Chief Beef
The Hanna-Barbera New Cartoon Series - S1 - E108
Captain John Smith gets into a bad situation with an indian, so he calls Touche' Turtle to the rescue.
The Hanna-Barbera New Cartoon Series: Season 1 - 99 Episode s
1x58 - Snooper Snowzer
January 14, 1963
Wally escapes from the zoo to experience a swinging Saturday night in the town. Mr. Twiddles dispatches Snoozer, the alligator watchdog, to use all means necessary to fetch Wally.
1x59 - Horse and Waggin
January 14, 1963
Lippy and Hardy arrive at a ghost town and sees the only resident there is a ghost horse (who sounds like Mr. Jinks).
1x60 - Hex Marks the Spot
January 14, 1963
A sorcerer shrinks a king and he takes over the castle; Touché and Dum Dum try to get the sorcerer out the castle.
1x61 - Unconscious Conscience
January 21, 1963
Wally finds out that he has a good conscience and a bad conscience; The bad conscience causes him trouble while the good conscience keeps trying to warn him and keep him out of trouble.
1x62 - Baby Bottled
January 21, 1963
Lippy and Hardy land on a beanstalk and they encounter a giant's baby.
1x63 - Catch as Cat Can
January 21, 1963
Touché Turtle and Dum Dum come to the rescue when a mouse is picked on by a bullying cat.
1x64 - Gator-Baiter
January 28, 1963
Wally orders and builds a robot duplicate of himself from the mail and the robot duplicate creates trouble for him.
1x65 - Hard Luck Hardy
January 28, 1963
Lippy and Hardy join the Bungling Brothers' Circus, with Hardy becoming "Fearless Hardy, the World's Greatest Lion Tamer."
1x66 - Sea for Two
January 28, 1963
Touché and Dum Dum are challenged to a duel by the notorious pirate Jolly Roger.
1x67 - False Alarm
February 4, 1963
A bird makes a sound to warn Mr. Twiddle. "Fweep, Fweep, Fweep, fweep!" Most of the cartoon has Wally attempting to silence the bird. Every time Wally attempts escape the bird sounds the alarm.
1x68 - Snow Use
February 4, 1963
Ice fishers Lippy and Hardy deals and meets a fish-loving penguin and pesters them and keeps taking their fishes.
1x69 - High Goon
February 4, 1963
Loco Weed Willie, a western outlaw, plans to get even with Touché when he gets out of jail.
1x70 - Phantom Alligator
February 11, 1963
Wally escapes the zoo by using a jackhammer and hides out at a wealthy woman's mansion and scares her and her butler.
1x71 - Injun Trouble
February 11, 1963
In the west, Lippy and Hardy are potion sellers and they meet a Indian chief who demands them to make his chubby Indian daughter beautiful with a potion.
1x72 - Grandma Outlaw
February 11, 1963
Touché Turtle and Dum Dum must stop a bank robber masquerading as a grandmother.
1x73 - Puddle Hopper
February 18, 1963
Wally wants to give Mr. Twiddles' new scooter a try. His efforts lead to riotous chaos and havoc at the zoo!
1x74 - Mouse in the House
February 18, 1963
A man hires mouse exterminators Lippy and Hardy to get rid of a mouse at his home.
1x75 - Duel Control
February 18, 1963
Touché takes the Masked Avenger's place when he injures his leg to give money back to the poor from a money collector.
1x76 - Baby Chase
February 25, 1963
A tired delivery stork delivers a baby gorilla to the wrong zoo and the baby gorilla lands on Wally and the baby gorilla aggressively plays with him.
1x77 - Crazy Cat Capers
February 25, 1963
Lippy becomes a woman's pet and is brought to her home, then her hunter husband meets and tries to blast him.
1x78 - Rapid Rabbit
February 25, 1963
Touché Turtle and Dum Dum go up against a speed-moving, carrot-stealing rabbit who is raiding a farmer's garden.
1x79 - Gosh Zilla
March 4, 1963
Mr. Twiddle gives Wally some vitamin pills, but the pills actually make Wally grow to hundreds of feet tall! Wandering around town, Wally is taken for a prehistoric monster. Due to his resemblance to famous movie monsters, a Hollywood director is soon chasing after Wally with cameras!
1x80 - Phoney Pony
March 4, 1963
Lippy and Hardy are part of a costumed "horse" act on TV. Their misfortune leads them into a robbery, a horse race, and a chase by the cops.
