns to terrorizes the beach. Chip's sister, Ava Rommel visits him, and puts the moves on B.J.

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Son of the Beach: Season 1 - 13 Episode s

1x1 - With Sex You Get Eggroll
March 14, 2000
The Mayor wants Head Lifeguard Notch Johnson out of Malibu Adjacent, and she's recruited Kimberlee Clark to join his squad and get the low-down on him by wearing a mini-camera. She thinks that her work is done when Notch decides to bust enslaved girls from a whore house from the inside, by posing as a customer. If the slavers don't get Notch, the Mayor's video will. Or will Kimberlee help Notch to save the day?
1x2 - Silence of the Clams
March 21, 2000
A unpopular girl, doesn't have a date for ""Clamapolooza"" in a end party for the college students spring break. She starts to polute the beach to close this event.
1x3 - In the G-Hetto
March 28, 2000
When Jamaica is blackmailed into running drugs for a gangsta, Notch insists upon taking her place as the "mule". After all, who else can swallow 13 cocaine-filled condoms and then swim two miles? Also, Chip enters the Mr. Pec pageant. The Mayor's a judge, and she's got a guaranteed way for Chip to win.
1x4 - Love, Native American Style
April 4, 2000
Notch is distraught when his step-father, local Indian Chief Pokemon, passes on, and a local casino developer convinces the Kahonee Tribe to construct a casino on their land. Although the deal's crooked, Notch is no Indian giver, and he seeks a legal way to halt construction. Also, Chip's South American relatives need money, so Chip moonlights as a male stripper.
1x5 - Two Thongs Don't Make a Right
April 11, 2000
When Little Peter Gozinya disappears on the beach, Notch and the gang mobilize to find him. And also mobilize to repeal the Mayor's ban on thong bikinis. Which effort will prove successful?
1x6 - Fanny and the Professor
April 18, 2000
The Mayor with help from The Professor, plot to take over Notch's job and the beach with three beautiful robot lifeguards.
1x7 - Eat My Muffin
August 1, 2000
When BJ muffs a save, she goes into an identity crisis and ends up in the care of The Divine Rod, who runs a home for lost women. And runs a web-site where people pay to watch the women, and Rod, um, ""treating"" them. Under Notch's direction, Kimberlee infiltrates the cult and snatches it's secret: psychotropic-drug-laced bran muffins. Realizing that BJ is under someone else's control, the bran muffins move Notch into action. Meanwhile, the Tetherball Invitational Tournament is in town, and the Mayor's bet that the gang can win.
1x8 - Miso Honei
August 8, 2000
When the world's most dangerous tsunami, Miso Honei, is detected rushing at Malibu Adjacent, the Mayor senses a media event and tries to get Notch to surf it. He refuses until the Mayor grants a parole to the only other surfer capable of surviving the wave, Adolf Manson. Manson's bad boy image wows Malibu Adjacent's impressionable children. Will Notch jump on Miso Honei for the kids and ride it safely to shore? Also, Chip and B.J. fall in love and decide to quit the force.
1x9 - South of Her Border
August 15, 2000
When Notch and the girls travel to the South American nation of Humidor to stop a military coup, they end up in prison instead. The shackles aren't so bad, but the all-bean diet? Ai, ai, ai. Can they escape in time to stop the coup? While the others are gone, Chip runs a junior lifeguard program.
1x10 - Day of the Jackass
August 22, 2000
Malibu Adjacent is hosting a peace conference between China and Africa, and Notch has been banned from attending. That would be no problem, except Notch's old Army Secret Ops buddy, Captain ""Buck"" Enteneille has shown up and wants to go. It's even more of a problem when Notch sees him going anyway, with a sniper rifle. Can Notch stop Enteneille from ruining the conference, and still keep his friendship with Buck? Tune in. Also, Jamaica falls in love with an African prince.
1x11 - A Star Is Boned
August 29, 2000
The glamour of Hollywood is hitting the beaches of Malibu Adjacent: the fabulous stars, the adoring crowds, the death threats. Notch Johnson joins the case when actress Regina Streep is almost killed on his beach. Can Notch find the assailant before they grab Regina? Also, Jamaica runs a bachelor auction.
1x12 - Attack of the Cocktopuss
September 5, 2000
When the Cocktopuss sets shores on the beach, the mayor wants it as another wonder of the world. Chip sings for a rock band.
1x13 - Mario Putzo's... The Last Dong
September 12, 2000
Vinnie Fellachio returns to terrorizes the beach. Chip's sister, Ava Rommel visits him, and puts the moves on B.J.

Mario Putzo's... The Last Dong

Son of the Beach - S1 - E13

Son of the Beach: Season 1 - 13 Episode s

1x1 - With Sex You Get Eggroll

1x2 - Silence of the Clams

1x3 - In the G-Hetto

1x4 - Love, Native American Style

1x5 - Two Thongs Don't Make a Right

1x6 - Fanny and the Professor

1x7 - Eat My Muffin

1x8 - Miso Honei

1x9 - South of Her Border

1x10 - Day of the Jackass

1x11 - A Star Is Boned

1x12 - Attack of the Cocktopuss

1x13 - Mario Putzo's... The Last Dong

Son of the Beach: All seasons

S0: Specials

S1: Season 1

S2: Season 2

S3: Season 3