2x1 - Show 1

April 4, 1996

Featuring weekly appearances by the Retrocops, plus a new game show Beat the Barber - win a prize or lose your hair. Today's guests include Lily Savage, Bob Holness, Katy Hill and Peter Simon. This show was taken off air and never re-broadcast due to upheld complaints by PCU & BSC on grounds of taste and decency & sex. Sexual references made to a Blue Peter presenter (remark and gesture). Jokes surrounding it were made in the next show, which aired a week later.

2x2 - Show 2

April 11, 1996

Regular features include the Retrocops and game show Beat the Barber. Today's guests are comedian Frank Carson and television presenters Jenny Powell, Katy Hill and Peter Simon.

2x3 - Show 3

April 18, 1996

Comedy show, hosted by Ant McPartlin and Declan Donnelly. Features include the Retrocops and game show Beat the Barber. Today's guests are actor Leslie Grantham and TV presenters Philippa Forrester and Carol Vorderman.

2x4 - Show 4

April 25, 1996

Comedy show, hosted by Ant McPartlin and Declan Donnelly. Today's guests are television presenters Cheryl Baker, Peter Simon and Katy Hill, and snooker player John Virgo, plus the forbidding "Crocodile Nail".

2x5 - Show 5

May 2, 1996

Today's guests are TV presenters Jenny Hull, Peter Simon and Katy Hill, plus actor John Pickard from 2 Point 4 Children.

2x6 - Show 6

May 9, 1996

2x7 - Show 7

May 16, 1996

Today's guests include actor John Altman and pop group Let Loose, plus television presenters Emma Lee and Peter Simon. This episode was originally to air on 9th May but was postponed to the week after.

2x8 - Show 8

May 23, 1996

Today, the paparazzi are on Ant's trail. Guests include weather presenter Sian Lloyd, actor John Pickard from 2 Point 4 Children, and TV presenters Jenny Hull, Peter Simon and Blue Peter's Katy Hill.