0x1 - Valentine's Day Massacre

February 10, 1991

Big Pete accidentally kills the school mascot, the Squid, and only the Petes and Ellen know. But when a hooligan named Open Face wants dirt on Big Pete, he gets cozy with Ellen hoping to extract the vital info.

0x2 - Space, Geeks, and Johnny Unitas

June 2, 1991

Ellen and Big Pete are stuck doing reports on different topics for their end of the year projects in science class. When Ellen has trouble finding an alien for her project, the school geek might be able to provide the answers to her questions.

0x3 - X-Mas Eve

January 1, 1992

It's Christmas time, and Little Pete gets the same gift that he got last year- a fish wrapped up in paper. Little Pete and Big Pete spy on dad on Christmas Eve. He opens his gift, a glow-in-the-dark discus, in secret and plays with it for hours.

0x4 - Christmas

September 8, 1991

The Petes and Ellen go caroling, with Little Pete using a bullhorn.

0x5 - New Year's Pete

January 1, 1993

Little Pete doesn't understand the thrill of celebrating New Year's Eve. He becomes a crossing guard, but he loses all of the regular crossing guards trust when he charges people to cross the street. After he sees how lonely the crossing guard is, never being able to celebrate New Year's Eve, he decides to make a celebration for the two of them.

0x6 - Revenge of the Petes

Artie must save the Petes from the evil bully Hat Head.

0x7 - Pete-Less

While painting parts of the human body for a model, Ellen gets her feelings hurt after giving Pete a valentine. He says that the heart-shaped valentine is about the average size of an older, male baboon's heart. This causes her to go to Little Pete for advice.

0x8 - Crack the Whip

The Petes make the mistake of allowing Hathead to play Crack the Whip with them.

0x9 - Flossing

The first of several shorts in which the Petes use their new video camera, this time to catch Dad flossing.

0x10 - Licking

The Petes use their video camera to spy on Mom and Dad discussing Little Pete's habit of licking his desk at school.

0x11 - Dr. Pratt

The Petes set up their video camera to catch their neighbor, Dr. Pratt, spitting on their lawn.

0x12 - Artie

The Petes use their video camera to keep Artie under surveillance so as to discover his secrets.

0x13 - Car Ride

The Petes convince Dad to drive them to Czechoslovakia so they can use their video camera to spy on on the Soviets.

0x15 - The Burping Room

When Dad gets sick of Little Pete's constant burping, he builds Pete a special room in which to burp. He learns his lesson, but Big Pete still sees him collecting burps in a bag in the backyard.

0x16 - Route 34

Instead of getting a fun summer job, Big Pete ends up mowing the long stretch of grass that runs down Route 34.

0x17 - Halloween

The evil Hat Head is smashing all of the local pumpkins. Artie, the Strongest Man...In the World must put a stop to this!

0x18 - The Dot

Ellen prepares to be a dot for an upcoming band performance.

0x19 - The Big Race

Mr. Wrigley and Mr. Hickle get into an argument, causing them to duke it out in a race.

0x20 - The Punishment

Pete crosses the line with Dad after he decides to wax the lawn as a Father's Day gift.

0x21 - The Launch

Big Pete, Little Pete, and Ellen launch a rocket.

0x22 - Pete's Theory

Little Pete believes that the first man to swin the English Channel was Santa Claus. In an attempt to humor him, Mr. Wrigley dresses up like Santa Claus and plans to swim himself.

0x23 - Artie, the Strongest Man... in the World!

A short all about Artie, the Strongest Man...in the World and his poly-cotton blend outfit.

0x24 - X-Ray Man

After Little Pete stares at a lunar eclipse, Big Pete realizes that his brother has X-Ray vision. This becomes especially apparent when he catches Little Pete watching television outside of the house.

0x25 - The Artie Workout

Artie demonstrates the best way to get a good workout.

0x26 - StareMaster

Little Pete shows off all of his tricks for a staring contest. Afterwards, you get to go head to head with Little Pete.

0x27 - Hathead

The introduction of Hathead and how he got his nickname.

0x28 - Freeze Tag

Little Pete stays frozen after a night game of stocking freeze tag.

0x29 - What We Did On Our Summer Vacation

September 8, 1991

After the Petes and Ellen scare away Mr. Tastee, the ice cream man, they go on a search to bring him back to Wellsville.

0x30 - Apocalypse Pete

January 1, 1992

There's a neighborhood war between Mr. Wrigley and Ellen's dad, Mr. Hickle. They both try to get the best of each other by numerous pranks during their 'Great Prank War.' The war later ensues to a race between the Wrigley's station and a little Mr. Hickle doll driving a remote controlled car.

0x32 - Nona All This Month

A promo featuring Michelle Trachtenberg.

0x33 - What Would You Do For a Dollar?

February 9, 1991

Little Pete, Big Pete, Ellen, and another boy all play the game What Would You Do For a Dollar?. They also discuss about all of the things that Little Pete has done in the past for a buck.