1x1 - Family Circus

September 19, 1998

Kate and Spencer are not enjoying their weekend with their parents. Advice from Leo's father helps him sort out their troubles to make their weekend fun.

1x2 - Survive

September 26, 1998

Leo takes his family out camping in Dirk Flannery's Sharkmobile, but get locked outside the car, forcing them to use some survival skills for a camp out.

1x3 - ...But Some of My Best Friends are Clowns

October 3, 1998

Leo's relaxation time is interrupted by the arrival of Lana's clown friends. Then Leo tries to convince his clown-hating neighbors to respect them.

1x4 - No Place Like Home

October 10, 1998

1x5 - Singin' in the Mane

October 17, 1998

A remark from Hank leads Leo to believe that he is starting to lose his mane with age. Spencer tries to convince Kate to help him join the school chorus, who are getting tickets to see his favorite rock band, Isaac Iceberg and the Titanics.

1x6 - The Poem

October 24, 1998

Kate must write the perfect poem to be the best and smartest student in the class, but she loses it accidentally after it turns out to be one of Spencer's songs, and Kate has to confess the truth about her missing poem.

1x7 - Greta Garbo Ears

October 31, 1998

1x8 - The Treehouse

November 7, 1998

1x9 - Brown Dog Day

November 14, 1998

1x10 - Leo's Diet

November 21, 1998

Leo must lose 10 pounds and remove a piece of his gray mane in order to prevent Leonardo Bartholomew, MGM's hottest actor, from taking his place for MGM's 75th anniversary gala.

1x11 - The Pony Show

November 28, 1998

1x12 - Don't Bug the Neighbors (1)

December 5, 1998

1x13 - Don't Bug the Neighbors (2)

December 5, 1998