1x1 - The First Episode, Slut Mobile

January 28, 1999

Host Tom Green buys condoms with ease, brings loose women home to meet the folks and visits with a cow.

1x2 - Phil's Balls

February 4, 1999

Tom challenges MTV's moral standards executive, invades an art gallery and tries to revive some sick pets.

1x3 - Mustard Inspector

February 11, 1999

Tom sees co-host Glenn Humplik's skin, examines the contents of a briefcase and goes on a date.

1x4 - Sickly Man Magazine

February 18, 1999

Tom tries to break a world record, becomes a magazine "coverboy," and solicits some tips from an actor.

1x6 - Spring Break Special

March 4, 1999

On the MTV cruise to Cancun.

1x7 - Glenn and Phil via Satellite

April 22, 1999

Tom falls in love; interview with a stinky microphone; grocery shopping with a cow; Glenn via satellite.

1x8 - Glenn's Red Carpet Treatment

April 29, 1999

Glenn gets the red-carpet treatment; Tom makes an adult movie; Tom gets drunk; Glenn via satellite.

1x9 - Parent Statues

May 6, 1999

Tom's parents threaten to sue after he gives them two statues; Tom swims in porridge; guest Janeane Garofalo.

1x10 - Swimming Across Lake Washington

June 8, 1999