1x81 - Thumb Hero
March 4, 1963
Touché Turtle and Dum Dum are called upon to solve a string of jewelry store robberies. All the evidence points to Tom Thumb! Or could it be Tom Crumb?
1x82 - Camera Shy Guy
March 11, 1963
Wally wanders from the zoo to get discover and stars in a jungle picture and gets thrashed around by a method actor in his part.
1x83 - Egg Experts
March 11, 1963
Lippy and Hardy want to eat a egg but a fox (who speaks like Groucho Marx) also wants it.
1x84 - Kat-Napped
March 11, 1963
A desperate canary asks for Touché's help in fending off a vicious cat. Touché's creative solution adds the perfect touch.
1x85 - Rebel Rabble
March 18, 1963
During springtime, Wally heads back to the Everglades where he meets a pretty southern lady alligator and the tough, southern gator (from the episode "Swamp Fever") and they vie to see who will court her.
1x86 - Rabbit Romeo
March 18, 1963
Lippy and Hardy meets a heartbroken rabbit who was dumped by his girlfriend.
1x87 - Romeo, Touché, and Juliet
March 18, 1963
William Shakespeare's classic tale gets a "mod" twist, with Romeo seeking Touché Turtle's help in getting Juliet's affections.
1x88 - No More Mower
March 25, 1963
Mr. Twiddle buys a new power mower and Wally pulls the lever on the handle and he accidentally takes off with it.
1x89 - Bird in the Hand
March 25, 1963
Lippy and Hardy take on the task of finding an extinct dodo bird on a faraway island. The dodo that they find exceeds all their expectations.
1x90 - The Big Bite
March 25, 1963
A mad scientist creates a giant mosquito, and it's up to Touché Turtle to do something about it. He battles the big skeeter, and his solution for victory provides a surprising conclusion.
1x91 - Knight Nut
April 1, 1963
A German scientist kidnaps Wally and takes him to his laboratory and sends him back in time to the middle ages where a knight mistakes him for a dragon he was going after.
1x92 - Legion Heirs
April 1, 1963
Lippy and Hardy are drafted as legion beaus to rescue the admiral's daughter from a very politically incorrect sheik.
1x93 - Flying Saucer Sorcerer
April 1, 1963
Touché and Dum Dum investigate a spaceship landing on Earth when a little Martian comes out and wants to explore the city, but he uses Touché's body to walk around.
1x94 - Ape Scrape
April 8, 1963
One of the zoo's apes looks to Wally for advice on how to escape. Wally's teachings create disaster at every turn.
1x95 - Hoots and Saddles
April 8, 1963
Lippy enters Hardy in Mild Bill's Rodeo to ride Blast Off, a wild, bronco-busting rodeo horse for 10 seconds to win ,000 dollars, but Hardy rides off with Blast Off and Lippy tries to stop and bring them back to the rodeo.
1x96 - Aladdin's Lampoon
April 8, 1963
Touché Turtle and Dum Dum help a young Aladdin.
1x97 - Gator-Imitator
April 15, 1963
A crook, Lefty Wright escapes from prison and dons an alligator costume, causing all kinds of problems for Wally.
1x98 - Monster Mix-Up
April 15, 1963
Lippy and Hardy take on the job of babysitting a young boy. This juvenile has his own laboratory in which he creates a secret potion- a potion that when drunk...
1x99 - Haunting License
April 15, 1963
Touché Turtle and Dum Dum are asked by a man who is about to inherit a castle to see if is haunted when a sword that comes to live pokes him and chases him out, but later they find out a realtor is behind the haunted sword bit.
1x100 - Safe at Home
April 22, 1963
Wally signs up to be on a baseball team called "The Florida Gators" when a baseball scout sees him throwing a rock at a father.
1x101 - Bye-Bye Fly-Guy
April 22, 1963
Lippy and Hardy stowaway on a plane when the pilot leaves them and they get stuck flying the plane.
1x102 - The Phoney Phantom
April 22, 1963
A fox disguises himself and takes eggs from a hen and the farmer calls Touché and Dum Dum to see about the situation.
1x103 - Balloon Buffoon
April 29, 1963
Twiddle lets Wally out of his cage on the Honor System. Of course, Wally tries to escape- this time he buys a batch of helium balloons and floats away! Following a few airborne misadventures, the Air Force is called out to confront the UFO.
1x104 - Wooden Nickels
April 29, 1963
Lippy and Hardy get money from a dog to eat out until they realize the money is from a counterfeiter.
1x105 - Touché's Last Stand
April 29, 1963
General George Custard is surrounded by Indians in the famous battle and he calls for Touche' Turtle.
