Mr. Know-It-All - How to Remove an Unwanted Guest From Your House -- And Make More Living Room
The Bullwinkle Show - S2 - E13
Bullwinkle shares his "expert" tips for dealing with an unwanted house guest, specifically a dog named Spot. His absurd solution involves using a can of "spot remover" to eliminate the dog from the house. As Bullwinkle demonstrates his outrageous methods, chaos ensues, leading to a series of comical blunders that highlight the ridiculousness of his approach. Ultimately, the segment showcases Bullwinkle's unique take on problem-solving, even if his methods leave much to be desired.
The Bullwinkle Show: Season 2 - 63 Episode s
2x1 - Rocky & Bullwinkle - Upsidaisium (1) - Upsidaisium
September 24, 1960
2x2 - Aesop and Son - The Hares and the Frog
September 24, 1960
Aesop tells the fable of the Hares who, frightened by a loud noise, gather to discuss their fear of the dangers around them. In their meeting, they encounter a Frog who jumps in to share his own perspective on fear and bravery. Aesop’s son questions the wisdom of the Hares' reaction, leading to a humorous discussion about how sometimes it’s better to confront fears rather than let them control you. The fable illustrates the importance of courage and the absurdity of letting fear dictate one's actions.
2x3 - Mr. Know-It-All - How to Remove a Mustache, Without Getting Any Lip
September 24, 1960
In this hilarious segment, Bullwinkle offers his "expert" advice on how to remove a mustache while avoiding any complications. His absurd methods range from using ridiculous gadgets to comically elaborate techniques that inevitably lead to chaos. Each attempt backfires, resulting in Bullwinkle ending up in sticky situations, proving that his methods are anything but effective and that humor often comes from the unexpected outcomes of his misguided tips.
2x4 - Dudley Do-Right - The Centaur
September 24, 1960
In this episode, Dudley Do-Right stumbles upon what he believes to be a mystical Centaur and excitedly decides to make it his new mount. However, his "Centaur" turns out to be a rather disgruntled horse with a unique set of circumstances, leading to a series of comedic misunderstandings and misadventures. As Dudley tries to ride and train his new companion, he unwittingly gets caught up in Snidely Whiplash's schemes, ultimately learning that appearances can be deceiving in his quest for justice.
2x5 - Rocky & Bullwinkle - Upsidaisium (2) - Big Bomb at Frostbite Falls or The Exploding Metropolis
September 24, 1960
2x6 - Rocky & Bullwinkle - Upsidaisium (3) - The Road to Ruin or Mine Over Matter
October 1, 1960
2x7 - Fractured Fairy Tales - Androcles and the Lion
October 1, 1960
In this humorous retelling, Androcles discovers that befriending a lion can be quite beneficial, especially when he unexpectedly finds himself thrown into a lion pit. Instead of a fearsome encounter, he recalls his previous act of kindness towards the lion, who remembers Androcles and offers him protection. The story takes a comical turn as Androcles navigates his predicament, highlighting the importance of friendship and compassion in the most unlikely situations.
2x8 - Mr. Know-It-All - Falling Asleep on the Job Can Lead to a Rude Awakening
October 1, 1960
In this entertaining segment, Bullwinkle shares his "insightful" advice about the dangers of dozing off at work. He illustrates the concept through a series of comedic mishaps, demonstrating how sleeping on the job can lead to unexpected and often chaotic consequences. From waking up to find himself in bizarre situations to inadvertently causing trouble for his coworkers, Bullwinkle’s humorous experiences serve as a lighthearted reminder of the importance of staying awake and alert, even when the job gets dull.
2x9 - Peabody's Improbable History - Louis Pasteur
October 1, 1960
In this whimsical episode, Peabody and Sherman travel back in time to meet the renowned scientist Louis Pasteur. However, they encounter a peculiar problem: Pasteur's cow has developed a case of amnesia and believes she is a chicken. Determined to help, Mr. Peabody devises a series of humorous experiments and remedies to restore the cow's memory. As they navigate the challenges of farm life, the episode highlights Pasteur's groundbreaking work in science while showcasing Peabody's cleverness and the lighthearted antics that ensue.
2x10 - Rocky & Bullwinkle - Upsidaisium (4) - Two Flying Ghosts or High Spirits
October 1, 1960
2x11 - Rocky & Bullwinkle - Upsidaisium (5) - Crash Drive or Oedipus Wrecks
October 8, 1960
2x12 - Fractured Fairy Tales - King Midas
October 8, 1960
In this comedic retelling, King Midas, the most miserly man alive, embarks on an advertising campaign to win the affection of his subjects. However, he imposes a mean tax on the people of his kingdom to fund his extravagant efforts. As Midas tries to buy popularity, his plan backfires spectacularly, leading to a series of humorous situations where the townsfolk cleverly outsmart him. The tale explores themes of greed and the folly of trying to win love through wealth.
