2x1 - The Rose

February 12, 1983

Diana enlists Cooper for moral support when the teacher she politely rebuffs makes the same romantic overtures to her best friend.

2x3 - Take This Job and Shove It

February 26, 1983

With each convinced the other's job is easier, Diana and Cooper agree to switch duties for a week.

2x4 - Praise the Lord, and Pasta Ammunition

March 5, 1983

A student-council representative takes advantage of a cafeteria-workers strike after Cooper refuses to meet with him.

2x5 - Rex, the Wonder Husband

March 12, 1983

Once a charming con man, Diana's ex-husband proves he's changed his shady ways.

2x6 - Teacher's Pet

March 19, 1983

Michael finds himself attracted to a new student, but Diana learns that she's not in school for academics.

2x7 - Take the Money and Run

April 2, 1983

Diana is left holding the ticket when a teacher has a fatal heart attack upon learning he's won ,000 in the state lottery.

2x8 - Otherwise Engaged

April 9, 1983

Shari starts sporting a big diamond ring following Cooper's refusal to buy her a simple bracelet.

2x9 - Beetlemania

April 16, 1983

To protest the cancellation of their class, auto-shop students assemble Cooper's car in the teachers' lounge.

2x10 - Leather and Lace

April 23, 1983

A whirlwind romance blows into a storm when Diana learns the truth about her new beau's occupation.

2x11 - It's My Party, and I'll Cry If I Want To

April 30, 1983

Diana's party to announce a surprise award to the faculty results in more surprises than she planned.

2x12 - Dead Mice Don't Wear Plaid

May 7, 1983

Michael thinks he's made a major scientific discovery after Sam exchanges a live rat for the laboratory rat that died while in Diana's care.

2x13 - Loss of Innocence

May 14, 1983

Acute paranoia replaces Sam's usual vivaciousness after she's mugged while working late at school.

2x14 - Episode 14