1x106 - Rassle Dazzle
May 6, 1963
Wally signs up for a membership to a gym, and winds up in a professional wrestling match instead. His opponent is a Japanese Black Belt named Tokyo Rosa.
1x107 - Two for the Road
May 6, 1963
Lippy and Hardy compete against a man to drive trucks across the country.
1x108 - Chief Beef
May 6, 1963
Captain John Smith gets into a bad situation with an indian, so he calls Touche' Turtle to the rescue.
1x109 - Sea Sick Pals
May 13, 1963
When Mr. Twiddle goes on a vacation cruise, Wally gets locked in Twiddles' trunk by the moving man and winds up on the cruise with him for a brief while.
1x110 - King's X
May 13, 1963
Lippy and Hardy find themselves cast adrift on a faraway island, only to find Lippy greeted as the island's new king. Then he has to deal with a King Kong-type menace pestering the natives.
1x111 - Like Wild, Man
May 13, 1963
Touché comes to the aid of Robinson Crusoe, who's having problems with a most "wild" Man Friday! Crusoe utters lots of 1960s "hip" and "mod" language.
1x112 - Accidentally on Purpose
May 20, 1963
An insurance salesman tries to get Wally to buy. When accidents begin to happen, Wally reconsiders.
1x113 - Amusement Park Lark
May 20, 1963
Lippy and Hardy breaks into a amusement park.
1x114 - Dum de Dum Dum
May 20, 1963
Dum Dum is kidnapped by the dogcatcher, and Touché needs to rescue him.
1x115 - Whistle Stopper
May 27, 1963
Mr. Twiddle makes a whistle and it's too much for Wally to handle.
1x116 - T for Two
May 27, 1963
At a golf course, Lippy and Hardy are mistaken for caddies.
1x117 - Et Tu Touché?
May 27, 1963
In Rome, Touché and Dum Dum helps out a emperor being picked on by would-be emperors.
1x118 - Birthday Grievings
June 3, 1963
On Wally's birthday, he and Mr. Twiddle remember the times of Wally's childhood birthdays at the zoo and how he got Twiddle in all kinds of trouble.
1x119 - Tiny Troubles
June 3, 1963
Lippy and Hardy are stranded on the island of Lilliput where they are embroiled in the feuding of Lilliput and Silliput.
1x120 - Dragon Feat
June 3, 1963
Touché Turtle and Dum Dum have problems trying to bring a fire-breathing dragon to go to a bratty young prince's birthday.
1x121 - Medicine Avenue
June 10, 1963
Wally fakes being sick so he can take an ambulance out of the zoo, only to find himself in the hands of a crazy doctor (complete with German accent!) performing all sorts of painful tests.
1x122 - Flood for a Thought
June 10, 1963
When the duo are put out off a bus in the middle of the desert, they wander over to Green Acres, where there is nothing green about it and they encounter a rancher who needs and wants rain, so Lippy and Hardy attempts to make it rain.
1x123 - Red Riding Hoodlum
June 10, 1963
Touché and Dum Dum are asked by Red Riding Hood to take her basket full of goodies to her grandmother's house and protect her from the wolf.
1x124 - Marshall Wally
June 17, 1963
Our hero gets a visit from his fairy godmother. Wally wishes to become a Western lawman!
1x125 - Hocus Focus
June 17, 1963
Lippy and Hardy take jobs as camera men for "Strife Magazine" to snap a good picture, but they encounter a diamond thief and have trouble dealing with him.
1x126 - Dough Nuts
June 17, 1963
Touché Turtle and Dum Dum are up against a mad scientist and his robot.
1x127 - One Round Trip
June 24, 1963
Wally flees the zoo by using a inner-tube and his getaway in a baby carriage and rides off to a space shuttle where he gets blasted off in a rocket to a strange planet where two martians volunteer him to test their new experimental rocket and meets their leader who looks just like Wally himself.
1x128 - Shamrocked
June 24, 1963
Lippy and Hardy have a encounter with a leprechaun who's looking for a pot of gold.
1x129 - Save the Last Trance for Me
June 24, 1963
Villain Hypno-Harry plans to use hypnosis to make Touché Turtle his partner in crime. Their first heist: the Brooklyn Bridge. Next: the Empire State Building!
1x130 - Gopher Broke
July 1, 1963
Wally battles with a pesky gopher at at the zoo.
1x131 - Old Fuddy Duds
July 1, 1963
The duo get jobs as bodyguards for Old Man Rivers, a eccentric, wealthy old rancher who is in a wheelchair and fires his guns.