2x13 - Mr. Know-It-All - How to Remove an Unwanted Guest From Your House -- And Make More Living Room
October 8, 1960
Bullwinkle shares his "expert" tips for dealing with an unwanted house guest, specifically a dog named Spot. His absurd solution involves using a can of "spot remover" to eliminate the dog from the house. As Bullwinkle demonstrates his outrageous methods, chaos ensues, leading to a series of comical blunders that highlight the ridiculousness of his approach. Ultimately, the segment showcases Bullwinkle's unique take on problem-solving, even if his methods leave much to be desired.
2x14 - Dudley Do-Right - Railroad Tracks
October 8, 1960
In this episode, Dudley Do-Right hatches a clever plan to capture his nemesis, Snidely Whiplash, by disguising himself as Nell. As Dudley attempts to fool Snidely, he finds himself in a series of comedic predicaments that test his resolve and ingenuity. The disguise leads to humorous misunderstandings and antics, ultimately culminating in Dudley's quest to thwart Snidely's latest scheme while maintaining his goofy charm and dedication to justice.
2x15 - Rocky & Bullwinkle - Upsidaisium (6) - Fender Benders or The Asphalt Bungle
October 8, 1960
2x16 - Rocky & Bullwinkle - Upsidaisium (7) - Burning Sands or The Big Hot Foot
October 15, 1960
2x17 - Aesop and Son - The Frogs and the Beaver
October 15, 1960
Aesop recounts the tale of the Frogs who wish for a king and are granted a beaver as their ruler. Initially excited, the Frogs soon find the beaver to be a rather unresponsive and lazy leader. As they complain about their new king, Aesop’s son questions the wisdom of their choice, leading to a humorous discussion about the consequences of wishing for something without considering what it truly entails. The fable delivers a playful lesson about leadership and the importance of being careful what you wish for.
2x18 - Mr. Know-It-All - How to Be a Star Reporter
October 15, 1960
In this episode, Bullwinkle is tasked by his editor to cover various stories around the city. However, Boris Badenov sets up a series of elaborate schemes that lead Bullwinkle into a world of comedic chaos. As Bullwinkle attempts to report on these stories, each one backfires spectacularly, resulting in more trouble than triumph. The segment highlights Bullwinkle's naive enthusiasm and Boris's cunning plans, making for a hilariously chaotic take on the life of a reporter.
2x19 - Peabody's Improbable History - Robin Hood
October 15, 1960
In this whimsical episode, Peabody and Sherman travel back to meet Robin Hood, who is suffering from amnesia and has forgotten his identity as the legendary outlaw. As Robin competes in a fixed archery competition against the scheming Prince John, Peabody must help him regain his memories and outsmart his rivals. Amid the antics of the competition, Peabody devises clever strategies to ensure Robin can reclaim his title as the true hero of Sherwood Forest, all while navigating the humorous twists of the fixed event.
2x20 - Rocky & Bullwinkle - Upsidaisium (8) - Death in the Desert or A Place in the Sun
October 15, 1960
2x21 - Rocky & Bullwinkle - Upsidaisium (9) - The Boy Bounders or Plane Punchy
October 22, 1960
2x22 - Fractured Fairy Tales - Little Red's Riding Hoods (aka Little Red Riding Hood)
October 22, 1960
In this clever retelling, Little Red Riding Hood is a savvy businesswoman who owns a fur shop and realizes she needs a wolf pelt for her collection. Meanwhile, the wolf is busy bringing goodies to Grandma's house, but in a twist on the classic tale, Red does the riding hood bit in reverse. As the story unfolds, the wolf's plans take an unexpected turn, leading him to enter the fur business for himself. The episode humorously subverts the traditional narrative, showcasing the wolf's entrepreneurial spirit and Red's resourcefulness.
2x23 - Mr. Know-It-All - How to Do Stunts in the Movies - Without Having the Usher Throw You Out
October 22, 1960
Bullwinkle shares his "expert" advice on performing movie stunts while avoiding ejection from the theater. His absurd methods include over-the-top actions and ridiculous props, leading to chaotic and hilarious situations as Bullwinkle tries to demonstrate stunts in the confines of the cinema. Despite his best intentions, Bullwinkle's antics attract unwanted attention from the ushers, resulting in a series of misadventures that highlight the silliness of his stunts and the challenge of being a "star" in a public space.
