Pirate Booty Call

August 27, 2012

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The Real Housewives of New York City - S5 - E13

The ladies land in St. Barts—sans Aviva, whose phobias keep her home. The wives delight in their high-level villa and take in a night that features tequila shots, a pirate-theme performance and flirtations with their sightly liaison.

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The Real Housewives of New York City: Season 5 - 21 Episode s

5x1 - A New New York
June 4, 2012
Season 5 begins with Sonja hosting a party to introduce three new cast members—Aviva Drescher, Carole Radziwill and Heather Thomson. But the successful bash takes a dramatically downward turn when Ramona arrives and revelations come to light.
5x2 - Say What You Mean, Just Don't Say It Mean
June 11, 2012
LuAnn and Ramona try to mend their relationship, but accusations and denials complicate matters. Meanwhile, gossip and chatter upset Ramona, and dramas swirl around Sonja at an awards event.
5x3 - Boozy Brunch
June 18, 2012
Carole throws a brunch in her hip neighborhood; Sonja sets out to launch a catering company; Heather invites some of the gang to tag along on her business trip to London.
5x4 - A Diss-Invite
June 25, 2012
Ramona plans a lunch gathering to discuss her issues. Sonja is invited, but she instead opts to have a secret meeting with LuAnn. Meanwhile, Sonja hosts a party, but cracks begins to show in her friendship with Ramona.
5x5 - The Cool Girls
July 2, 2012
Plans for Heather's London trip spin into motion, but Aviva grows concerned that Ramona will be excluded. Ramona and Heather meet to table their differences, but things sour quickly—and Ramona leaves without a London invitation. Meanwhile, Sonja is enlisted to plan an anniversary party for Aviva.
5x6 - I'm UK, You're UK
July 9, 2012
Carole, Sonja, LuAnn and Heather bask in a trip to England. The ladies stay at a well-appointed penthouse and later have a slumber party, where they bond, play games—and dish on Ramona. In New York, Ramona and Aviva shop for shoes.
5x7 - Good Trip, Bad Fall
July 16, 2012
A London getaway winds down with a game of croquet and a battle royal heating up between Carole and LuAnn. Back in the Big Apple, Aviva throws her anniversary party, where she ends up taking a tumble down stairs in front of everyone.
5x8 - Blinded by the Wine
July 23, 2012
Four of the ladies discuss a London trip and an anniversary party; Sonja works on her brand; LuAnn hosts a wine event, where Ramona's wine undergoes a blind taste test; Aviva plans a trip to Miami; and disturbing news about LuAnn comes to the fore.
5x9 - Dirty Ol' Dad
July 30, 2012
The ladies have a dinner get-together in Miami with Sonja and her date—who happens to be Aviva's lusty father. Later, Aviva seeks advice on how to deal with Ramona, and Carole calls out LuAnn about a past misdeed.
5x10 - You Want to What Me in the Where?
August 6, 2012
Ramona invites all the ladies—except for Heather—to a dinner, but the heat is on when LuAnn slights Carole. Elsewhere, LuAnn throws a holiday party, where a boozy Sonja squares off against LuAnn and the ladies get up on stage to sing.
5x11 - This Party is Toast
August 13, 2012
Carole throws a holiday bash, and Aviva's libidinous father is among the partygoers. Elsewhere, Sonja arrives at her photo shoot an hour late, irking Heather; Carole completes her book and invites the ladies on an island getaway to celebrate.
5x12 - All How You Spin It
August 20, 2012
Aviva throws a charity event to benefit children in need of prosthetics—but tensions rise when both Ramona and Sonja are no-shows. Elsewhere, Aviva's fear of flying could keep her from attending Carole's trip to St. Barts.
5x13 - Pirate Booty Call
August 27, 2012
The ladies land in St. Barts—sans Aviva, whose phobias keep her home. The wives delight in their high-level villa and take in a night that features tequila shots, a pirate-theme performance and flirtations with their sightly liaison.
5x14 - Slutty Island
September 3, 2012
An island getaway continues with a party at the ladies' villa, but only two guests make appearances. Later, the wives take in a yachting adventure; and Aviva heads to St. Barts despite her fear of flying.
5x15 - Vacation, All I Never Wanted
September 10, 2012
The ladies' vacation continues, yet Ramona frets that it's turning into a couple's retreat. On the final night, Sonja and Ramona spark tension when they duck out on the wives' original plans to see a concert.
5x16 - What Happens in St. Barths Doesn't Stay in St. Barths
September 17, 2012
The wives return from their vacation, but fallout from the trip creates dramas. Elsewhere, a surprise awaits Carole when she crosses paths with a former suitor.
5x17 - Don't Make Room for Daddy
September 24, 2012
Aviva's father returns and visits a health-food store with his daughter; Sonja negotiates a settlement with her former husband; and Heather preps for her fashion show and has a surprise request for Aviva.
5x18 - All's Well That Doesn't End Well
October 1, 2012
Social events spin out of control in the Season 5 finale. Here, Ramona is seemingly at the center of showdowns, including Heather's fund-raiser (Ramona vs. Sonja) and Carole's book party (Ramona vs. Heather, plus Ramona vs. Aviva).
5x19 - Reunion (1)
October 8, 2012
Part 1 of 2. Andy Cohen hosts a reunion edition featuring the Big Apple ladies.
5x20 - Reunion (2)
October 15, 2012
Conclusion. Andy Cohen hosts a reunion featuring the regrouped New York ladies. Topics include Season 5's confrontations.
5x21 - Lost Footage
October 22, 2012
Previously unseen footage from "The Real Housewives of New York City" includes the ladies' business ventures, vacation dramas, snippets of the wives speaking in "baby talk," and the discovery of a prosthetic leg.

5x1 - A New New York

5x2 - Say What You Mean, Just Don't Say It Mean

5x3 - Boozy Brunch

5x4 - A Diss-Invite

5x5 - The Cool Girls

5x6 - I'm UK, You're UK

5x7 - Good Trip, Bad Fall

5x8 - Blinded by the Wine

5x9 - Dirty Ol' Dad

5x10 - You Want to What Me in the Where?

5x11 - This Party is Toast

5x12 - All How You Spin It

5x13 - Pirate Booty Call

5x14 - Slutty Island

5x15 - Vacation, All I Never Wanted

5x16 - What Happens in St. Barths Doesn't Stay in St. Barths

5x17 - Don't Make Room for Daddy

5x18 - All's Well That Doesn't End Well

5x19 - Reunion (1)

5x20 - Reunion (2)

5x21 - Lost Footage

S0: Specials

S1: Season 1

S2: Season 2

S3: Season 3

S4: Season 4

S5: Season 5

S6: Season 6

S7: Season 7

S8: Season 8

S9: Season 9

S10: Season 10

S11: Season 11

S12: Season 12

S13: Season 13

S14: Season 14

S15: Season 15