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The Three Stooges
Season 3
Episode 7

No Census, No Feeling

October 4, 1940

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Following an altercation with a shopkeeper, the Stooges seek refuge in a revolving door, emerging with clipboards in hand, assuming their new roles as census takers. Their first assignment leads them to the home of a socialite, where they unwittingly disrupt a bridge game by inadvertently adding Alum salt to a punch bowl, causing comedic chaos as everyone's lips pucker.

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The Three Stooges: Season 3 - 23 Episode s

3x1 - You Nazty Spy!
January 19, 1940
Three munitions manufacturers, discontent with reduced profits due to King Herman the 6+7⁄8's pacifist policies, conspire to overthrow him and institute a dictatorship. The trio selects the unwitting Stooges acting as wallpaper hangers as figureheads for their regime. Moe assumes the role of the leader, drawing parallels to Adolf Hitler, while Curly and Larry are assigned positions mirroring a hybrid of Benito Mussolini and Hermann Göring as well as Joseph Goebbels, respectively.
3x2 - Rockin' thru the Rockies
March 8, 1940
Set in the Rocky Mountains circa late 1800s, the Stooges are guides tasked with escorting a trio known as "Nell's Belles" through mountainous terrain en route to their performance destination in San Francisco. Despite their efforts, complications arise when Curly inadvertently frightens off the horses, leaving the group stranded overnight at the behest of Native American inhabitants who advise them to vacate the area promptly.
3x3 - A Plumbing We Will Go
April 19, 1940
The Stooges are destitute vagrants, engaged in larcenous activities as beggars. Subsequently, they face legal consequences and are brought to trial on charges of chicken theft. Following their acquittal, the trio endeavors to procure a live fish from an aquarium within a pet store. Officer Kelly intervenes, instigating a pursuit that compels the Stooges to adopt the guise of plumbers as a means to evade incarceration.
3x4 - Nutty but Nice
June 14, 1940
The Stooges are singing waiters in a restaurant where they encounter two physicians concerned about the well-being of Betty Williams, a young girl grappling with illness induced by grief. Betty's father, a bank cashier, has been abducted while transporting bonds valued at ,000. Motivated by compassion, the Stooges undertake the task of locating the missing father, prompted by a description provided by the doctors: a middle-aged man with a bald spot, sporting an anchor tattoo, and standing at 5'10" in stature. Notably, the father and Betty share a penchant for yodeling, a skill Curly surprisingly demonstrates proficiency in.
3x5 - How High Is Up?
July 26, 1940
The Stooges engage in mendicant activities at a construction site, initially attracting business by puncturing holes in the lunch boxes of workers and offering to repair the damage. However, their deceit is soon uncovered, leading to a pursuit onto the site where they blend into a crowd of job seekers. Despite their lack of experience, they are assigned to work on the precarious 97th floor, with Curly's acrophobia presenting a significant challenge.
3x6 - From Nurse to Worse
August 23, 1940
The Stooges are paper hangers who encounter their acquaintance Jerry, an insurance salesman, who proposes a scheme wherein they can receive monthly by taking out a policy on Curly, alleging insanity. Moe and Larry escort Curly, who is disguised as a dog, to Dr. D. Lerious's office for an assessment. However, Curly's exaggerated portrayal results in the doctor recommending surgical intervention. Fleeing from the impending operation, the Stooges seek refuge in a dog catcher's truck, unwittingly subjecting themselves to a flea infestation.
3x7 - No Census, No Feeling
October 4, 1940
Following an altercation with a shopkeeper, the Stooges seek refuge in a revolving door, emerging with clipboards in hand, assuming their new roles as census takers. Their first assignment leads them to the home of a socialite, where they unwittingly disrupt a bridge game by inadvertently adding Alum salt to a punch bowl, causing comedic chaos as everyone's lips pucker.
3x8 - Cookoo Cavaliers
November 15, 1940
The Stooges encounter persistent challenges in their role as fishmongers in San Diego. Subsequently, they opt for a strategic shift, aiming to enter the hospitality sector by acquiring ownership of a saloon establishment. However, due to a misunderstanding, they mistakenly purchase a beauty salon in the tranquil village of Cucaracha, Mexico.
3x9 - Boobs in Arms
December 27, 1940
The Stooges are street peddler greeting card salesmen, inciting the ire of a disgruntled passerby during an accidental altercation. Their subsequent encounters lead them to the doorstep of a woman seeking assistance in igniting jealousy within her husband, unknowingly revisiting the same individual they had previously antagonized. Confronted once more by the aggrieved husband, the Stooges employ their pugnacious antics to defend themselves before hastily fleeing his wrath.
3x10 - So Long Mr. Chumps
February 7, 1941
The Stooges are incompetent yet sincere street cleaners. Upon discovering a discarded envelope containing oil bonds, they dutifully return it to its rightful owner, B.O. Davis. Grateful for their integrity, Davis offers them a reward of five thousand dollars on the condition that they locate an honest individual possessing executive capabilities.
3x11 - Dutiful But Dumb
March 21, 1941
The Stooges are Click, Clack and Cluck, paparazzi-like photographers employed by Whack Magazine, a publication renowned for its sensationalist approach to imagery. Following their unsuccessful endeavor to capture a photograph of the esteemed movie star Percival De Puyster and his newlywed spouse, their employer, Mr. Wilson, dismisses them from their positions. However, Wilson subsequently dispatches the trio to Vulgaria (a fictionalized representation of a totalitarian regime reminiscent of fascist Bulgaria), for their next assignment, fully aware that photography in Vulgaria is deemed an act of espionage punishable by death.
3x12 - All the World's a Stooge
May 16, 1941