2x24 - Peabody's Improbable History - Robinson Crusoe
October 22, 1960
In this adventurous episode, Mr. Peabody and Sherman travel to the time of Robinson Crusoe, who is plotting to attack Friday’s island amidst an ongoing feud. However, both islands find themselves in jeopardy of being blown up due to their escalating conflict. As tensions rise, it’s up to Mr. Peabody to step in, devise a clever plan, and resolve the feud before disaster strikes. With his usual wit and ingenuity, Peabody navigates the chaos, ultimately teaching Crusoe and Friday the value of friendship and cooperation.
2x25 - Rocky & Bullwinkle - Upsidaisium (10) - A Peek at the Peak or Your Climb is my Climb
October 22, 1960
2x26 - Rocky & Bullwinkle - Upsidaisium (11) - You've Got a Secret or Out of Sight, Out of Mind
October 29, 1960
2x27 - Fractured Fairy Tales - Ugly Duckling
October 29, 1960
In a pond in the Middle West, an ugly duckling dreams of becoming a star. To achieve his goal, he undergoes a face lift that transforms him into a handsome swan. However, in his quest for beauty, he misses the chance to embrace and play an ugly role that could have showcased his true talent. The story comically explores themes of self-acceptance and the pitfalls of prioritizing appearance over authenticity, ultimately delivering a playful twist on the classic tale.
2x28 - Bullwinkle's Corner - Rockabye Baby (aka Rocky Bye Baby)
October 29, 1960
Bullwinkle recites the nursery rhyme Rockabye Baby, but with his signature comedic twist. As he narrates the story of the baby in the treetop, Bullwinkle's antics lead to a series of humorous interruptions and misunderstandings. The rhymes take on a lighthearted tone, with Bullwinkle adding his own charm and silliness to the classic lullaby, ultimately creating a delightful and entertaining rendition.
2x29 - Peabody's Improbable History - Ponce de Leon
October 29, 1960
Ponce de Leon discovers that his men have overdosed on water from the Fountain of Youth, transforming them all into helpless babies. Just as they face an impending enemy attack, Peabody must come up with a clever plan to restore the men to their original ages and fend off the attackers. The situation becomes increasingly chaotic and humorous as Peabody navigates the challenges of dealing with infant soldiers, all while teaching a lesson about the perils of seeking eternal youth.
2x30 - Rocky & Bullwinkle - Upsidaisium (12) - Boris and the Blade or Shiek Rattle and Roll
October 29, 1960
2x31 - Rocky & Bullwinkle - Upsidaisium (13) - Sourdough Squirrel or Hardrock Rocky
November 5, 1960
2x32 - Fractured Fairy Tales - Hansel & Gretel
November 5, 1960
The wicked witch casts a spell on Hansel, transforming him into an aardvark. It’s up to Gretel to save her brother, and she must wield her broomstick with plenty of "brooming" to reverse the spell. As she navigates the witch's lair, the story takes humorous twists, showcasing Gretel's resourcefulness and the absurdity of the situation as she works to bring Hansel back to his original form.
2x33 - Mr. Know-It-All - How to Run the Four Minute Mile - In Ten Seconds
November 5, 1960
Bullwinkle shares his "expert" advice on running a four-minute mile in just ten seconds. However, his plans go awry when he accidentally finds himself in an auto race instead. Through a series of comedic mishaps, Bullwinkle leverages his connection with the judge to secure an unexpected victory, showcasing his unique brand of humor and charm.
2x34 - Dudley Do-Right - Foreclosing Mortgages
November 5, 1960
Snidely Whiplash ruthlessly forces Canadian homeowners out into the cold, taking advantage of their financial troubles. Dudley Do-Right must step in to save the day, using his bumbling heroism to protect the homeowners and thwart Snidely's nefarious plans. As Dudley navigates the challenges of confronting Snidely and his schemes, hilarity ensues, highlighting his unwavering commitment to justice in the face of adversity.
2x35 - Rocky & Bullwinkle - Upsidaisium (14) - A Creep at the Switch or Sudden Pacific
November 5, 1960
2x36 - Rocky & Bullwinkle - Upsidaisium (15) - The Train on the Plane or The Overland Express
November 12, 1960
2x37 - Fractured Fairy Tales - Cinderella Returns
November 12, 1960
Cinderella forgets to return the shoes her fairy Godmother gave her by midnight, leading to a breach of her royal contract. As a result, she faces comical consequences when the royal court demands she return to fulfill her obligations. The story takes a humorous turn as Cinderella navigates the absurdity of the situation, highlighting the challenges of maintaining her royal status while dealing with the repercussions of her forgetfulness.
