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Life Is Short, So Girls Should Kill
The Irresponsible Captain Tylor - S1 - E8
Harumi is ordered to take more drastic action in tackling Tylor. However, he captain is too occupied by the ship's beauty contest.
The Irresponsible Captain Tylor: Season 1 - 26 Episode s
1x1 - The Mysterious Irresponsible Man
January 25, 1993
Tylor joins the army due to his attitude about wanting an easy life with free food and lodging, after talking to the recruiter he is accepted. He then has an aptitude test with an AI system named Betty. Due to his charm, he destroys the AI system and the USPF believes it to be an enemy spy, allowing Tylor to join due to the coming war.
1x2 - Hey, Ho! The Happy Pensioned Life!
February 1, 1993
Doing an assignment completely carefree he enters into a hostage situation, meeting Admiral Hanner, Emi, Yumi, and Commander Star. Due to insane luck while the situation escalates by both, the terrorists activating a time bomb, and the UPSF arming their weapons on the building ready to fire, Tylor resolves the situation with only two injuries, and zero fatalities.
1x3 - The Ship Sets Sail, but Misgivings Remain
February 8, 1993
For his heroics in saving Admiral Hanner, Tylor finds himself promoted, and given the position of captain aboard the battleship Soyokaze. But little does realize the Soyokaze is just a dumping ground for undesirables, and it's just a plan on the part of his superiors to get him out of their hair.
1x4 - Enemy! Crisis! We Surrender!
February 15, 1993
The are heated battles between the Soyokaze's marines and their lone fighter pilot, so Tylor decides to try and solve the problem himself.
1x5 - Angel in White, Begins With an H
February 22, 1993
Harumi, the new nurse on the Soyokaze, is turning a lot of male heads, including the head of Captain Tylor.
1x6 - The Tail of the Lizard's Tail
March 1, 1993
Annoyed by Tylor's recent successes, Admirals Fuji and Mifune attempt to assassinate him by giving him a bomb inside a medal.
1x7 - A Gentleman's Word Is His Bond
March 8, 1993
Yuriko is becoming increasinly annoyed by the male crew and their lax attitude toward regulations. She attempt to sort out the problem, but is interrupted by an attack by the Raalgons.
1x8 - Life Is Short, So Girls Should Kill
March 15, 1993
Harumi is ordered to take more drastic action in tackling Tylor. However, he captain is too occupied by the ship's beauty contest.
1x9 - When You Wish Upon a Flower
March 22, 1993
Tylor and the rest of the crew have been demoted. The crew therefore plead to him to appeal the high command's decision in person before a set time.
1x10 - Mind's Eye, Half Blind, Headed For a Rough Ride
March 29, 1993
The ship's fighter pilot, Kojiro, who has a strong dislike of women, is forced to train twin sisters Emi and Yumi Hanner as pilots.
1x11 - In Demotion Does a Woman Bloom
April 5, 1993
Yuriko is still annoyed by the crew's refusal to stick with the ship's regulations, especially by Kim's attitudes towards uniform.
1x12 - The Day the Soyokaze Vanished
April 12, 1993
Everyone on the Soyokaze has heard the tales of how, years ago, a former captain of the Soyokaze and his crew went mad and commited suicide while patrolling the boondocks of space. Unfortunately, the Soyokaze just happens to be patrolling the same sector of space, on the same date, at almost the same time that the original incident occured! That can only mean one thing...
1x13 - Be Prepared, Be Smart, or Be Lucky
April 19, 1993
Raalgon admiral Donan returns to take his revenge on the Soyokaze. Tylor comes up with a plan to defeat him - sailing directly through the front lines.
1x14 - Equation of Kindness
April 26, 1993
Following their last battle, the crew of the Soyokaze face another battle with another Raalgon commander, Sia-Has.
1x15 - Shiny! Happy! (Deadly) Germs!
May 3, 1993
The Raalgon order Harumi to release an engineered virus to infect the entire crew. After it is released, it is revealed that the only way to get the cure is to hand over Tylor to the Raalgons.
1x16 - Strange Love
May 10, 1993
While held captive by the Raalgons, Tylor manages to escape and have a midnight feast. However, he unwittingly shares it with Empress Azalyn, leader of the Raalgon Empire. The two soon begin a relationship.
1x17 - The Unjust Dessert
May 17, 1993
Back at the UPSF base the Soyokaze crew learn that Tylor has not been successful in his appeal and is to be killed. They thus plan to escape quarantine and rescue the captain.
1x18 - A Place for Confessions
May 24, 1993
The Soyokaze crew are now on the run from UPSF as well as being under attack by the Raalgons, but are determined to rescue Tylor, who is currently working as Azalyn's pet.
1x19 - Sleeping Beauty
May 31, 1993
Tylor is injured. It is discovered that the Raalgons have implanted something in his brain and the only way to solve the problems is to synch up his brain waves with those of someone else. Yuriko volunteers, but Azalyn wants to help as well.
1x20 - Well Handled Solutions
June 7, 1993
Following his recovery the marines lend Tylor their most prize possession: a porn film. Meanwhile, Prime Minister Wang is planning a coup to make himself Emperor of the Raalgon Empire.
1x21 - Paco-Paco Junior!
June 14, 1993
Yuriko and Yamamoto want to treat Azalyn as a prisoner of war, while the Raalgons want her to be returned. Not keen on either idea, Azayln attempts to stay with Tylor by claiming she is pregnant with Tylor's child.
1x22 - Force of One
June 21, 1993
After Tylor decides to release Azayln, Fuji and Mifune decide to punish him by putting him to death by firing squad. The Soyokaze crew have to rescue him.
1x23 - The Longest Day in Space
June 28, 1993
The Raalgon are on the march towards the UPSF. Tylor however manages to come up with a solution to winning the war, without the Raalgons losing it, and without any bloodshed.
1x24 - Snap! Snap! Crackle! Snap!
July 5, 1993
Following his success Tylor is made captain of a new ship, the Aso. However, this means nothing to him after he learns that his most important ally, the retired Admiral Hanner, has died.
1x25 - My Way Is the Hard Way
July 12, 1993
While the crew of the Soyokaze are meant to be enjoying themselves, they learn that Tylor has gone missing. Yuriko also learns of something which might restart the war between the UPSF and the Raaglons.
1x26 - For His Was Genius No Rule Could Contain
July 19, 1993
With Tylor gone, the crew of the Soyokaze have gone their separate ways and Yamamoto has been made captain of the most powerful ship in the USPF fleet.