Wealthy Ajax Bullion finds himself in a predicament when his eccentric wife expresses a desire to adopt a refugee, prompted by the prevailing socio-political climate. Meanwhile, Ajax grapples with a severe toothache, prompting his wife to insist he visit the dentist while she prepares for the nursery.
3x13 - I'll Never Heil Again
July 4, 1941
In the Kingdom of Moronika, deposed monarch King Herman the 6+7⁄8 and his allies, war profiteers Ixnay, Amscray, and Umpchay seek to overthrow the tyrannical rule of fascist dictator Moe Hailstone. Princess Gilda, daughter of King Herman, emerges and employs subterfuge and strategic manipulation to undermine Hailstone's authority. Her audacious scheme to eliminate Hailstone involves the clandestine placement of an explosive Number 13 pool ball within his billiard table, emblematic of her determination to restore her father to the throne.
3x14 - An Ache in Every Stake
August 22, 1941
The Stooges are hapless icemen, grappling with a series of misadventures as they navigate their mundane profession. Upon awakening from slumber within their delivery wagon, precipitated by their horse's agitation, Moe and Larry find themselves extricated from the vehicle's confines, while Curly, having employed a block of ice as an improvised pillow, becomes ensconced within its chilly embrace. Subsequently liberated from his icy enclosure, the trio embarks on their routine ice block deliveries, culminating in a challenging assignment at a residence perched atop a daunting staircase.
3x15 - In the Sweet Pie and Pie
October 16, 1941
Tiska, Taska, and Baska Jones, three assertive society women, find themselves the recipients of a substantial inheritance contingent upon their marital status by a specified deadline. However, their intended fiancés are unable to comply due to their deployment to Honolulu with the Fleet. Advised by their astute lawyer, Diggins, the women devise a scheme to secure their inheritance by marrying three condemned inmates known as the Mushroom Murder Gang, portrayed by the Stooges. Upon marriage to the convicts, the women anticipate collecting their inheritance, following which the inmates will be executed, allowing the women to proceed with their original engagements.
3x16 - Some More of Samoa
December 4, 1941
The Stooges are professional arborists commissioned by a wealthy elderly gentleman to procure a suitable companion for his prized puckerless persimmon tree. Embarking on a journey to the fictitious tropical island of Rhum-Boogie, the Stooges encounter adversity upon arrival, finding themselves captured by the indigenous inhabitants who threaten them with consumption unless Curly consents to marry the Chief's unattractive sibling.
3x17 - Loco Boy Makes Good
January 8, 1942
The Stooges are suffering from economic hardship as they face eviction from their lodgings due to significant arrears in rental payments. Expelled from their accommodation under the auspices of their irascible landlord, they are relegated to a precarious existence until their outstanding debt is discharged.
3x18 - Cactus Makes Perfect
February 26, 1942
The day begins with the Stooges' matriarch endeavoring unsuccessfully to rouse her sons from their slumber through comedic means, employing a mechanism involving a tethered rope to instigate their awakening. This results in a physical upheaval as the bed, manipulated by the rope, spins horizontally, prompting the trio's dislodgement. Curly then receives a letter from the Inventors' Association, wherein his invention, the Gold Collar Button Retriever, is deemed "incomprehensible and utterly impractical." Curly, misconstruing this assessment as validation, interprets it as a harbinger of success, prompting the trio to depart from their maternal abode in pursuit of fortune.
3x19 - What's the Matador?
March 23, 1942
The Stooges are vaudeville entertainers who embark on a journey to Mexico to showcase their comedic prowess. Central to their act is a farcical interpretation of bullfighting, with Curly assuming the role of the intrepid matador, while Moe and Larry don the guise of a bovine adversary. En route to their performance destination, they encounter Dolores Sanchez, an enchanting señorita whose presence adds intrigue to their expedition. However, their interactions are soon complicated by the appearance of Dolores' husband, José, characterized by his malevolent disposition and vehement aversion to perceived romantic overtures towards his spouse.
3x20 - Matri-Phony
July 2, 1942
During the era of "Ancient Erysipelas", the Stooges preside over Ye Olde Pottery shop, a quaint establishment nestled within the bustling streets. Amidst the backdrop of this setting, the formidable Emperor Octopus Grabus sets forth on a quest to secure a new consort, his preferences leaning towards red-haired maidens. Grabus then sets his sights on Diana, a fair maiden who seeks refuge within the protective confines of the Stooges' establishment, hoping to evade the unwanted advances of the emperor. However, their sanctuary is abruptly shattered when palace guards uncover the ruse, precipitating their apprehension and subsequent audience with Grabus.
3x21 - Three Smart Saps
July 30, 1942
The Stooges find themselves entangled in a complex web of intrigue and familial obligation as they endeavor to liberate their prospective father-in-law from incarceration. Their predicament arises from the father's status as a prison warden, who has fallen victim to the machinations of the local mafia, resulting in his unjust confinement.
3x22 - Even as IOU
September 18, 1942
The Stooges are fraudulent individuals engaged in the illicit sale of counterfeit racing forms, exploit unsuspecting patrons by peddling expired documents. This duplicitous endeavor culminates in a confrontation with a disgruntled customer, precipitating their flight from law enforcement.
3x23 - Sock-a-Bye Baby
November 13, 1942
The Stooges are awaken in the middle of the night to find themselves unexpectedly confronted with the responsibility of caring for an abandoned infant left on their doorstep. Accompanying this infant is a poignant letter from the distressed mother, elucidating the circumstances of the abandonment and beseeching the Stooges' compassion for the child, identified as baby Jimmy.

