1x1 - 101

September 19, 1992

Skits include a spoof of Designing Women (1986); an ad for Reebuk pump shoes; a music video for "Your Love Makes Me High" by Mariah Carey (Julie Brown); the adventures of Axl Rose and Slash's groupies; a send-up of Cops (1989) with an exterminator; a demonstration of the viewer-interactive InstaCom system; a trailer for "The Day the Pets Got Even," and the first installment of The Armed Family, which centers on a trigger-happy suburban clan.

1x2 - 102

September 26, 1992

The "Beverly Hills 90210" gang discusses social issues; a Stephen King spoof; parody of the show "Studs."

1x3 - 103

October 3, 1992

A Demi Moore parody; the making of Sports Illustrated.

1x4 - 104

October 10, 1992

Skits include a spoof of Wilson Phillips: Hold On (1990) and the group's appearance on MTV Rockumentary (1989); Midwesterner Barb takes a job at a phone sex hotline; various deformities are showcased on "Bad Plastic Surgery;" a teaser for "The Day the Pets Got Even Part 2: Cat Got My Tongue" is featured; an ad agency gets an account with the Pentagon; and the cast gets run over by a truck.

1x5 - 105

October 24, 1992

An accident victim receives a life-changing transplant from a baboon; a pair of groupies hide in rock stars luggage; the "Armed Family" takes an afternoon drive.

1x6 - 106

October 31, 1992

The Three Stooges are hired to perform an exorcism; housewife begins working at an escort service.

1x7 - 107

November 7, 1992

sweeps show, Who shot JR opening, Cracklin' Crotch, Hard News, at home critics, beauty parlor, Carol in Hawaii, maid hates man

1x8 - 108

November 21, 1992

opening vortex to Hell, man-hate group, hillbilly family, suicidal Princess Diana, Herman's Head, Lipo Snacks, What's in the Bowling Bags, Conspiracy Chat

1x9 - 109

November 28, 1992

opening cast hangings, kid cop interrogation, accident victim clinic, beauty parlor, Backlot Probe, aliens with William Shatner, murder court case, bad nurses

1x10 - 110

December 5, 1992

opening night vision mass shooting, dead I Love Lucy, 911 History William Shatner, Viva Glamor, Stephen King

1x11 - 111

December 19, 1992

no opening kills, Armed Family Christmas, female prisoners, CIA mole, Classic Arts, Bobbie Bando, sarcastic defendant

1x12 - 112

January 9, 1993

no opening mass kills, Goldie butts, video skanks, snuff Bloopers, the Judds, a complete waste of your time, Night Talk

1x13 - 113

February 7, 1993

opening Family Values explosion, MTV Madonna gyno-cam, Lamaze class, Backlot Probe Markie Post, Discovery kittens, troll date, Community Access girls

1x14 - 114

March 7, 1993

guest host Kathy Ireland, Julie Brown hates Kathy, Three Stooges protects Kathy, Joan Rivers and others give Kathy advice, home pregnancy test, Woody Allen Miasery, beauty parlor, silent movie hacks

1x15 - 115

March 7, 1993

House of Style Cindy Crawford tattoos Claudia Schiffer, Creative Crime Clinic, crazy hats, Woody and Mia, Love not meant to be Theater, Heart Mart, Andy the Exterminator, female Gladiators can't get men

1x16 - 116

March 28, 1993

opening The Edge impersonators, Suzanne Somers pitch-woman, troll Home Alone, Secrete strong enough for a man made for a woman, Love not meant to be Theater, Andy the Exterminator, Viva Glamor, How to tell a poison mushroom

1x17 - 117

April 11, 1993

opening Julie Brown apologizes to Delta Burke, How to Kiss, Heart Connection with Jessica Hahn, Warren Beatty Mid-Life Crisis Center, Nascar driver, Dr. Fear, hanging laundry, AP&P, Dr. Mom, fortune teller, guest player George Wendt

1x18 - 118

April 11, 1993