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- wSerie
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- The Panalysts
- Season 1
- Episode 14
Dan Brown's Sister Act II
The Panalysts - S1 - E14
Everyone wants to grow up and be a chief clam polisher.
The Panalysts: Season 1 - 39 Episode s
1x1 - Hovercraft Inheritance
April 26, 2018
This week on the Panalysts, our experts solve two very pressing questions. Is a hovercraft you can't drive better than a crap car you can drive? Also what is the best Christmas gift, in aggregate?
1x2 - Boutros Boutros Gary
May 3, 2018
This week the Panalysts tell you why Allen isn't a good name for a dog.
1x3 - Duck or Moustache
May 10, 2018
This week we decide what creations biggest mistake is, and the best manner to be cursed.
1x4 - Mars Bringer of Cake
May 18, 2018
The Panalysts come up with a way to improve children’s birthday parties.
1x5 - Welcome to Hell!
May 26, 2018
This week our Panalysts solve sea-predator employment issues and decide what the best form of eternal torment is.
1x6 - Noted Lich Paul Anka
May 31, 2018
This week the Panalysts decide which the better sweepstakes prize is, and also weigh in on trends in modern architecture.
1x7 - The Literal Queen
June 7, 2018
This week our Panalysts get hot under the collar while discussing the mortality of Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth the Second.
1x8 - Instant Coffee
June 14, 2018
This week our Panalysts must choose between the wishes granted by a crap genie, and a vacation of someone else's wildest dreams.
1x9 - A Goofy Situation
June 28, 2018
This week our Panalysts decide what they're willing to endure to protect the noble Scottish vole, and how much they like feta cheese.
1x10 - Nemesis
July 5, 2018
This week our panalysts get horny on main, fix the human body and choose the best animal nemesis.
1x11 - Forbidden Fruits
July 12, 2018
Look, Nobel Prizes just aren't that easy to get.
1x12 - Empty this Dog Please
July 19, 2018
This week our panalysts debate personal secretions, and the best way to help a friend in need.
1x13 - Ointments
July 26, 2018
This week our panalysts debate which is the best superpower, and what they are willing to do for a friend.
1x14 - Dan Brown's Sister Act II
August 4, 2018
Everyone wants to grow up and be a chief clam polisher.
1x15 - Freemasonry for Skids
August 9, 2018
This week our panalysts kit out their sick rides and decide what fashions to unearth for the discerning customers of 2018.
1x16 - Just Puffin Things
August 16, 2018
Time to train a ghost and count some puffins.
1x17 - Research and Jest
August 23, 2018
This week our Panalysts decide what is the most noble thing to spend lots of other people's money researching, and what garbage they want thrown down a well at them.
1x18 - UR Mommy
August 30, 2018
This week our Panalysts want to eat their mothers, get covered in caustic poo, and invent capitalism several centuries too soon.
1x19 - Lil Chippy
September 6, 2018
This week our Panalysts please their mothers, get excellent nicknames, and seek to snuff out all life in the universe by exploiting a technicality.
1x20 - The Embodiment of All Fears
September 13, 2018
This week our Panalysts decide how best to embody hopelessness in public art, plan for some radical wealth redistribution, and estimate how long it would take to have sex with their duplicates.
1x21 - Losing an Ear
September 24, 2018
This week our Panalysts discuss what it was like to grow up in Canada, the best activities for children's birthday parties, and how to shame a YouTuber.
1x22 - Going Ham
September 27, 2018
This week our Panalysts turn a curse into a gift, and a gift into a curse. Also Kathleen has trouble doing basic math.
1x23 - Pox or Pox
October 4, 2018
This week our Panalysts just have a chill discussion about how Serge is definitely going to die.
1x24 - Self Acceptance Edition
October 11, 2018
This week our Panalysts debate the merits of AU fanfic, and decide to preach some radical self acceptance in a desperate bid to get on Ellen.
1x25 - Get Comfortable With It
October 18, 2018
This week our Panalysts have figured out a way to improve milk.
1x26 - Seasonal and Local
October 25, 2018
This week our Analysts manage to outwit both some classic villains and the Hallmark Channel.
1x27 - Shore Leave
November 8, 2018
This week our Panalysts have to coordinate an Alien shore leave and give a TED talk. They are unprepared for both tasks.
1x28 - Another Gundam Situation
November 15, 2018
This week our Panalysts land a plane, reference Beowulf and fondly remember Mr.Skin.com.
1x29 - Ocelot vs Vagina Egg
November 30, 2018
This week our panalysts debate the best way to spend the night in Brooklyn, and how to ruin two things that are average at best.
1x30 - Floss or Butthole
December 6, 2018
This week our Panalysts debate long-term career plans and what do when the world discovers your naked body is magnificent.
1x31 - Satan's Hard at Work HOLIDAY SPECIAL!
December 14, 2018
Happy holidays from the Panalysts! Your stocking has either a cursed diamond, a bunch of plutonium, or a frisky devil ruining your favourite childhood movie.
1x32 - Death or Paperwork
January 10, 2019
The Panalysts return to debate which is less desirable, spending time with Lindsay Lohan or being murdered by hobbits.
1x33 - Angry Pig or Wet Predator
January 17, 2019
This week our Panalysts decide whether it's best to crush late stage capitalism from the inside or the outside, and what the best crappy vacation is.
1x34 - Garbage Fountain or Fire Bag
January 24, 2019
This week our Panalysts debate the most efficient method of killing the last living transformer, and how to get the most mileage out of a curse.
1x35 - Melf's Acid Arrow or Rude Note
February 1, 2019
This week, under Ian's purview, our Panalysts choose a nemesis and decide if they want to be big brain or very little brain.
1x36 - "Free" Ham or Feral Lemurs
February 8, 2019
This week, our intrepid panalysts aim to ruin Madagascar while improving your odds at winning big in Ikea!
1x37 - Kia Sedona or Artificial Insemination
February 14, 2019
This week our Panalysts debate the best animal (out of available options) to be reincarnated as, and what is appropriate ask for a rider.
1x38 - Voreo or Shartcuterie
February 21, 2019
This week our Panalysts attempt to improve Oreos, with predictable results.
1x39 - Batman or Jock Itch
February 28, 2019
This week our Panalysts debate which fate is worse -- being part of the DC cinematic universe, or having a really itchy groin.