7x1 - Running Of The Bulls

December 31, 1997

The gang at Possum Lodge stage a Running of the Bulls with the usual disastrous results. Red builds a Hummer out of 2 Hyundai Ponys on Handyman Corner and Bill and Red go camping on Adventures with Bill.

7x2 - Swiss It Up

Red and Harold sell the show to Switzerland and are forced to change the content to suit the Swiss audience. Red builds a house trailer our of appliance doors. Bill plays with his yoyo.

7x3 - The Implosion

A fundraiser for the Historical Society results in the destruction of their Heritage Building. On Handyman Corner, Red builds a motorcycle and sidecar out of an old bike and a riding mower. Red destroys Arnie's guitar when he tries to fix it with a belt sander.

7x4 - Adopt-A-Highway

Possum Lodge adopts a three mile curved stretch of highway dubbed "Orphan's Bend". Red builds a party-sized barbeque out of bathtubs. Bill tries to uproot a monster-sized tree stump.

7x5 - The Strange Ranger

Ranger Gord is missing from his tower. Red does the ultimate van conversion. Bill shows off his rock collection.

7x6 - Big Guy Little Guy

Red joins a big brothers club just so he can compete in a soapbox derby. Bill collects butterflies. Red turns a car into a tow truck.

7x7 - The Movie

Red and Harold make a feature film on Super 8 M.O.S. Bill power washes a friend's car. Red turns a hot water heater into a man-sized espresso machine.

7x8 - Expropriation

Red speculates in real estate when he hears about a new highway coming through Possum Lake. Bill and Harold have a paintball war game. Red makes a friend's van into a convertible.

7x9 - The Stool Pigeons

Harold creates an informer's club to snitch on criminals. Red gives a few handyman kitchen tips. Bill rotates the van tires. Red gives his take on modern art.

7x10 - Celebrity

Werner Klemperer buys a cottage in the Possum Lake area. Red points out the wisdom of buying a used Police car. Bill knocks a few out at the golf driving range.

7x12 - Pardi Gras

Possum Lodge inherits 137 tubas and decides to have a parade. Red replaces his car tires with footwear. Bill makes a manually-operated elevator.

7x13 - The Splinter Lodge

Some of the men are unhappy with Red as a leader and form their own lodge. Red turns a freezer into a den. Bill tries to make a man-sized tree fort.

7x14 - The Good Old Hockey Game

Possum Lodge has a dispute with Yuppie cottagers about whether the local rink should be used for hockey or curling. Red turns his van into a snowplough. Bill tries snowboarding. Special Guest - Gordon Pinsent.

7x15 - Outside

Red encourages Harold to stand up and fight for himself. Red makes a heated driveway out of chain link fence and a stove. Bill and Harold go ice fishing. Special Guest - Graham Greene.

7x16 - The Town Mall

Using the sewers, the men turn downtown Possum Lake into an indoor mall. Red converts the Possum van to run on propane. Bill and Red put on skates and play "Crack the Whip".

7x17 - The Winter Carnival

The men stage a winter carnival at Possum Lodge, so that their wives won't want to go south for the winter. Red builds a zamboni our of a K-car. Ranger Gord explains the danger of snake bites. Bill tries the Luge.

7x18 - Of Cars And Men

Harold announces his departure after finding urban employment.