2x38 - Bullwinkle's Corner - The Village Blacksmith
November 12, 1960
Bullwinkle recites the classic poem "The Village Blacksmith," celebrating the hard work and dedication of the blacksmith in a charming village. As he narrates the story, Bullwinkle adds his own comedic flair, leading to humorous interruptions and misunderstandings that transform the heartfelt tale into a lighthearted adventure. Through his antics, Bullwinkle captures the essence of the blacksmith's craft while showcasing his unique style of storytelling.
2x39 - Peabody's Improbable History - John L. Sullivan
November 12, 1960
John L. Sullivan is struggling with a large mustache that hinders his ability to compete in an upcoming boxing match. As Peabody and Sherman step in to help, they must come up with a creative solution to manage Sullivan's mustache while ensuring he can still fight. The episode combines humor with clever antics as they navigate the challenges of boxing in a whimsical historical context, highlighting the importance of both sportsmanship and personal style.
2x40 - Rocky & Bullwinkle - Upsidaisium (16) - Danger in the Desert or Max Attacks
November 12, 1960
2x41 - Rocky & Bullwinkle - Upsidaisium (17) - The Missing Mountain or Peek-a-Boo Peak
November 19, 1960
2x42 - Aesop and Son - The Lion and the Aardvark
November 19, 1960
Aesop tells the tale of a Lion who encounters an Aardvark in the wild. Initially, the Lion sees the Aardvark as an easy target, but the clever Aardvark uses his wit to escape the Lion's grasp. Aesop’s son questions the moral of the story, leading to a humorous discussion about strength versus intelligence and how appearances can be deceiving. The fable highlights the importance of cleverness and quick thinking in overcoming seemingly insurmountable challenges.
2x43 - Mr. Know-It-All - Wouldn't a Trophy Look Good Over Your Fireplace - Or How to Get a Head
November 19, 1960
Bullwinkle shares his "expert" tips on how to acquire a trophy, specifically a mounted head, to display proudly over the fireplace. His outrageous methods involve comical hunting techniques and outlandish schemes, leading to a series of blunders that showcase his signature brand of humor. Despite his misguided attempts, the episode delivers laughs as Bullwinkle navigates the absurdities of trophy hunting and home decor.
2x44 - Peabody's Improbable History - Leonardo Da Vinci
November 19, 1960
When the Mona Lisa develops a toothache, she struggles to smile for Leonardo Da Vinci’s famous painting. Peabody and Sherman step in to help, trying various remedies to ease her discomfort and restore her iconic smile. As they navigate the quirks of dental care in the Renaissance, the episode humorously explores the challenges of artistry and the importance of capturing the perfect expression, all while showcasing Peabody's clever solutions to historical dilemmas.
2x45 - Rocky & Bullwinkle - Upsidaisium (18) - Go Down Mooses or The Fall Guy
November 19, 1960
2x46 - Rocky & Bullwinkle - Upsidaisium (19) - Rocky and the Rock or Braver and Boulder
November 26, 1960
2x47 - Aesop and Son - The Jack Rabbits and the Mule
November 26, 1960
Aesop tells the story of a group of jack rabbits who are known for their speed and agility. They boast about their abilities until they encounter a slow but steady mule. Underestimating the mule, the rabbits challenge him to a race, confident in their victory. However, the mule's persistence and determination lead to an unexpected outcome. Aesop’s son questions the moral, prompting a humorous discussion about overconfidence and the value of perseverance. The fable highlights that speed isn't everything, and sometimes steady effort wins the day.
2x48 - Bullwinkle's Corner - The Children's Hour: A Babysitters Guide
November 26, 1960
Bullwinkle finds himself tasked with babysitting a group of very bratty kids who are determined to wreak havoc. As he barricades himself against their mischievous antics, Bullwinkle hilariously tries to maintain order while dealing with their relentless energy. The segment captures the chaos of babysitting as Bullwinkle navigates the challenges of keeping the kids entertained and out of trouble.
2x49 - Dudley Do-Right - Snidely Mounted Police
November 26, 1960
Snidely Whiplash sets up his own mounted police force, aiming to gain power and control over the town. With his typical deviousness, Snidely uses his new position to further his villainous plans, creating chaos and confusion among the townsfolk. Dudley Do-Right, ever the dedicated hero, must confront Snidely’s antics and restore order. Dudley navigates the challenges posed by Snidely’s force, showcasing his bumbling heroism and determination to protect the innocent.
