1x1 - Steve Martin, Jeff Goldblum, Catherine O'Hara

January 6, 1984

1x2 - John Candy, Carrie Fisher, Paul Simon

January 13, 1984

Ruth Gordon and Orson Welles (VB, Candy) Why don't you check on the baby? (Fisher) Paul Simon performs Hearts and Bones Mountain Mike (DT, Simon, Candy) Time Truck (everyone) Andropov faking illness (everyone) Weekend Tonight (BH, DT, Candy as Pavarotti) Paul Simon debuts music video for Rene and Georgette Magritte with Their Dog after the War Roy's Food Repair (everyone)

1x4 - Raul Julia, Penny Marshall

February 3, 1984

1x5 - Randy & Dennis Quaid, Catherine O'Hara

February 10, 1984

1x6 - Steve Martin, Catherine O'Hara

February 17, 1984

Jim McKay at the Olympics (DT, VB) Steve Martin asks "What Kind of Guy Watches the New Show?" Couple seeing the doctor about "going unconscious" (DT, O'Hara, BH) Steve Martin as Italian gigolo (also with O'Hara) Cyndi Lauper performs New York Daily Bugle (Martin, O'Hara, BH, DT) Weekend Tonight (BH, DT, O'Hara as Julie Andrews, DT as Boy George) Problem with extras (everyone) New employee (DT, BH, Moynihan) Cyndi Lauper performs Film segment: "The Day Before"

1x7 - Best Of

February 24, 1984

1x8 - Candice Bergen, Steve Guttenberg

March 9, 1984

1x9 - Laraine Newman, John Candy

March 16, 1984

1x10 - Teri Garr

March 23, 1984