Spooner's Patch: Season 3 - 7 Episode s
3x1 - The Big Match
April 15, 1982
Daily mundanities and a vanload of drunken Scotsmen conspire to keep Spooner from watching a key football match.
3x2 - The Lock-Up
April 22, 1982
Taking a thrashing from Bulsover during a self-defence lesson that he foolishly instigated, Spooner starts fiddling with a pair of hand cuffs...
3x3 - Finders, Keepers...!
April 29, 1982
Bulsover finds a locked briefcase whilst cleaning out a squad car. They find out it's full of jewellery, but who does it belong to?
3x4 - The Sting
May 6, 1982
Spooner is seduced by the bright lights of showbiz when a producer asks for his help in the making of a new film.
3x5 - Suffer The Little Children
May 13, 1982
Spooner meets his match when a young boy turns up at the police station on his mother's orders.
3x6 - Vote, Mrs. Cantaford
May 20, 1982
Mrs. Cantaford tries to curtail Spooner's despotic activities by running for councillor on a "get rid of filth" ticket.
3x7 - Police Intelligence
August 24, 1982
Extreme bordedom drives everyone to distraction and forces Spooner to fear for Bulsover's sanity.