The Three Stooges: All seasons

S1: The Three Stooges Collection, Vol. 1: 1934-1936
19 Episode s
S2: The Three Stooges Collection, Vol. 2: 1937-1939
24 Episode s
S3: The Three Stooges Collection, Vol. 3: 1940-1942
23 Episode s
S4: The Three Stooges Collection, Vol. 4: 1943-1945
21 Episode s
S5: The Three Stooges Collection, Vol. 5: 1946-1948
25 Episode s
S6: The Three Stooges Collection, Vol. 6: 1949-1951
24 Episode s
S7: The Three Stooges Collection, Vol. 7: 1952-1954
22 Episode s
S8: The Three Stooges Collection, Vol. 8: 1955-1959
32 Episode s

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3x1 - You Nazty Spy!

3x2 - Rockin' thru the Rockies

3x3 - A Plumbing We Will Go

3x4 - Nutty but Nice

3x5 - How High Is Up?

3x6 - From Nurse to Worse

3x7 - No Census, No Feeling

3x8 - Cookoo Cavaliers

3x9 - Boobs in Arms

3x10 - So Long Mr. Chumps

3x11 - Dutiful But Dumb

3x12 - All the World's a Stooge

3x13 - I'll Never Heil Again

3x14 - An Ache in Every Stake

3x15 - In the Sweet Pie and Pie

3x16 - Some More of Samoa

3x17 - Loco Boy Makes Good

3x18 - Cactus Makes Perfect

3x19 - What's the Matador?

3x20 - Matri-Phony

3x21 - Three Smart Saps

3x22 - Even as IOU

3x23 - Sock-a-Bye Baby

S1: The Three Stooges Collection, Vol. 1: 1934-1936

S2: The Three Stooges Collection, Vol. 2: 1937-1939

S3: The Three Stooges Collection, Vol. 3: 1940-1942

S4: The Three Stooges Collection, Vol. 4: 1943-1945

S5: The Three Stooges Collection, Vol. 5: 1946-1948

S6: The Three Stooges Collection, Vol. 6: 1949-1951

S7: The Three Stooges Collection, Vol. 7: 1952-1954

S8: The Three Stooges Collection, Vol. 8: 1955-1959