Christian Rock Hard

October 29, 2003

86.9%

South Park - S7 - E9

The boys have hit a crossroads with their band "Moop." Cartman wants the band to play Christian Rock, and leaves the band when Stan, Kyle, and Kenny don't agree. Before leaving, Cartman bets Kyle that he will get a platinum album with a Christian Rock band before "Moop" can.

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South Park: Season 7 - 15 Episode s

7x1 - Cancelled
March 19, 2003
The boys are at the bus stop and they seem to be reliving events that they went through 6 seasons earlier; that is Kyle "kicking the baby" his little brother Ike and Cartman talking about his strange dream, which the other boys identify as visitors. What's going on in South Park? Did the boys travel back in time, or is some sinister force at work?
7x2 - Krazy Kripples
March 26, 2003
Jimmy is tired of the entire town talking about how great that "butthole" Christopher Reeve is. Jimmy and Timmy decide the only real "crips" are those who were crippled from birth. They then decide to seek out a gang with similar feelings. It's safe to say Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are staying out of this one.
7x3 - Toilet Paper
April 2, 2003
The boys are given a detention due to their attitudes in art class. Cartman decides that they need to toilet paper (TP) the art teacher's house in revenge.
7x4 - I'm a Little Bit Country
April 9, 2003
After participating in a walk-out against the war in Iraq, Mr. Garrison tells the boys they have to write a report on the founding fathers. Cartman decides he's going to figure out a way to flashback to the past and learn all about history first hand.
7x5 - Fat Butt and Pancake Head
April 16, 2003
For a report on Cultural Diversity, Cartman chooses to do one on Latinos in the arts with the help of a Jennifer Lopez hand puppet. Later, at the mall, the puppet insists they make a music video, which launches the hand puppet's musical career. There's just one problem, the REAL J-Lo shows up to protest the hand's authenticity.
7x6 - Lil' Crime Stoppers
April 23, 2003
The boys are playing "junior detectives," and have to find a kidnapped doll. After a daring rescue, they are taken back to Park County Police Headquarters. Upon their arrival, the Chief makes them "real" junior detectives and gives them their first assignment: breaking up a meth lab. The boys soon learn being real detectives isn't as fun as they thought.
7x7 - Red Man's Greed
April 30, 2003
The owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino have decided to buy out the town of South Park in order to create a super-highway from Denver to their Casino. The townfolk only have one night to make ,000. So they head to the casino...
7x8 - South Park is Gay
October 22, 2003
The metrosexual fad has hit South Park thanks to the "Queer Eye Guys," and all the men in town are affected, except for Kyle and his Dad. Stan, Kenny, and Cartman give Kyle a makeover, and Gerald isn't far behind. Soon the women of South Park grow tired of the fad, as does Mr. Garrison.
7x9 - Christian Rock Hard
October 29, 2003
The boys have hit a crossroads with their band "Moop." Cartman wants the band to play Christian Rock, and leaves the band when Stan, Kyle, and Kenny don't agree. Before leaving, Cartman bets Kyle that he will get a platinum album with a Christian Rock band before "Moop" can.
7x10 - Grey Dawn
November 5, 2003
Due to a rise in deaths due to senior citizens behind the wheel, the State of Colorado has revoked all the driver licenses of senior citizens. Soon after, the AARP shows up to fight for the rights of their comrades.
7x11 - Casa Bonita
November 12, 2003
Kyle is going to Casa Bonita for his birthday, but he can only bring three friends. He chooses Stan, Kenny, and Butters. Cartman, outraged by not being chosen, comes up with a plan to take Butters out of the picture.
7x12 - All About Mormons
November 19, 2003
A new student, Gary Harrison, joins the 4th grade. Gary is a Mormon from Utah. The children decide he needs to get his ass kicked, and they choose Stan to do it. After an awkward exchange of words, Stan is invited to Gary's house, where he learns all about Mormons.
7x13 - Butt Out
December 3, 2003
After seeing an auditorium presentation on the dangers of smoking (and in some ways, not smoking), the boys light up behind the school and are soon caught in the middle of Rob Reiner's Anti-Tobacco campaign.
7x14 - Raisins
December 10, 2003
In an effort to find some closure in breaking up with Wendy, the boys take Stan to Raisins (a junior Hooters) so he can forget about her. Meanwhile, a trip to Raisins does big things for Butters, as he falls in love with a waitress.
7x15 - It's Christmas in Canada
December 17, 2003
When Ike is claimed by his Canadian birth parents, the boys set out to gain an audience with the Canadian Prime Minister. Meanwhile, Cartman's biggest concern is that the boys don't spend all of Christmas in Canada.

7x1 - Cancelled

7x2 - Krazy Kripples

7x3 - Toilet Paper

7x4 - I'm a Little Bit Country

7x5 - Fat Butt and Pancake Head

7x6 - Lil' Crime Stoppers

7x7 - Red Man's Greed

7x8 - South Park is Gay

7x9 - Christian Rock Hard

7x10 - Grey Dawn

7x11 - Casa Bonita

7x12 - All About Mormons

7x13 - Butt Out

7x14 - Raisins

7x15 - It's Christmas in Canada

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