1x132 - Waterloo for Two
July 1, 1963
Napoleon calls for Touché Turtle during the historic battle with Wellington.
1x133 - Gladiator Gator
July 8, 1963
Wally takes a turn at joining the circus, only to find out that he's destined for a fight with a boxing kangaroo. Killer Kangaroo's previous opponents, a "ferocious" tiger, lion and ape, have been crossed off the fight card.
1x134 - Chow You Feelings
July 8, 1963
Lippy and Hardy go to an island and meet a Robinson Crusoe-like islander.
1x135 - Robin Hoodlum
July 8, 1963
Robin Hood asks Touché to fill in for him in Sherwood Forest while he goes on vacation. Needless to say, things don't go quite as planned.
1x136 - Bubble Trouble
July 15, 1963
A nearby farmer mistakes Wally for a space alien when Wally drifts by in a giant bubble.
1x137 - Easy Doesn't It
July 15, 1963
Lippy and Hardy are wandering in the desert when they encounter an old mine. They have to deal with the mine's watchdog and a bottle of nitroglycerine!
1x138 - The Shoe Must Go On
July 15, 1963
Touché Turtle and Dum Dum's new job is trying to help an old lady who lives in a shoe find her and her children another giant shoe for room and space; They go up a beanstalk and try to get one from a giant.
1x139 - Ice Charades
July 22, 1963
Wally decides to take up ice skating and finds himself smack dab in the middle of an ice show (with Mr. Twiddles).
1x140 - Drop Me a Lion
July 22, 1963
A man at a hospital wants Lippy and Hardy to do him a favor. He wants them to bring something to a gangster.
1x141 - Quack Hero
July 22, 1963
A new superhero called Dynamic Duck, cuts in on Touché's hero work and Touche feels he is no longer needed when there's danger, so he retires and Dum Dum joins Dynamic Duck.
1x142 - Creature Feature
July 29, 1963
Wally tries to sneak into a downtown science fiction/horror movie show, "The Creature From Planet Nix." Needless to say, things don't go quite as planned.
1x143 - Map Sap
July 29, 1963
Lippy and Hardy get a tip on some buried pirate treasure. It's buried under a city jail, so they do all that they can to get themselves arrested. Amusing moments abound as cartoon "heroes" set bad examples.
1x144 - Aliblabber and the Forty Thieves
July 29, 1963
Aliblabber sends for Touche to help him catch Ama Hoodlum and his thieves who are holed up in a cave.
1x145 - Squatter's Rights
August 5, 1963
Wally goes to a island and meets a short man there.
1x146 - Shark Shock
August 5, 1963
Lippy takes a job as a lifeguard at a beach. His first encounter is with a shark who's escaped from a nearby water act!
1x147 - Out of This Whirl
August 5, 1963
Touché and Dum Dum helps a TV radio broadcaster when he sees a martian flying in on his broadcast.
1x148 - The Big Drip
August 12, 1963
When a drippy pipe bothers Wally, he tries to fix it without calling a plumber to come by, but he makes things worse when he causes a major flood at the zoo.
1x149 - No Spooking Allowed
August 12, 1963
Lippy and Hardy are stagecoach drivers who have a rather frantic tussle with the Western outlaw The Ghost Rider.
1x150 - Hero on the Half Shell
August 12, 1963
Touché's young nephew, Teensy Turtle, comes to spend the weekend with him and Dum Dum, but while he spends the weekend with his uncle, Teensy wants to help Touché catch a escaped convict named "Moose".
1x151 - Gourmet Gator
August 19, 1963
Wally is tired of eating swamp grass at the zoo. He escapes to the classiest restaurant in town, only to run into a Russian chef with a temper (and some knives).
1x152 - Me-My-Mine
August 19, 1963
Lippy and Hardy buy a map to the Lost Dutchman Mine from a Native American salesman. Lippy and Hardy have struck it rich... or so they think!
1x153 - Tenderfoot Turtle
August 19, 1963
Touché and Dum Dum takes charge of a boy scout group in the forest.
1x154 - Carpet Bragger
August 26, 1963
A Southern alligator named Col. Zachary Gator makes his way to Wally's zoo. He tries everything to get rid of Wally in order to take his place.
1x155 - Together Mess
August 26, 1963
Lippy and Hardy become handcuffed together and try different ways to get the handcuffs off.
1x156 - Peace and Riot
August 26, 1963
Touché Turtle and Dum Dum try to go on vacation.