2x50 - Rocky & Bullwinkle - Upsidaisium (20) - Mountain Mover or Boris Sneaks a Peak
November 26, 1960
2x51 - Rocky & Bullwinkle - Upsidaisium (21) - Bullwinkle's Rise or This Goon For Higher
December 3, 1960
2x52 - Fractured Fairy Tales - The Goose and the Golden Egg
December 3, 1960
King Newton discovers the unfortunate reality that golden eggs are not always what they are cracked up to be. Initially thrilled with his newfound wealth from a goose that lays golden eggs, the King soon realizes that his obsession with riches leads to unexpected complications and disappointments. The story humorously explores themes of greed and the consequences of valuing material wealth over true happiness, showcasing the absurdity of King Newton’s situation as he learns a valuable lesson about contentment.
2x53 - Mr. Know-It-All - How to Be a Barber or Ten Ways to Clip Your Fellow Man
December 3, 1960
Bullwinkle shares his "expert" tips on becoming a barber, offering ten ridiculous methods for clipping hair. His outrageous techniques include using absurd tools and performing wildly impractical haircuts. As Bullwinkle demonstrates his methods, chaos ensues, leading to comical mishaps and unexpected results for his "clients."
2x54 - Peabody's Improbable History - Paul Revere
December 3, 1960
Paul Revere sets out to warn the colonists of the British coming, but finds himself sitting on a statue of a horse instead of riding one. As he tries to figure out how to complete his mission, Peabody and Sherman jump in to help him navigate the confusion. The episode humorously explores the historical ride while highlighting the mix-ups and misunderstandings that occur, ultimately emphasizing the importance of communication in times of urgency.
2x55 - Rocky & Bullwinkle - Upsidaisium (22) - Boris Bites Back or Rebel Without a Pause
December 3, 1960
2x56 - Rocky & Bullwinkle - Upsidaisium (23) - Bullwinkle at the Bottom or A Mish-Mash Moose
December 10, 1960
2x57 - Fractured Fairy Tales - Three Little Pigs
December 10, 1960
Te Wolf seeks a life of ease and decides to try marrying one of the three pigs instead of blowing their houses down. As he attempts to charm the pigs and win their affection, his plans are met with comical resistance. Each pig showcases their unique personality, leading to a series of amusing interactions that challenge the Wolf's intentions. The story twists the classic tale, highlighting themes of love, persistence, and the absurdity of the Wolf's new approach to the three little pigs.
2x58 - Bullwinkle's Corner - The Barefoot Boy
December 10, 1960
This short poem humorously tells the tale of a bear who embraces the carefree joys of life. With Bullwinkle's signature comedic style, the poem explores the adventures of the bear as he enjoys his time in the wild, showcasing his whimsical antics. The playful tone and lighthearted moments make it a delightful rendition, highlighting the simplicity and fun of being a bear in the great outdoors.
2x59 - Dudley Do-Right - Mother Love
December 10, 1960
Snidely Whiplash concocts a devious plan by sending a fake newspaper claiming to feature Dudley Do-Right's long-lost younger brother. This ruse leads Dudley to believe he has a sibling who needs his help. As Dudley tries to assist this "brother," he unwittingly walks into Snidely's trap, creating a series of comedic misunderstandings and heroic blunders. The episode showcases Dudley's earnestness and determination to do the right thing, even when faced with Snidely's cunning schemes.
2x60 - Rocky & Bullwinkle - Upsidaisium (24) - Double Trouble or The Moose Hangs High
December 10, 1960
2x61 - Rocky & Bullwinkle - Upsidaisium (25) - Jet Jockey Rocky or One Point Landing
December 17, 1960
2x62 - Aesop and Son - The Dog and the Shadow
December 17, 1960
Aesop narrates the fable of a dog who, while crossing a bridge with a piece of meat in his mouth, sees his reflection in the water and mistakenly believes it to be another dog with a bigger piece of meat. Greedy for more, he barks at the reflection, dropping his own piece of meat into the water. Aesop’s son questions the dog’s foolishness, leading to a humorous discussion about greed and the consequences of losing what you already have in pursuit of something that isn’t real. The fable teaches a valuable lesson about contentment and the pitfalls of envy.
2x63 - Mr. Know-It-All - How to Water-Ski or Five Steps to Easy Drowning
December 17, 1960
Bullwinkle shares his "expert" tips on how to water-ski, presenting five steps that quickly spiral into absurdity. His outrageous methods lead to comical mishaps as he tries to demonstrate each step, resulting in a series of humorous blunders that highlight the dangers of his advice. Bullwinkle fumbles his way through the process of the challenges of learning a new sport, ultimately proving that his techniques are far from effective.