Emotional Can of Mommyworms
The Heart, She Holler - S2 - E7
After many lonely years, Hurlan finally gets to feel the cold touch of a mommy.
The Heart, She Holler: Season 2 - 14 Episode s
2x1 - Begend the Endginning
September 10, 2013
Witch sister'll win the Miss Heartshe crown: Hurshe or Hambrosia? Pageant judge Hurlan will try dying... or die trying!
2x2 - Proper Dental Care is MURDER
September 11, 2013
Hambrosia teaches Doc that death is a gift, but Doc exchanges it for a thinly veiled metaphor concerning the complexities of the abortion debate.
2x3 - The Blue Lonegoon
September 12, 2013
Sometimes you just gotta get away from it all, in order to destroy the entirety of civilization.
2x4 - The Telltale Butthole
September 13, 2013
The mind is a terrible thing. Viva Cerebroheims!
2x5 - Mu-Mu-Mu-Meat
September 16, 2013
When a henchbaby's guilt comes back to haunt the Holler, Hurlan must become a man - all over his gun.
2x6 - Pequiem for a Recker
September 17, 2013
Death plays doorbell ditch in Doc's crotch. Hurshe answers the ding dong.
2x7 - Emotional Can of Mommyworms
September 18, 2013
After many lonely years, Hurlan finally gets to feel the cold touch of a mommy.
2x8 - The DeArranged Marriage
September 19, 2013
Hurlan's tangled heart gets tied up in more twists than a bag of pretzel sticks when he hears the international grunt of love.
2x9 - Werelan
September 20, 2013
The whole of Heartshe gets bitten in the dog by the hot wolf of American sexceptionalism.
2x10 - Come Unity
September 23, 2013
A mysterious stranger shows Heartshe, the rock hard way, that humanity is a celestial continuum.
2x11 - Hambrain Jan
September 24, 2013
The only thing more brainless than a dumb guy is a dumb guy with a brain.
2x12 - Preverse Psychologism
September 25, 2013
yrotanalpxe-fles (Hold mirror up to this text, then to your own face. You have just confronted collective despair.)
2x13 - Gamebored
September 26, 2013
Destiny spelled sdrawkcab is Mee Maw.
2x14 - The Endginning
September 27, 2013
Good things only come to those who crawl desperately into living cadavers.